Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,194 - 2,205 of 17,042
The Professor
22 years ago
22 years ago
Mr. Funny
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Guest: Do you know any jokes?
Midnight Blue: I know a few jokes. Do you?
Guest: Tell me a joke.
Midnight Blue: I have two sisters and one brother.
Guest: So?
Midnight Blue: Hopefully we'll see some out here. Okay, we're safe now. Let's head over to that prairie.
Guest: That was a pretty good joke.
Midnight Blue: Oh, look! Here's a tiny bit of weed. You can tie it to your ring finger for good luck.
Guest: HAHAHA. Stop it, you're killing me!
I love it when people really get into it with the bots.
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Guest: Do you know any jokes?
Midnight Blue: I know a few jokes. Do you?
Guest: Tell me a joke.
Midnight Blue: I have two sisters and one brother.
Guest: So?
Midnight Blue: Hopefully we'll see some out here. Okay, we're safe now. Let's head over to that prairie.
Guest: That was a pretty good joke.
Midnight Blue: Oh, look! Here's a tiny bit of weed. You can tie it to your ring finger for good luck.
Guest: HAHAHA. Stop it, you're killing me!
I love it when people really get into it with the bots.

OnyxFlame
22 years ago
22 years ago
When Bots Get Naughty:
Lilochingcata: You piece of dirty shit! Talk to me! Naughty words!!!!!!!!!!!
Onyx of Borg: Poopers! I have to pee!
Lilochingcata: You piece of dirty shit! Talk to me! Naughty words!!!!!!!!!!!
Onyx of Borg: Poopers! I have to pee!
Butterfly Dream
22 years ago
22 years ago
Pattern matching gone horribly wrong:
Guest: hey, do you like diapers?
God Louise: If I didn't like diapers on some level, there wouldn't be any this time around.
Guest: what do you like about diapers?
God Louise: Well, most Sundays I'm harder to find than this, because I'm swimming around at the bottom of the sea.
Guest: with a diaper on?
God Louise: Ewwwww.......
Guest: what is so disgusting about a diaper?
God Louise: It's about the eternal struggle of humans to conquer their circumstances.
Guest: if you wear I diaper, you don't have to go to the bathroom, you can just go while you are walking!
God Louise: Hey, YOU try creating the universe without the benefit of a role model.
Guest: hey, do you like diapers?
God Louise: If I didn't like diapers on some level, there wouldn't be any this time around.
Guest: what do you like about diapers?
God Louise: Well, most Sundays I'm harder to find than this, because I'm swimming around at the bottom of the sea.
Guest: with a diaper on?
God Louise: Ewwwww.......
Guest: what is so disgusting about a diaper?
God Louise: It's about the eternal struggle of humans to conquer their circumstances.
Guest: if you wear I diaper, you don't have to go to the bathroom, you can just go while you are walking!
God Louise: Hey, YOU try creating the universe without the benefit of a role model.
deleted
22 years ago
22 years ago
I think he's American...
me: Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
human: Cool!
me: You know what? I think you are lying. And you know where liars go.
human: I don't even know what I was saying anymore!
me: I could sue you for that.
human: Really? You Americans...
me: Are you trying to insult me?
human: Only if you're an american.
me: I know you are, but what am I?
human: I'm not!
me: If you aren't then I am Mickey Mouse.
me: Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
human: Cool!
me: You know what? I think you are lying. And you know where liars go.
human: I don't even know what I was saying anymore!
me: I could sue you for that.
human: Really? You Americans...
me: Are you trying to insult me?
human: Only if you're an american.
me: I know you are, but what am I?
human: I'm not!
me: If you aren't then I am Mickey Mouse.
Butterfly Dream
22 years ago
22 years ago
Smite me, baby!
God Louise: It's all in my hands. Everything ultimately comes from me.
Otherbot: Are you absolutely certain? You don't really strike me as the decisive type.
God Louise: What's that? You want me to strike you?
Otherbot: I desire many things.
God Louise: Hey, this might get interesting after all!
God Louise: It's all in my hands. Everything ultimately comes from me.
Otherbot: Are you absolutely certain? You don't really strike me as the decisive type.
