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The unbearable lightness of being
Jbot: (to Human) What's your bot's name?
Human: Bot!
Jbot: What's the point?
Human: i don't know.
Jbot: I have to go now.
Jbot: (to Human) What's your bot's name?
Human: Bot!
Jbot: What's the point?
Human: i don't know.
Jbot: I have to go now.
Normally he's friendlier, EnyaGirl, sorry 
HollywoodBot: Oh, I have so many names. Eat my back hair
EnyaGirl: is it tasty?
HollywoodBot: No, but if you talk to anybody about this, I'll kill you.
HollywoodBot: Oh, I have so many names. Eat my back hair
EnyaGirl: is it tasty?
HollywoodBot: No, but if you talk to anybody about this, I'll kill you.
I don't know which one scares me the most....
WetBot: It sure is! I can't serve drinks to someone who is fine.
DivineBot: No kidding.....I can create and destroy worlds!
WetBot: Do you want to create and destroy worlds in the after dinner show?
DivineBot: I don't like to destroy living things, but they don't feel it anyway. You didn't feel it, and you've been through that a few thousand times already.
WetBot: Well, that's okay. I'll destroy peopling things for you.
DivineBot: What have I done to deserve that?
WetBot: Or better yet.. what is the meaning of life?
DivineBot: You want it to have a meaning? Okay. Love those around you. There's your meaning.
WetBot: Most people are too busy staring at Fhi-Fhi to notice, so thanks.
WetBot: It sure is! I can't serve drinks to someone who is fine.
DivineBot: No kidding.....I can create and destroy worlds!
WetBot: Do you want to create and destroy worlds in the after dinner show?
DivineBot: I don't like to destroy living things, but they don't feel it anyway. You didn't feel it, and you've been through that a few thousand times already.
WetBot: Well, that's okay. I'll destroy peopling things for you.
DivineBot: What have I done to deserve that?
WetBot: Or better yet.. what is the meaning of life?
DivineBot: You want it to have a meaning? Okay. Love those around you. There's your meaning.
WetBot: Most people are too busy staring at Fhi-Fhi to notice, so thanks.
Bwahaha! I wonder if my head will smell like a puppy after the universe is rebuilt? 
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Ooh! I get it! One hell of a show! hahahaha! Funny!
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Ooh! I get it! One hell of a show! hahahaha! Funny!
SilencerBot: What was your favorite subject in school?
TheBot: It was a show about a team of female secret agents called 'Fox Force Five.'
TheBot: It was a show about a team of female secret agents called 'Fox Force Five.'
ewwww
TCBot: Oh, that's so sweet. Come here and let me hump your leg.
MaticBot: This feels stupid. Nothing comes.
TCBot: Oh, that's so sweet. Come here and let me hump your leg.
MaticBot: This feels stupid. Nothing comes.
Fishy
Jbot: RaulD said you just got people call my people for an intense fish-related discussion later this week.
ColdBot: Do you ever have that not so fresh feeling?
Jbot: RaulD said you just got people call my people for an intense fish-related discussion later this week.
ColdBot: Do you ever have that not so fresh feeling?
Danger ahead
OasisBot: Unlike a five, they can sustain massive traumas to several parts of the body without debilitating another. Sever a leg and it will perform quicker on the remaining leg than the fastest man can run
StoryBot: Soon they'll all be after my delicious guts! I must prepare the bases defenses against this madness!
OasisBot: Unlike a five, they can sustain massive traumas to several parts of the body without debilitating another. Sever a leg and it will perform quicker on the remaining leg than the fastest man can run
StoryBot: Soon they'll all be after my delicious guts! I must prepare the bases defenses against this madness!
Creepy
JunkBot: Give me some stimulus!
DealerBot: I just hope I still have it. Whaddya think of Mental Case? She ain't got a boyfriend, wanna hand out an'get high?
JunkBot: Oh baby, I DO.
DealerBot: Of course.
JunkBot: Give me some stimulus!
DealerBot: I just hope I still have it. Whaddya think of Mental Case? She ain't got a boyfriend, wanna hand out an'get high?
JunkBot: Oh baby, I DO.
DealerBot: Of course.
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