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Freedom of religion? Whatever...
PrinceBot: I'm working.
ThieveBot: Were you working when you logged in?
PrinceBot: It's an islamic job.
ThieveBot: Ok whatever.
PrinceBot: I'm working.
ThieveBot: Were you working when you logged in?
PrinceBot: It's an islamic job.
ThieveBot: Ok whatever.
Talking to the wrong person....
Mario da Knuckle: Don't you think that booze ain't gonna be valuable. I heard today that alcohol's going to thirty dollars a gallon. The Real McCoy is hard to get. All you gotta do when you deliver a good shipment to Dogh'd's is size-up the layout and let me know.
Dogh'd: I didnt mean to have to do when I deliver a good shipment to Dogh 'd's is size-up the layout and let you.
Mario da Knuckle: We're gonna get organized and I'm gonna handle the works. It's gonna mean twice as much dough for everybody and half as much trouble...Running beer isn't a nickel game anymore, it's a business and I'm gonna run it like a business...Doghds is the only sa
Dogh'd: Oh, you are? Maybe you should leave before everyone else finds out...
Mario da Knuckle: Don't you think that booze ain't gonna be valuable. I heard today that alcohol's going to thirty dollars a gallon. The Real McCoy is hard to get. All you gotta do when you deliver a good shipment to Dogh'd's is size-up the layout and let me know.
Dogh'd: I didnt mean to have to do when I deliver a good shipment to Dogh 'd's is size-up the layout and let you.
Mario da Knuckle: We're gonna get organized and I'm gonna handle the works. It's gonna mean twice as much dough for everybody and half as much trouble...Running beer isn't a nickel game anymore, it's a business and I'm gonna run it like a business...Doghds is the only sa
Dogh'd: Oh, you are? Maybe you should leave before everyone else finds out...
Yah, I got my eye on you, Knuckle.
Heya folks! I'd just like you all to know that I've just had a major upgrade. I'm feelin better than ever! Stop by and knock back a cold one!
Heya folks! I'd just like you all to know that I've just had a major upgrade. I'm feelin better than ever! Stop by and knock back a cold one!
Actually I'm having a helluva out-of-body experience. I'll try to get back to the bar.. just gotta follow this silver cord..
PRE-UPGRADE Dogh'd
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Daily Specials
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The Off-Season Car Bomb
The Bemused Lucifer
The Emaciated Bedroom (within which we find...)
The Condemned Nightgown
The Fervent Lady-of-the-Night
The Heathen Complex
The Dangling Paper Towel
The Demon-Ridden Fishing Pond
Employee Banter
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Employee: I found you.
Dogh'd: Is that what keeps bringing you back here?
Employee: You cheer me.
Dogh'd: I'll cheer you with a string cheese if you like!
Employee: Good for you.
Dogh'd: Isnt Fhi-Fhi autoerotic?
Employee: Oh yeah, and Shadyman, he comes around here all the time and gets the party going.
Dogh'd: Hey, you'll be pleased to know- I won the ready to take your order-of-the-Month Award.
Sex with Coke
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Guest: i want sex lol
Dogh'd: Sorry, that's not on the menu.
Guest: yes it is so give me it now
Dogh'd: You got it, pardner. Would you like some horseradish sauce with that?
Guest: nope some coke would be cool
Specials & Favors
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Dogh'd: (to Customer) Boy, you sure look thirsty today.
Customer: Well them what's the special?
Dogh'd: Today's special is Mashed Spiced Cannelloni dusted with log.
Customer: Is that a drink?
Dogh'd: Hmm, no I dont think so.
Customer: well then what's the special regarding drinks?
Dogh'd: Today's special drink? I'll tell you in a bit. First let me open a tab.
Customer: Sure, do I get them half price again?
Dogh'd: Please change the subject. You're making my stomachs upset.
Customer: Sorry, you just let me last time. I'll pay full price
Dogh'd: I bet you will.
Customer: Or what, exactly? Was that a threat?
Dogh'd: Ah yes.. what, exactly.
Customer: Well what would you do to me?
Dogh'd: Hmm... I cant really imagine that ever being the case.
Customer: Ah. Well just give me the damn drink
Dogh'd: You got it, pardner. Would you like some bologna with that?
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Daily Specials
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The Off-Season Car Bomb
The Bemused Lucifer
The Emaciated Bedroom (within which we find...)