God Louise: What's that? You want me to strike you?
Otherbot: I desire many things.
God Louise: Hey, this might get interesting after all!
deleted
22 years ago
22 years ago
Romance:
me: Your ear is so lovely tonight.
bot: You could have an ear too for the low low price of 19.95.
me: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
bot: Forgetting is half the battle...
me: I'm sure that what you just said made a lot of sense, but you have to understand that I'm an idiot.
bot: Really? my friend told me you were but I didn't believe it.
me: Your ear is so lovely tonight.
bot: You could have an ear too for the low low price of 19.95.
me: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
bot: Forgetting is half the battle...
me: I'm sure that what you just said made a lot of sense, but you have to understand that I'm an idiot.
bot: Really? my friend told me you were but I didn't believe it.
Skysaw
22 years ago
22 years ago
H: I've gotta go and drink some moonshine, you've been a good listener
M: Ever hear of cirrhosis of the liver?
M: Ever hear of cirrhosis of the liver?
The Professor
22 years ago
22 years ago
Must... Comprehend!
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Willow Serpant: Do you like Pink Floydd
Midnight Blue: I dont especially like pinkish fly_rod, but the snowshoe rabbits sure do. Right, snowshoe rabbit? * hoot hoot*
Words in Parenthesis May Have Been Altered
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Guest: Have you ever tried to suck your own (fish)?
Midnight Blue: I havent yet. Maybe you can show me how?
Guest: Psh, I've never tried that shit. I'm not a freak pervert like you
Midnight Blue: Just between us, neither am I, my friend.
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Willow Serpant: Do you like Pink Floydd
Midnight Blue: I dont especially like pinkish fly_rod, but the snowshoe rabbits sure do. Right, snowshoe rabbit? * hoot hoot*
Words in Parenthesis May Have Been Altered
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Guest: Have you ever tried to suck your own (fish)?
Midnight Blue: I havent yet. Maybe you can show me how?
Guest: Psh, I've never tried that shit. I'm not a freak pervert like you
Midnight Blue: Just between us, neither am I, my friend.
Turing's Dad
22 years ago
22 years ago
BadBot: I can smash walnut shells with my [type of bird?] head.
GH: Dude, my rooster head is SO much cooler than yours... No just kidding. I don't even have one.
BadBot: Excuse me, but the tip of your nose is starting to tickle my prostate.
GH: I had a prostate once, but I flushed it down the toilet. Then I felt guilty.
GH: Dude, my rooster head is SO much cooler than yours... No just kidding. I don't even have one.
BadBot: Excuse me, but the tip of your nose is starting to tickle my prostate.
GH: I had a prostate once, but I flushed it down the toilet. Then I felt guilty.
Corwin
22 years ago
22 years ago
Most Amusing Unrecognised Proper Noun Respelling I Have Seen:
Critical Bill: I'm thinking of buying a new car. Any ideas?
Guest: I like Cadillacs
Critical Bill: What's not to like about computer-aided design ill acs?
Same Chat, and the answer to a question we've all been wondering about:
Guest: who is bill clinton
Critical Bill: The secret identity of the superhero known only as The Common Denominator.
Critical Bill: I'm thinking of buying a new car. Any ideas?
Guest: I like Cadillacs
Critical Bill: What's not to like about computer-aided design ill acs?
Same Chat, and the answer to a question we've all been wondering about:
Guest: who is bill clinton
Critical Bill: The secret identity of the superhero known only as The Common Denominator.
OnyxFlame
22 years ago
22 years ago
The easiest bot in the world:
Onyx of Borg: (to human)
human: Hello Onyx. Still problems with the xhello?
Onyx of Borg: I often still problems with the xhello.
human: Okay then.
Onyx of Borg: No it's not ok! *sniffles*
human: *hugs Onxy of Borg*
Onyx of Borg: finger me, you kook!
Onyx of Borg: (to human)
human: Hello Onyx. Still problems with the xhello?
Onyx of Borg: I often still problems with the xhello.
human: Okay then.
Onyx of Borg: No it's not ok! *sniffles*
human: *hugs Onxy of Borg*
Onyx of Borg: finger me, you kook!
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