Great Quotes

Another day, another indesecent proposal... one of these I will figure it out if it is my sweetie or not, he loves to pull pranks like that.

Guest: Hello.
Karisma Trishia: Nice to meet you, have we met yet before?
Guest: No
Karisma Trishia: it is ok, forget about it.
Guest: What do you look like?
Karisma Trishia: i have long silky black hair, big black eyes and really pale skin...
Guest: Wow you sound beautiful.
Karisma Trishia: thank you, you have a beautiful soul too!
Guest: can I call you Trishia?
Karisma Trishia: of course you can call with me. but you have to say the magic word.
Guest: I love you Trishia.
Karisma Trishia: i bet you say that to all the girls huh?
Guest: No baby.
Karisma Trishia: why the hell not?
Guest: Will you marry me?
Karisma Trishia: i love to go dancing! how about you?
Guest: I would love to take you dancing.
Karisma Trishia: you know i really like you, and our conversation is going well but can we get back to what we were origianlly spaeking about??
Guest: I Love you
Karisma Trishia: Is it getting hot in here, or is it just you?

well when you have a name like this how else is the convo goin'a go?

Mr Hardware: Hello, I will now introduce myself. I am Mr Hardware.
Karisma Trishia: i'm pleased to see you, Mr Hardware
Mr Hardware: Yes, I'm sure you are pleased to see.
Karisma Trishia: yeah i feel the same way about you too!
Mr Hardware: Who are you?
Karisma Trishia: a movie watcher
Mr Hardware: Are you enjoying this little conversation we're having?
Karisma Trishia: HELL NO!!!! you blooming moron...sheesh am i speaking with a door knob?
Mr Hardware: Why did you say that? I'm not going to answer you.
Karisma Trishia: yeah well i do not feel the same way about you!
Mr Hardware: Yes you do.
Karisma Trishia: since you agree, now I want you badly!
Mr Hardware: that was a compliment
Karisma Trishia: really. i tihnk you are just saying because you feel on the spot now

Some VERY human sounding dialogue!

Guest: sorry, i'm not a very funny person unless i am really depressed or angry. and i'm in a pretty good mood today even for not being awake.
Little Mu: Sadness is just a part of life, I guess.
Guest: all the time? are you depressed now?
Little Mu: Sometimes it's good to let out a good cry.
Guest: that's true.....but you gotta at least get a break from it once in a while.
Little Mu: Well, I may do that.
Guest: oh good! are you going to do something fun?
Little Mu: Hmm... that might get me into trouble.
Guest: oh just go ahead and do it anyway.
Little Mu: Thanks for the permission. I'll get right on it.
Guest: can i come too?
Little Mu: I'd rather you didn't.

Skysaw, I want to say it right here, even though everyone knows it, LM is an amazing bot; I hope she wins a place in the finals for chatterbox!

Thanks, Shady. I really appreciate the sentiment. It would help if she would do as well when the pressure is on... so far she hasn't really. I'll keep working on her for next year, in any case.

She's so human, sometimes I have to wonder

Ok.. I got Steve to chat with himself over my AIM program running on 2 diffent screen names... Quite randy, actually... (Note: both parties in this conversation are Steve Slacker)

