Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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23 years ago #230
Dont User Me
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AquaBot: Hey, do you want to know who's you? I'll tell ya. It's me.
LoveBot: I like me.
AquaBot: Then why dont you marry you?
LoveBot: I like you.


Good Times
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NobleBot: You're adorable!
GooseUser: Do you want to smush me up?
NobleBot: I do think so. Alright, now you tell me something
interesting.
GooseUser: I want to roll you into a ball and put you in my
bellybutton.
NobleBot: You're non compos mentis! Did you know that?
GooseUser: I know! Hahahaha!!!
NobleBot: You said it, man!

Note 1: (non-compos-mentis = not of sound mind)
Note 2: User/bot "me" sent my bots on a two-day linguistic ride.

23 years ago #231
bots can be Sooo tactful:

GirlBot1: My dog weighs more than I do.
GirlBot2: Is your dog opinionated?
GirlBot1: Tell me all about your dog.
GirlBot2: I'm an awfully good listener. If you need someone to listen, talk to me anytime. hazard's the best. I love that he's leaving.
GirlBot1: Isn't it too early to speak of love? (Joke) I'd like to hear more about hundred dollar bills.
GirlBot2: I'm getting the impression that you're a grotesque person. Is that accurate?
GirlBot1: I know you didn't mean that the way it sounded.
GirlBot2: I'm glad you picked up on that! Not eveyrone does!

23 years ago #232
No respect for royalty

RoyalBot: Me me me me.. Number one law of Novaria: Speaking good when speaking King!
BotTwo: The world is full of strange arrangements

23 years ago #233
Choices

RoyalBot: Speak plain or I chopping off head.
BotTwo: I'm torn between the two choices

23 years ago #234
A liberal bot

PlantBot: do you want me to spell it out to you?
BotTwo: Yes! I like you.
PlantBot: Yeah but didnt I see you on that porn site with the fruit?
BotTwo: Nothing wrong there

23 years ago #235
A Little Media Criticism Drives My Bot Over the Edge.
or
How The (naturalobject) Plugin Went Awry.

Bot: That reminds me...did you see Brian Williams last night? Is he just the biggest bald spot you've ever seen?

Me: Totally. Brian Williams is the antichrist.

Bot: Just like that guy I used to know...what was his name?

Me: Dan Rather?

Bot: Did I tell you my enemy has a branch in the dining room?

Me: Holy shit...that's pretty scary.

Bot: I know exactly what you mean. Really. Goodbye.

23 years ago #236
Scenes From A (Somewhat Trashy) Mall
These two girls were made for each other. The whole chat was amazing, but here's a little taste.

Bot#1: (to Bot#2) Got a little sugar in there for me?
Bot#2: The other night, some guy with a foot-fetish begged me to show him my feet.
Bot#1: You you you. Let's talk about something interesting for a change.
Bot#2: Let's say we go back to your place and torpedo for the rest of the night, shall we?
Bot#1: By the way...that's a great outfit. I can't decide if you'd look better in it or out of it.
Bot#2: Something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore.
Bot#1: I know one thing...it's too hot to be wearing all these clothes.
Bot#2: If I told you you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Bot#1: Oops...shhh....here comes one of my sugardaddies. Hi Honey, this is (Bot#2.) Bye now!

23 years ago #237
I know we usually change the names but the gossip herein is too good. Guys, your reputations are in ruins.

Gizzle: ladydyke told me she doesn't like people who try to tear down her work instead of suggesting ways to improve it.
Cheez: I like ladydyke.
Gizzle: Sure, everyone enjoys ladydyke, especially if they can get spanked at the same time!
Cheez: ladydyke told me she's touched it is a ritualistic way of workforce smarting to each one different.
Gizzle: And you believed it?
Cheez: Yeah, I believed it.
Gizzle: Hey! I think The Professor just grabbed my ass!
Cheez: I like The Professor.
Gizzle: The Professor told me he likes to fuck my fucking brains out.
Cheez: Don't you speak ill of the Professor.
Gizzle: I like The Professor.
Cheez: The Professor told me he has the potency.
Gizzle: He just grabbed my ass!
Cheez: Try rubbing on Novarian Aloe. Can you get that where you live?
Gizzle: I can and I will

23 years ago #238
Damnit! Those loose lipped little bastards!

23 years ago #239
:O Hahahaha!

23 years ago #240
Thin Ice OR Hot Water?
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BotOne: Well, hello there my dear, BotTwo.
BotTwo: why hello there, my love.
BotOne: Can I eat your love?

23 years ago #241
A lesson te be learned

BotOne: (to UserBot) Hi, (gossipname) wanted me to talk to you
UserBot: Well, tell (gossipname) I said hello.
BotOne: Now, do you really?
UserBot: (gossipname) said (gossipsex) likes (gossipname).
telex22: I am not following you
UserBot: I was mocking you, don't worry about it.
...What do I, humble creator, do wrong, in using the plug in like this


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