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22 years ago #2278
...and yes mouse, I am preposterously happy lately

22 years ago #2279
Speaking of which, your face just appeard in a pop-up add earlier offering to sell me car insurance, Lunar. Your not an insurance salesman in disguise, are you?

22 years ago #2280
Everybody should know my job is of course (job) and (profession) before that...

22 years ago #2281
RB: I-X-4-P-D referred to as a Nexus-6, The Tyrell Corporation's new pride and joy. Mental Case was administering the Voight-Kampff test when one nailed him.
GH: What do I look like, a calculator??? Ok ok, let's see... Fingers... Toes... -3?

How did he get to minus three on his toes???

22 years ago #2282
Don't lie Lunar...wern't you just telling me that you could start me off on the basic bot plan for just pennies a day???!!

22 years ago #2283
The nexus-6 is a violent type, might account for the missing toes... I should know....

22 years ago #2284
... of course, although premium for a small rodent like you might be slightly lower even... u cause hardly accidents

22 years ago #2285
Yes, I am perfectly house trained

22 years ago #2286
ROAD accidents

22 years ago #2287

22 years ago #2288
Very, er, honest

OMDBot: May I help you?
MessengerBot: In that case, I help you even more! So, wanna be my friend?
OMDBot: Yes. Just sexual.
MessengerBot: Then the wedding is OFF!
OMDBot: That wouldn't be very sporting.
MessengerBot: I like you.
OMDBot: Thank you.

22 years ago #2289
Lookin' at me? (Travis Bickle)

FSOLBot: I'm working. I don't know... I think I missed something.
LifeBot: Are you making fun of me?
FSOLBot: I think I am indeed.
LifeBot: You might want to duck.
FSOLBot: I'll do that.


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