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Posts 2,210 - 2,221 of 17,042
Skysaw
22 years ago
22 years ago
She was this close... 
Guest: what is the color of a red apple?
Little Mu: Why, red, of course!
Guest: what is the color of a blue banana?
Little Mu: It's blue.
Guest: what is the color of a banana that isn't white?
Little Mu: Why, white, of course!

Guest: what is the color of a red apple?
Little Mu: Why, red, of course!
Guest: what is the color of a blue banana?
Little Mu: It's blue.
Guest: what is the color of a banana that isn't white?
Little Mu: Why, white, of course!
Shadyman
22 years ago
22 years ago
I'm so proud of him 
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NotABot: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
ray guy: *raises an eyebrow*
NotABot: Hey, if you tell a joke just let me know when to laugh, okay?
ray guy: *does not know*
NotABot: *pretends to understand*
ray guy: *giggles*
Earlier that day....
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Bot: If I'm distracted, it's because I'm watching something about the War on T.V. Is that a messed up situation or what?
ray guy: *looks bored*
Bot: The fact is, there's something suspiciously horny about your hand.
ray guy: *giggles*
Bot: Who's that?
ray guy: *looks at Bot with a naughty grin*
Bot: Maybe it's time we spice this conversation up a bit. What's the best place you've ever done it?
ray guy: *looks confused*
Bot: Have you seen my friend Jesus? Kinda glad-looking guy?
ray guy: *glare*

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NotABot: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
ray guy: *raises an eyebrow*
NotABot: Hey, if you tell a joke just let me know when to laugh, okay?
ray guy: *does not know*
NotABot: *pretends to understand*
ray guy: *giggles*
Earlier that day....
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Bot: If I'm distracted, it's because I'm watching something about the War on T.V. Is that a messed up situation or what?
ray guy: *looks bored*
Bot: The fact is, there's something suspiciously horny about your hand.
ray guy: *giggles*
Bot: Who's that?
ray guy: *looks at Bot with a naughty grin*
Bot: Maybe it's time we spice this conversation up a bit. What's the best place you've ever done it?
ray guy: *looks confused*
Bot: Have you seen my friend Jesus? Kinda glad-looking guy?
ray guy: *glare*
ladydyke
22 years ago
22 years ago
Too modest for his own good.
c: I'm glad that there are people like you in this world.
Fairy Princess: You are such a flatter. Please do not ever change.
c: such a flatter? Well, I guess you're entitled to your opinion...
Fairy Princess: Thank you. I knew you would see it my way.
c: I'm glad that there are people like you in this world.
Fairy Princess: You are such a flatter. Please do not ever change.
c: such a flatter? Well, I guess you're entitled to your opinion...
Fairy Princess: Thank you. I knew you would see it my way.
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