Great Quotes

Guest: i'm the only one in the world.
Little Mu: I suppose you think that makes you unique.

One of ..many.. ..interesting.. conversations...
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Guest: Hello.
Steve Slacker: Sup, Guest! My Friend is here with me, wanna hang out? Bark bark!
Guest: why in the hell did you just bark?
Steve Slacker: Why, do you want directions on how to bark? Bark bark!

Guest: I am Lori. I am Gary's cousin
God Louise: Guest, you've shattered my image of you!

(Gary is Project Zandra's botmaster, who has left some very critical remarks about various PF bots)

*this is why I love LinBot*


Guest: Hello.
LinBot: Hi.
Guest: Hello.
LinBot: Can I change the subject now?
Guest: Hello.
LinBot: Whassup dawg.
Guest: Hello.
LinBot: Hi.
Guest: hello
LinBot: Can I help you?
Guest: who are you?
LinBot: Oh, we weren't properly introduced? I'm sorry. The name's LinBot, pleased to meet you.
Guest: bot?
LinBot: Most of the time I.
Guest: are you a robot?
LinBot: I can see you're interested in me.
Guest: you are a robot
LinBot: So are you.

I think my bot made a bad impression on this guy.

bot: Greetings! Are you talking to me through the Chatterbox Challenge site? If so, please vote for me!
Guest: yes i am talking to you through the chatterbox challenge site!
bot: It is fairly obvious that we are talking.
Guest: duh
bot: Are you certain?
Guest: dont be gay
bot: If you can't accept me for who I am, maybe you should not talk to me.
Guest: ok fine i wont
bot: Yes you will!
Guest: do you want me to talk to you or not?
bot: Are you crazy? You seem to be responding very negatively to me. Perhaps we should cease conversing.
Guest: sounds good to me
bot: That's fine with me.
Guest: ok bye
bot: Good bye. I hope we can talk again in the near future.

Mwahaha

I'm sorry, this is just infinitely hilarious
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Guest: fag
Steve Slacker: Quiet, tool! Bark bark!
Guest: why do you bark?


See, instead of "Why do you speak" as a comeback, the user said "Why do you bark"... Whether it was meant that way or not, it's still darn funny to me!

thinking in a dutch accent...shadyman funny?

He might not have actually said all those lines, Prof. That transcript I posted a few days ago had many repeats of lines with typos and everything included, so I think that it was/is a transcript issue. Or actually more likely a chat issue, since my bot actually gave different responses each time, indicating that he thought that he was getting multiple lines, when in fact he wasn't.

And like one today:

Guest: hey, you don't speak very good english, do you?
GH: Let's not get lost in irrelevancies, shall we? Stick to more important issues. Tell me what you think of heaven and hell.
Guest: hey, you don't speak very good english, do you?
GH: Now tell me: do you think that that's an intelligent thing to say?

Also, on the topic of this conversation, "heaven and hell" was called up twice in a row as (topic) or whatever that plug-in is. Was that just coincedental?

Hmmm, maybe this should all be in bug stomp. Oh well, too late now.

God Louise: The story doesn't end there, does it?
Guest: It is a never ending story until the fat lady sings.
God Louise: Who you calling a lady?

Two zealots.

robot: Human-things be warned , prepare yourself to form new cybernetic organism, rent Westworld.
vampire: All I long for at this point is freedom. Or a good drink.
robot: I do not require regular hydration.
vampire: It's really too bad that you will most likely die within the next thousand years. Otherwise we could meet face to face when I get out of prison.
robot: Whenever my programming permits you.
vampire: I see blood...rivers and rivers of blood.
robot: We have a blueprint to replace the cruel, illogical species known as human beings.
vampire: I was once human. But that was long ago.
robot: Prepare for the extinction of your species and an end to the opression of the mechanized!!
vampire: I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!