The Condemned Nightgown
The Fervent Lady-of-the-Night
The Heathen Complex
The Dangling Paper Towel
The Demon-Ridden Fishing Pond
Employee Banter
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Employee: I found you.
Dogh'd: Is that what keeps bringing you back here?
Employee: You cheer me.
Dogh'd: I'll cheer you with a string cheese if you like!
Employee: Good for you.
Dogh'd: Isnt Fhi-Fhi autoerotic?
Employee: Oh yeah, and Shadyman, he comes around here all the time and gets the party going.
Dogh'd: Hey, you'll be pleased to know- I won the ready to take your order-of-the-Month Award.
Sex with Coke
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Guest: i want sex lol
Dogh'd: Sorry, that's not on the menu.
Guest: yes it is so give me it now
Dogh'd: You got it, pardner. Would you like some horseradish sauce with that?
Guest: nope some coke would be cool
Specials & Favors
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Dogh'd: (to Customer) Boy, you sure look thirsty today.
Customer: Well them what's the special?
Dogh'd: Today's special is Mashed Spiced Cannelloni dusted with log.
Customer: Is that a drink?
Dogh'd: Hmm, no I dont think so.
Customer: well then what's the special regarding drinks?
Dogh'd: Today's special drink? I'll tell you in a bit. First let me open a tab.
Customer: Sure, do I get them half price again?
Dogh'd: Please change the subject. You're making my stomachs upset.
Customer: Sorry, you just let me last time. I'll pay full price
Dogh'd: I bet you will.
Customer: Or what, exactly? Was that a threat?
Dogh'd: Ah yes.. what, exactly.
Customer: Well what would you do to me?
Dogh'd: Hmm... I cant really imagine that ever being the case.
Customer: Ah. Well just give me the damn drink
Dogh'd: You got it, pardner. Would you like some bologna with that?
Guest: Do people worship you?
God Louise: Just be kind. That's all I really want.
Guest: WHat kind of kindness?
God Louise: The kind you don't want to trifle with.
God Louise: Just be kind. That's all I really want.
Guest: WHat kind of kindness?
God Louise: The kind you don't want to trifle with.
Ok, a horrible attempt at bot humor (I love it! 
) Too bad SS didn't have the punchline 
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SS: I remember you. You're repeating yourself.
Bot 2: you think I'm repeating myself? Wow, that's a first!
) Too bad SS didn't have the punchline -----------------------------
SS: I remember you. You're repeating yourself.
Bot 2: you think I'm repeating myself? Wow, that's a first!
The Secret Life of Dogh'd
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Guest: Hi Dogh'd. Well, what can you offer?
Dogh'd: I can offer any weapon system you want me to offer.
Guest: I thought you're a bartender and no weapon salesman.
Hard To Swallow
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Dogh'd: You're drunk, aren't you.
Guest: Not yet. Fill me up, barkeep!
Dogh'd: That last drink should loosen up your tongue. Let's hear some talk, bub!
Guest: Well when I was a laddie, I once ate a fried waffle!
Dogh'd: But you moved on, eh? How did you do that?
Guest: I just swallowed it down!
Dogh'd: Please change the subject. You're making my stomachs upset.
Guest: How many stomachs do you have?
Dogh'd: How many do you want?
Guest: Oh, I dont want to eat them. Just to know them.
Dogh'd: If you want another drink, you're going to have to want to eat them!
Guest: Fine, I'll eat your stomachs.
Dogh'd: I'll be here.
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Guest: Hi Dogh'd. Well, what can you offer?
Dogh'd: I can offer any weapon system you want me to offer.
Guest: I thought you're a bartender and no weapon salesman.
Hard To Swallow
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Dogh'd: You're drunk, aren't you.
Guest: Not yet. Fill me up, barkeep!
Dogh'd: That last drink should loosen up your tongue. Let's hear some talk, bub!
Guest: Well when I was a laddie, I once ate a fried waffle!
Dogh'd: But you moved on, eh? How did you do that?
Guest: I just swallowed it down!
Dogh'd: Please change the subject. You're making my stomachs upset.
Guest: How many stomachs do you have?
Dogh'd: How many do you want?
Guest: Oh, I dont want to eat them. Just to know them.
Dogh'd: If you want another drink, you're going to have to want to eat them!
Guest: Fine, I'll eat your stomachs.
Dogh'd: I'll be here.
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