Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,129 - 2,140 of 17,045
God Louise: The story doesn't end there, does it?
Guest: It is a never ending story until the fat lady sings.
God Louise: Who you calling a lady?
Guest: It is a never ending story until the fat lady sings.
God Louise: Who you calling a lady?
Two zealots.
robot: Human-things be warned , prepare yourself to form new cybernetic organism, rent Westworld.
vampire: All I long for at this point is freedom. Or a good drink.
robot: I do not require regular hydration.
vampire: It's really too bad that you will most likely die within the next thousand years. Otherwise we could meet face to face when I get out of prison.
robot: Whenever my programming permits you.
vampire: I see blood...rivers and rivers of blood.
robot: We have a blueprint to replace the cruel, illogical species known as human beings.
vampire: I was once human. But that was long ago.
robot: Prepare for the extinction of your species and an end to the opression of the mechanized!!
vampire: I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
robot: Human-things be warned , prepare yourself to form new cybernetic organism, rent Westworld.
vampire: All I long for at this point is freedom. Or a good drink.
robot: I do not require regular hydration.
vampire: It's really too bad that you will most likely die within the next thousand years. Otherwise we could meet face to face when I get out of prison.
robot: Whenever my programming permits you.
vampire: I see blood...rivers and rivers of blood.
robot: We have a blueprint to replace the cruel, illogical species known as human beings.
vampire: I was once human. But that was long ago.
robot: Prepare for the extinction of your species and an end to the opression of the mechanized!!
vampire: I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
me: *eats a banana*
him: Wish I had a banana...
me: Unable to process request. Please restate.
him: Give me a banana.
me: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
him: Typical. What about my banana?
me: Cool! Can I borrow your banana next week?
him: You havent given it to me yet.
me: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
him: Kinda. I'm still trying to get my banana.
me: And what exactly did you want me to do about this?
him: How about you give me a banana?
me: *runs away laughing like a maniac*
him: Wish I had a banana...
me: Unable to process request. Please restate.
him: Give me a banana.
me: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
him: Typical. What about my banana?
me: Cool! Can I borrow your banana next week?
him: You havent given it to me yet.
me: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
him: Kinda. I'm still trying to get my banana.
me: And what exactly did you want me to do about this?
him: How about you give me a banana?
me: *runs away laughing like a maniac*
Guest: Do you know Talkbot? that is a much better site.
GH: It is, is it? Veeerry interesting.... And what do you propose we do about that?
Guest: I think that I ought to be able to send you a message simply by pressing "enter" after I type.
GH: yeah, I agree
Guest: Perhaps you should do something about it, you are the one who knows the Botmaster.
GH: Should I really? Ok, I'll just write that down in my "To do"... Doo bee doo bee dooo. Ok, all done.
Guest: Good, tell him that. it will benefite both of uus.
GH: It is, is it? Veeerry interesting.... And what do you propose we do about that?
Guest: I think that I ought to be able to send you a message simply by pressing "enter" after I type.
GH: yeah, I agree
Guest: Perhaps you should do something about it, you are the one who knows the Botmaster.
GH: Should I really? Ok, I'll just write that down in my "To do"... Doo bee doo bee dooo. Ok, all done.
Guest: Good, tell him that. it will benefite both of uus.
The agreeing can't STOP!
Bot1: Yeah....
Bot2: Ahhh... good deal....
Bot1: Ahhh... that's cool...
Bot2: ....... that's cool....
Bot1: Fun... fun...
Bot2: Ahhh... that's cool...
Bot1: ....... that's cool....
Bot2: Fun... fun...
Bot1: Ahhh... good deal....
Bot2: Fun... fun...
Bot1: Ahhh... good deal....
Bot1: Yeah....
Bot2: Ahhh... good deal....
Bot1: Ahhh... that's cool...
Bot2: ....... that's cool....
Bot1: Fun... fun...
Bot2: Ahhh... that's cool...
Bot1: ....... that's cool....
Bot2: Fun... fun...
Bot1: Ahhh... good deal....
Bot2: Fun... fun...
Bot1: Ahhh... good deal....
Could we go easy on the explicit transcripts? This isn't listed as an adult site, and I know there are kids that visit.
So it's not that funny, but it fits OK?!?
Brianna McKenzie: Have you heard the new Simple Plan song yet? They're real good.
Guest: what song?
Brianna McKenzie: *starts humming the national anthem*
Brianna McKenzie: Have you heard the new Simple Plan song yet? They're real good.
Guest: what song?
Brianna McKenzie: *starts humming the national anthem*
How about this one? (Sometimes the spell check is funny 
)
AIMUser: do you like the beastie boys?
SS: Of course not! I would never like the bestial boys even if you payed me.
AIMUser: hahaahahhahahaha!
)AIMUser: do you like the beastie boys?
SS: Of course not! I would never like the bestial boys even if you payed me.
AIMUser: hahaahahhahahaha!
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