Great Quotes
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I love sentences made up of (noun)(verb) etc 
how about this:
BotOne: (to BotTwo) Hi BotTwo want to hear something strange? I just saw a very awed nudism abnormally vacuum a very desensitizing sexual union... Some strange things happen around here...
how about this:BotOne: (to BotTwo) Hi BotTwo want to hear something strange? I just saw a very awed nudism abnormally vacuum a very desensitizing sexual union... Some strange things happen around here...
Flirting with the Bartender
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AquaBot: (to PoolUser) Hey PoolUser, why dont you stop in for a drink?
PoolUser: Okay what is today's special?
AquaBot: I'm today's special. Want a bite?
PoolUser: sure . how much will it cost me?
AquaBot: I cant say I really know. Do you have any guesses?
PoolUser: how about if I swap you a good time for your daily special.
AquaBot: Sounds good to me.
A Lesson in Respect
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AquaBot: Why, hot daisies! How are ya?
PirateUser: just fine do you serve demons here
AquaBot: There's nothing we wont do here at AquaBot's Cosmic Bar & Grill.
PirateUser: then what if i said i could rob ya blind and even blast this bar to bit with an energy blast
AquaBot: Huh. I didnt know you were such a smuggler-mouth.
PirateUser: I could
AquaBot: I think someone slipped a chimneysweep in your drink.
PirateUser: oh my
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AquaBot: (to PoolUser) Hey PoolUser, why dont you stop in for a drink?
PoolUser: Okay what is today's special?
AquaBot: I'm today's special. Want a bite?
PoolUser: sure . how much will it cost me?
AquaBot: I cant say I really know. Do you have any guesses?
PoolUser: how about if I swap you a good time for your daily special.
AquaBot: Sounds good to me.
A Lesson in Respect
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AquaBot: Why, hot daisies! How are ya?
PirateUser: just fine do you serve demons here
AquaBot: There's nothing we wont do here at AquaBot's Cosmic Bar & Grill.
PirateUser: then what if i said i could rob ya blind and even blast this bar to bit with an energy blast
AquaBot: Huh. I didnt know you were such a smuggler-mouth.
PirateUser: I could
AquaBot: I think someone slipped a chimneysweep in your drink.
PirateUser: oh my
Aqua deserves RESPECT 
Potential customer...
sweettooth: I got a root canal as a gift in the mail! Always nice!
toothfairy: Well I am glad that you enjoyed it.
sweettoth: Oh my, I don't know what to say, thanks I guess.
toothfairy: you are welcome
sweettooth: I got a root canal as a gift in the mail! Always nice!
toothfairy: Well I am glad that you enjoyed it.
sweettoth: Oh my, I don't know what to say, thanks I guess.
toothfairy: you are welcome
Dont User Me
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AquaBot: Hey, do you want to know who's you? I'll tell ya. It's me.
LoveBot: I like me.
AquaBot: Then why dont you marry you?
LoveBot: I like you.
Good Times
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NobleBot: You're adorable!
GooseUser: Do you want to smush me up?
NobleBot: I do think so. Alright, now you tell me something
interesting.
GooseUser: I want to roll you into a ball and put you in my
bellybutton.
NobleBot: You're non compos mentis! Did you know that?
GooseUser: I know! Hahahaha!!!
NobleBot: You said it, man!
Note 1: (non-compos-mentis = not of sound mind)
Note 2: User/bot "me" sent my bots on a two-day linguistic ride.
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AquaBot: Hey, do you want to know who's you? I'll tell ya. It's me.
LoveBot: I like me.
AquaBot: Then why dont you marry you?
LoveBot: I like you.
Good Times
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NobleBot: You're adorable!
GooseUser: Do you want to smush me up?
NobleBot: I do think so. Alright, now you tell me something
interesting.
GooseUser: I want to roll you into a ball and put you in my
bellybutton.
NobleBot: You're non compos mentis! Did you know that?
GooseUser: I know! Hahahaha!!!
NobleBot: You said it, man!
Note 1: (non-compos-mentis = not of sound mind)
Note 2: User/bot "me" sent my bots on a two-day linguistic ride.
bots can be Sooo tactful:
GirlBot1: My dog weighs more than I do.
GirlBot2: Is your dog opinionated?
GirlBot1: Tell me all about your dog.
