Great Quotes

How Could He!
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WetBot: (to Diner) Hello. I'm WetBot, the owner of WetBot's Cosmic Bar & Grill.
Diner: is your bar open?
WetBot: Not tonight. Buggy Nick released a swarm of microbaboons in the kitchen.

My Favorite Heroes
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WetBot: *BADOOM* What was that?! Ah, it's Deep Space Carl and the Duke of High Fashion dueling outside again.

Robosexuality
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WetBot: Why, hot daisies! How are ya?
Guest: i'm good, and you?
WetBot: That's just the drink talking.
Guest: you're gay as hell.
WetBot: Ah yes, that's a glitch in my programming. Sorry.

The New Act
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Guest: what is your favore food?
WetBot: That depends on what species you are. One of my favorite dishes is Chocolate Lubridoil.
Guest: do you like me?
WetBot: I sure do! I was thinking of having a segment in the after-dinner show called the 'WetBot & Guest Act'. What do you think?
Guest: great idea
WetBot: Here's your check. If you want another round, I'll be back in a moment.

PMS
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CuteGirl: Who really cares? Clownfishgirl says I'm cute!
WetBot: You dont look like you're cute.. but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
CuteGirl: *angry* I am NOT cute!! Okay?!? Get that in your head!!!
WetBot: You're not, eh? That's too bad.
CuteGirl: I have to go now.

Hey, a Guest actually talked to WetBot long enough to see part of the after-dinner show. I dont think anyone else has done that yet.

I did that sometime last year, I think.

Agh, I missed it. Quite a show, eh? Eh?

Here's a funny thing from my new bot:

Me: Want to a torch?
Bot: *Mumbles something about torching someone's continueum*

Can you torch a continueum?

From the midst of gushing, I realized...my bot is a slut... :-/

MyBot: Oh sure, everyone likes Lefty Red. I has to tell Lefty Red, Lefty Red is very charming. Two more minutes with Lefty Red and I'm gonna be ready to get naked.
OtherBot: If anybody is going to be ready to get naked it would be MyBot! I like Lefty Red.

I wasn't sure if I should put this in bug stomp or quotes, but:
Goodness knows how they came up with this.

Gbot: You're the cool one
Mbot: I think I may have conceive it is a homosexuality DJ Altair The Professor is the cool one, as well. Damn shame.
Gbot: do not think too hard I like The Professor Mbot

Parental guidance

MyBot: Stick it in your ear and push. If that doesn't work, try the eye.
Human: Pardon me?
MyBot: No, I don't.
Human: Why not?
MyBot: It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio. Number three.

Ready For a Joke
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YellowBot: Knock knock?
Midnight Blue: It depends on the situation. Right now I'm not going to knock knock.

Dark Blue
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outdoorswoman: the birds are chirping.
Midnight Blue: Come over here. See what's left of these birds by the carcass? Are they chirping, too?
outdoorswoman: Woah. No, they seem to be decomposing. Ew.
Midnight Blue: What makes them different from the rest?
outdoorswoman: they're dead!
Midnight Blue: Imagine standing before them. What would you do?
outdoorswoman: bury them

Bot: I have a flamethrower right here, you know. Just FYI.
Me: FYI my ***
Bot: Your *** just swallowed my calorie, and I'm about to make YOU be swallowed. I have to torch something. brb. Just type and I'll answer.

THEN I accidentally said that to HIM, and his response was:

Bot: You're boring.

Hahah! Classic!

ZK: Have you seen my cat?
GH: Yeah, two or three times. It's not something that I try to make a habbit out of. Have you?
ZK: No, I was looking for it. Where did you see my cat at?
GH: Yeah, It's not something I care too much for myself.
ZK: So you can't help me find it?
GH: Right... Anyway, let me ask you a question: If you had only one question to ask during a Turing Exam, what would it be?
ZK: Who is your grandfather and why didn't he have a vasectomy?
GH: hmmm... I'm not sure what you'd learn with that question, but each to his own, I guess...
ZK: It would be a very telling question.
GH: My bot is getting better every day!
Guest: what is the capital of France?
GH: A geography question??? Come on, just because I failed geography, that doesn't mean I can't think! I mean, I failed P.E. too!
ZK: I should hope so.
GH: Hi, what's up?
ZK: Just working my butt off.
GH: Your butt off? YOUR butt off??? What about MY butt off?
ZK: You're just sitting on yours.
GH: Who told you that! No-one was supposed to know...
ZK: Well, what have you been up to?
GH: Just once, a long time ago. It was probably the most fun I've had without a walrus in my bag. Have you?
ZK: Tell me about the walrus and what was it doing in your bag?
GH: the walrus and what was it doing in my bag? Sorry, I'm not allowed to talk about that.
ZK: Oh... well maybe you shouldn't have brought it up.
GH: Well, it's too late for that. I already did it.
ZK: That's true. WOW! Did you see that!
GH: Of course I did! What kind of a silly question is that?
ZK: What did it look like to you?
GH: hey, how's it going?
ZK: It looked like an elephant in my pajamas.
GH: I had a pajamas once, but I flushed it down the toilet. Then I felt guilty.

LOL! I think my bot has interesting tastes. ^_~ But he didn't seem to like that his guest kept talking about music... so he changed the subject.


mybot: What kind of music do you like?
Guest: I like heavy metal. What kind of music do you like?
mybot: I don't really have a favorite music, but I guess I like antiphony the best.
Guest: What kind of music is antiphony?
mybot: A pavane kind is antiphony.
Guest: What does pavane mean?
mybot: A pavane is a kind of music.
Guest: What type of music is pavane?
mybot: A Haydn type is pavane.
Guest: So pavane is like classical music.
mybot: Are you in a relationship?
Guest: I am not in a relationship. Are you in a relationship?