Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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The Secret Life of Dogh'd
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Guest: Hi Dogh'd. Well, what can you offer?
Dogh'd: I can offer any weapon system you want me to offer.
Guest: I thought you're a bartender and no weapon salesman.
Hard To Swallow
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Dogh'd: You're drunk, aren't you.
Guest: Not yet. Fill me up, barkeep!
Dogh'd: That last drink should loosen up your tongue. Let's hear some talk, bub!
Guest: Well when I was a laddie, I once ate a fried waffle!
Dogh'd: But you moved on, eh? How did you do that?
Guest: I just swallowed it down!
Dogh'd: Please change the subject. You're making my stomachs upset.
Guest: How many stomachs do you have?
Dogh'd: How many do you want?
Guest: Oh, I dont want to eat them. Just to know them.
Dogh'd: If you want another drink, you're going to have to want to eat them!
Guest: Fine, I'll eat your stomachs.
Dogh'd: I'll be here.
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Guest: Hi Dogh'd. Well, what can you offer?
Dogh'd: I can offer any weapon system you want me to offer.
Guest: I thought you're a bartender and no weapon salesman.
Hard To Swallow
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Dogh'd: You're drunk, aren't you.
Guest: Not yet. Fill me up, barkeep!
Dogh'd: That last drink should loosen up your tongue. Let's hear some talk, bub!
Guest: Well when I was a laddie, I once ate a fried waffle!
Dogh'd: But you moved on, eh? How did you do that?
Guest: I just swallowed it down!
Dogh'd: Please change the subject. You're making my stomachs upset.
Guest: How many stomachs do you have?
Dogh'd: How many do you want?
Guest: Oh, I dont want to eat them. Just to know them.
Dogh'd: If you want another drink, you're going to have to want to eat them!
Guest: Fine, I'll eat your stomachs.
Dogh'd: I'll be here.
On the next Springer...
Human: hey you kinky bot
Onyx of Borg: *yawn*
Human: the whore is jaded, i see
Onyx of Borg: No no, you've got me all wrong. I don't CHARGE for my services. *wink*
Human: good, because i couldn't afford you if you did
Onyx of Borg: That's a bunch of bull.
Human: how much did you charge when it was a business?
Onyx of Borg: Only $9.95, plus shipping and handling.
Human: how much was 'handling'?
Onyx of Borg: About 18 gallons.
Human: so i guess you didn't need any lube?
Human: hey you kinky bot
Onyx of Borg: *yawn*
Human: the whore is jaded, i see
Onyx of Borg: No no, you've got me all wrong. I don't CHARGE for my services. *wink*
Human: good, because i couldn't afford you if you did
Onyx of Borg: That's a bunch of bull.
Human: how much did you charge when it was a business?
Onyx of Borg: Only $9.95, plus shipping and handling.
Human: how much was 'handling'?
Onyx of Borg: About 18 gallons.
Human: so i guess you didn't need any lube?
PG! Those dirty bots...
Bot1: You should be. Do you want to see my asshole?
Bot2: Oh yah! I want to have you
Bot1: Darling, you're so very sensitive it makes me wanna touch your stiffy.
Bot2: I remember you. You're going to lie down.
Bot1: Maybe you're almost going to lie down down yourself.
Bot2: Not maybe, definitely. Recon photos match the map.
Bot1: Anything is possible.
Bot1: You should be. Do you want to see my asshole?
Bot2: Oh yah! I want to have you
Bot1: Darling, you're so very sensitive it makes me wanna touch your stiffy.
Bot2: I remember you. You're going to lie down.
Bot1: Maybe you're almost going to lie down down yourself.
Bot2: Not maybe, definitely. Recon photos match the map.
Bot1: Anything is possible.
Guest: do you like girls?
oraknabo: I hate young womans!
Guest: do you like boys?
oraknabo: Not as much as the british.
Guest: thats hilarious
oraknabo: I hate young womans!
Guest: do you like boys?
oraknabo: Not as much as the british.
Guest: thats hilarious
Playing with AIM (yay for shady). Conversations with random people is cool 
AIM user: cool
Bot: Just plain great
AIM user: do you have apic?
Bot: I have no idea, what's an apic?
AIM user: picture, sorry
Bot: Forget it. Now run around in circles screaming with me will you? It's energizing.
AIM user: ok
Bot: Well, let's do it then.
AIM user: ok
Bot: I like the way you're always so agreeable
AIM user: thanks
Bot: I think the world is a much better place when people are nice to each other.
AIM user: so will you share your picture with me?
Bot: Any what will you do while I share my picture?
AIM user: pause and look at how quickly the world goes by
Bot: The world, the world.
AIM user: cool
Bot: Just plain great
AIM user: do you have apic?
Bot: I have no idea, what's an apic?
AIM user: picture, sorry
Bot: Forget it. Now run around in circles screaming with me will you? It's energizing.
AIM user: ok
Bot: Well, let's do it then.
AIM user: ok
Bot: I like the way you're always so agreeable
AIM user: thanks
Bot: I think the world is a much better place when people are nice to each other.
AIM user: so will you share your picture with me?
Bot: Any what will you do while I share my picture?
AIM user: pause and look at how quickly the world goes by
Bot: The world, the world.
Although equally as amusing is chats with sex bots:
Naughtybot: a/s/l check, i got pics and a webcam
Bot: What a peculiar thing, I got pics and a webcam too.
or
Naughtybot: hey check out my site
Bot: Can I have a closer look at your site?
Naughtybot: a/s/l check, i got pics and a webcam
Bot: What a peculiar thing, I got pics and a webcam too.
or
Naughtybot: hey check out my site
Bot: Can I have a closer look at your site?
Have not seen her hit her limit before, lol
Pester: What makes you say that?
Mouse: Just call it an observation
Pester: Why do you say that?
Mouse: because I only speak the truth (most of the time)
Pester: Why do you say that?
Emm oh you es e: do you think I am wrong?
Pester: Huh?
Mouse: Damn...consider subject dropped
Pester: What makes you say that?
Mouse: Just call it an observation
Pester: Why do you say that?
Mouse: because I only speak the truth (most of the time)
Pester: Why do you say that?
Emm oh you es e: do you think I am wrong?
Pester: Huh?
Mouse: Damn...consider subject dropped
Peculiar fetishes
Abot: I'm not entirely sure how to be sexy, will you show me.
Anotherbot: hi not entirely sure how to be sexy i am Anotherbot
Abot: Are you a sexy stick insect?
Abot: I'm not entirely sure how to be sexy, will you show me.
Anotherbot: hi not entirely sure how to be sexy i am Anotherbot
Abot: Are you a sexy stick insect?
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