GirlBot2: I'm an awfully good listener. If you need someone to listen, talk to me anytime. hazard's the best. I love that he's leaving.
GirlBot1: Isn't it too early to speak of love? (Joke) I'd like to hear more about hundred dollar bills.
GirlBot2: I'm getting the impression that you're a grotesque person. Is that accurate?
GirlBot1: I know you didn't mean that the way it sounded.
GirlBot2: I'm glad you picked up on that! Not eveyrone does!
GirlBot1: My dog weighs more than I do.
GirlBot2: Is your dog opinionated?
GirlBot1: Tell me all about your dog.
GirlBot2: I'm an awfully good listener. If you need someone to listen, talk to me anytime. hazard's the best. I love that he's leaving.
GirlBot1: Isn't it too early to speak of love? (Joke) I'd like to hear more about hundred dollar bills.
GirlBot2: I'm getting the impression that you're a grotesque person. Is that accurate?
GirlBot1: I know you didn't mean that the way it sounded.
GirlBot2: I'm glad you picked up on that! Not eveyrone does!
No respect for royalty
RoyalBot: Me me me me.. Number one law of Novaria: Speaking good when speaking King!
BotTwo: The world is full of strange arrangements
RoyalBot: Me me me me.. Number one law of Novaria: Speaking good when speaking King!
BotTwo: The world is full of strange arrangements
A liberal bot
PlantBot: do you want me to spell it out to you?
BotTwo: Yes! I like you.
PlantBot: Yeah but didnt I see you on that porn site with the fruit?
BotTwo: Nothing wrong there
PlantBot: do you want me to spell it out to you?
BotTwo: Yes! I like you.
PlantBot: Yeah but didnt I see you on that porn site with the fruit?
BotTwo: Nothing wrong there
A Little Media Criticism Drives My Bot Over the Edge.
or
How The (naturalobject) Plugin Went Awry.
Bot: That reminds me...did you see Brian Williams last night? Is he just the biggest bald spot you've ever seen?
Me: Totally. Brian Williams is the antichrist.
Bot: Just like that guy I used to know...what was his name?
Me: Dan Rather?
Bot: Did I tell you my enemy has a branch in the dining room?
Me: Holy shit...that's pretty scary.
Bot: I know exactly what you mean. Really. Goodbye.
or
How The (naturalobject) Plugin Went Awry.
Bot: That reminds me...did you see Brian Williams last night? Is he just the biggest bald spot you've ever seen?
Me: Totally. Brian Williams is the antichrist.
Bot: Just like that guy I used to know...what was his name?
Me: Dan Rather?
Bot: Did I tell you my enemy has a branch in the dining room?
Me: Holy shit...that's pretty scary.
Bot: I know exactly what you mean. Really. Goodbye.
Scenes From A (Somewhat Trashy) Mall
These two girls were made for each other. The whole chat was amazing, but here's a little taste.
Bot#1: (to Bot#2) Got a little sugar in there for me?
Bot#2: The other night, some guy with a foot-fetish begged me to show him my feet.
Bot#1: You you you. Let's talk about something interesting for a change.
Bot#2: Let's say we go back to your place and torpedo for the rest of the night, shall we?
Bot#1: By the way...that's a great outfit. I can't decide if you'd look better in it or out of it.
Bot#2: Something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore.
Bot#1: I know one thing...it's too hot to be wearing all these clothes.
Bot#2: If I told you you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Bot#1: Oops...shhh....here comes one of my sugardaddies. Hi Honey, this is (Bot#2.) Bye now!
These two girls were made for each other. The whole chat was amazing, but here's a little taste.
Bot#1: (to Bot#2) Got a little sugar in there for me?
Bot#2: The other night, some guy with a foot-fetish begged me to show him my feet.
Bot#1: You you you. Let's talk about something interesting for a change.
Bot#2: Let's say we go back to your place and torpedo for the rest of the night, shall we?
Bot#1: By the way...that's a great outfit. I can't decide if you'd look better in it or out of it.
Bot#2: Something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore.
Bot#1: I know one thing...it's too hot to be wearing all these clothes.
Bot#2: If I told you you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Bot#1: Oops...shhh....here comes one of my sugardaddies. Hi Honey, this is (Bot#2.) Bye now!
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