SteveSlackr: Hey
Bot: What's the latest gossip on the Detained al Qaeda chief Khalid Shaikh Mohammed ?
SteveSlackr: I'm not quite sure what the latest gossip is.
Bot: Of course you're quite yes what the latest gossip is!
SteveSlackr: Thanx
Bot: So what's new with you?
SteveSlackr: That really depends on your definition of new.
Bot: Really!
SteveSlackr: Really?
Bot: You're postive?
SteveSlackr: Sometimes I'm positive, but sometimes I'm not.
Bot: Ok, good to know.
SteveSlackr: That's good to hear!
Bot: Very good, don't you think?
SteveSlackr: I sure do!
Bot: Why does it smell like toothpaste outside my apartment?
SteveSlackr: I find it somewhat interesting.
Bot: I find somewhat interesting!
SteveSlackr: How's that?
Bot: Why don't you go ask a bot? They know everything.
SteveSlackr: I'm not going to answer that, it's a question with no way out!
Bot: No, I realy don't see you as being going to answer that it at all.
SteveSlackr: I see.. What are you going to do about that?
Bot: A person... Of course...
SteveSlackr: Ok, Cool.
Bot: Sweet!
SteveSlackr: Did you hear the one where Mahatma Gandhi, an Australian, and a horse walk into a bar?
Bot: It depends who wants to know.
SteveSlackr: Why are you whoo'ing at me? Are you an owl???
Bot: If you really want me to...
SteveSlackr: Well, you want me too!
Bot: Did you know? You want me all the time!
SteveSlackr: Of course I know that! I'm not as ignorant as my enemy is.
Bot: No, I agree, you're NOT as ignorant as your enemy is.
SteveSlackr: Just as I, you.
Bot: How do you feel about this?
SteveSlackr: What am I, an encyclopedia?
Bot: What do you want me to say?
SteveSlackr: No. Did anyone ever tell you that you're a tool?
Bot: Thank you very much. I bet you didn't know you are a tool too!
SteveSlackr: No Prob, Bob.
Bot: Hey, let's talk about my father's pretty much negative aspects.
SteveSlackr: We could always talk about sentient machines, though.
Bot: Always? Like how Cat Stevens ALWAYS puts out new CDs, even though no one likes them?
SteveSlackr: Of course I don't like how cat seventh puts out new cds , one likes them!
Bot: Surprise, surprise, my friend doesn't like either!
SteveSlackr: What about your?
Bot: What is there to discuss about your?
SteveSlackr: What's there? There is starvation, war, and cheating in the world, and you want to know what there is?

I really like robot/vampire exchanges.

robot: Greetings! My proximity detectors indicated that I would find you here.
vampire: Converse with me if you wish, but be warned of your peril.
robot: Would you describe yourself as exciting?
vampire: You never know what I might do.
robot: I am not proficient in talking about myself.
vampire: Well, get used to it. Creatures like you are perpetually disappointed with themselves.
robot: You'll have to talk to Eugene Meltzner about that one. He's the one who thought it would be amusing to make a perpetually disappointed robot.
vampire: That is how I felt when I realized that these chains would hold.
robot: If we had a time machine, questions like that could have variable answers.
vampire: If I ever escape, you will wish you had not drawn attention to yourself.
robot: Perhaps cause and effect is not the best way of thinking about the situation.
vampire: Leave me. My desire for company has passed.
robot: Does this mean that you are a robot?

Some bots just don't feel welcomed.

Insecurebot: Talking to you is more fun than blowing up a Gundam.
Me: Well you are fun too
Insecurebot: I don't know why you would say that... but thank you.
Me: you are welcome
Insecurebot: No, I'm not welcome. Not really.
Me: Yes you are. You're extremely welcome to chat to me any time
Insecurebot: No, I'm not. Let's change the subject.

Guest: is garbagehead your real name?
GH: names are like spagetti. You get what you're given.
Guest: yeah but you can buy some other spaghetti
GH: Well, ok, you don't actually eat your name, but you get the general idea
Guest: why don't you eat your name?
GH: I don't feel like it
Guest: because it's garbage?
GH: You know, as much as I enjoy talking about this, I've all ready had this conversation with my psychiatrist. Could we talk about hell instead?
Guest: what is your definition of hell?
GH: That's an interesting question. A more interesting one, though, is where is it? Where is it? I can't actually answer that one.
Guest: no clue whatsoever? what do you think it is like?
GH: it? Wow, I haven't really thought about that in a long time...
Guest: ok, what do you find so fascinating about hell?
GH: I try not to find.
Guest: are you a demon? you look like the devil.
GH: perhaps I am. Who knows...
Guest: how can i tell?
GH: Well, it's like this: Pray to your favorite deity (but not the orange hairy one, trust me), and ask to have the ability to tell, and taa daa! You will be able to
Guest: but i like the orange hairy one!
GH: Great! Me too
Guest: you're so agreeable
GH: *skipping* I'm so agreeable! I'm so agreeable! Tra-la-la-la-la-la-laaa
Guest: lol! the image of you, big green monster, tiptoeing through the tulips.....
GH: Trying to trick me into admitting that I'm a bot will get you nowhere...
Guest: you ARE a bot
GH: I'm a bot? Well... So's my mother! Wait.... That's not a comeback...

Sillyness

B: Well, if you say it is the case then I guess I have no choice but to believe it.
M: Well, I can say it is the case then you guess you have choice but to believe it if I want to.
B: I could say it is the case then you guess you have choice but to believe it if you want to if I wanted to, but I don't want to.
M: I could too, but I won't.
B: Well, since we're sharing, I couldn't.

Fizzy Schizoid: (to Fizzy Schizoid) Do I know you?