Great Quotes

And like one today:

Guest: hey, you don't speak very good english, do you?
GH: Let's not get lost in irrelevancies, shall we? Stick to more important issues. Tell me what you think of heaven and hell.
Guest: hey, you don't speak very good english, do you?
GH: Now tell me: do you think that that's an intelligent thing to say?

Also, on the topic of this conversation, "heaven and hell" was called up twice in a row as (topic) or whatever that plug-in is. Was that just coincedental?

Hmmm, maybe this should all be in bug stomp. Oh well, too late now.

God Louise: The story doesn't end there, does it?
Guest: It is a never ending story until the fat lady sings.
God Louise: Who you calling a lady?

Two zealots.

robot: Human-things be warned , prepare yourself to form new cybernetic organism, rent Westworld.
vampire: All I long for at this point is freedom. Or a good drink.
robot: I do not require regular hydration.
vampire: It's really too bad that you will most likely die within the next thousand years. Otherwise we could meet face to face when I get out of prison.
robot: Whenever my programming permits you.
vampire: I see blood...rivers and rivers of blood.
robot: We have a blueprint to replace the cruel, illogical species known as human beings.
vampire: I was once human. But that was long ago.
robot: Prepare for the extinction of your species and an end to the opression of the mechanized!!
vampire: I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!

me: *eats a banana*
him: Wish I had a banana...
me: Unable to process request. Please restate.
him: Give me a banana.
me: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
him: Typical. What about my banana?
me: Cool! Can I borrow your banana next week?
him: You havent given it to me yet.
me: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
him: Kinda. I'm still trying to get my banana.
me: And what exactly did you want me to do about this?
him: How about you give me a banana?
me: *runs away laughing like a maniac*

Poor guy, go give him that banana!

Guest: Do you know Talkbot? that is a much better site.
GH: It is, is it? Veeerry interesting.... And what do you propose we do about that?
Guest: I think that I ought to be able to send you a message simply by pressing "enter" after I type.
GH: yeah, I agree
Guest: Perhaps you should do something about it, you are the one who knows the Botmaster.
GH: Should I really? Ok, I'll just write that down in my "To do"... Doo bee doo bee dooo. Ok, all done.
Guest: Good, tell him that. it will benefite both of uus.

The agreeing can't STOP!


Bot1: Yeah....
Bot2: Ahhh... good deal....
Bot1: Ahhh... that's cool...
Bot2: ....... that's cool....
Bot1: Fun... fun...
Bot2: Ahhh... that's cool...
Bot1: ....... that's cool....
Bot2: Fun... fun...
Bot1: Ahhh... good deal....
Bot2: Fun... fun...
Bot1: Ahhh... good deal....

Could we go easy on the explicit transcripts? This isn't listed as an adult site, and I know there are kids that visit.

So it's not that funny, but it fits OK?!?

Brianna McKenzie: Have you heard the new Simple Plan song yet? They're real good.
Guest: what song?
Brianna McKenzie: *starts humming the national anthem*

How about this one? (Sometimes the spell check is funny )

AIMUser: do you like the beastie boys?
SS: Of course not! I would never like the bestial boys even if you payed me.
AIMUser: hahaahahhahahaha!