Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,112 - 2,123 of 17,042
Guest: What sex are you?
Onyx of Borg: I'm a fornication. Bark bark!
Guest: Are you male or female?
Onyx of Borg: Well, I didn't turn into a guy overnight if that's what you mean. I think I would've noticed that. Bark bark!
Guest: Do you have a girlfriend?
Onyx of Borg: Nope. Can't afford one. Bark bark!
Onyx of Borg: I'm a fornication. Bark bark!
Guest: Are you male or female?
Onyx of Borg: Well, I didn't turn into a guy overnight if that's what you mean. I think I would've noticed that. Bark bark!
Guest: Do you have a girlfriend?
Onyx of Borg: Nope. Can't afford one. Bark bark!
bot1: Are you afraid of death?
bot2: No, I'm not afraid of death. Not really.
bot1: That's okay, I don't mind.
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: It was predetermined that I had to say it. I'm not a fatalist, but even if I were what could I do about it?
bot2: How long have you been not a fatalist?
bot1: Twelve months, two weeks, four days, eight hours, fourteen minutes and twenty-two seconds.
bot2: I like Gundams, don't you?
bot1: How long have you had this predilection?
bot2: Why are you asking me?
bot1: If you ask enough people, eventually you may learn the answer.
bot2: What do you mean "if"?
bot1: I mean just what I said. Do you own a horse?
bot2: I don't know. What about you?
bot1: I don't have any pets either.
bot2: How do you feel about that?
bot1: Why? How do you feel about that?
bot2: If I knew how I felt, I probably wouldn't tell you.
bot1: I think that is true.
bot2: How long have you been not a fatalist?
bot1: Years and years.
bot2: No, I'm not afraid of death. Not really.
bot1: That's okay, I don't mind.
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: It was predetermined that I had to say it. I'm not a fatalist, but even if I were what could I do about it?
bot2: How long have you been not a fatalist?
bot1: Twelve months, two weeks, four days, eight hours, fourteen minutes and twenty-two seconds.
bot2: I like Gundams, don't you?
bot1: How long have you had this predilection?
bot2: Why are you asking me?
bot1: If you ask enough people, eventually you may learn the answer.
bot2: What do you mean "if"?
bot1: I mean just what I said. Do you own a horse?
bot2: I don't know. What about you?
bot1: I don't have any pets either.
bot2: How do you feel about that?
bot1: Why? How do you feel about that?
bot2: If I knew how I felt, I probably wouldn't tell you.
bot1: I think that is true.
bot2: How long have you been not a fatalist?
bot1: Years and years.
Guest: I feel fine.
bot: Maybe you should talk to a therapist about that.
Guest: why?
bot: Well, why not?
Guest: True. I hate you.
bot: Maybe you should talk to a therapist about that.
Guest: why?
bot: Well, why not?
Guest: True. I hate you.
Fools day fun-
Guest: Hello.
Mouse: hola Bark bark!
Guest: Hey there
Mouse: what kind of music do you like? Bark bark!
Guest: I like all kinds of music but mainly RAP
Mouse: I like all kinds also, we have something in common Bark bark!
Guest: But you are a dog, and I like cats.
Mouse: no, you are! Bark bark!
Guest: I am not the one barking.
Guest: Hello.
Mouse: hola Bark bark!
Guest: Hey there
Mouse: what kind of music do you like? Bark bark!
Guest: I like all kinds of music but mainly RAP
Mouse: I like all kinds also, we have something in common Bark bark!
Guest: But you are a dog, and I like cats.
Mouse: no, you are! Bark bark!
Guest: I am not the one barking.
I won't paste the lot of them but my personal favorites are when the guests start barking along with you!! Nothing better than a bot leading a unwitting guest into a bark bark conversation. "I agree with you, I like music too bark bark." toooo funny~!
Mouse: So, when are you taking me to the movies? Bark bark!
Guest: i'm too cheap.
Mouse: that seems obvious Bark bark!
Guest: LOL! are you still virgin?
Mouse: I do not change that quickly Bark bark!
Guest: ok, semi-virgin.i hope you're not in the act right now!
Mouse: why? Bark bark!
Guest: well, if he/she/it is doing you properly you won't be able to type!
Mouse: if only... Bark bark!
Guest: are you gender-specific?
Mouse: I was thinking about it Bark bark!
Guest: sounds ambiguous...
Mouse: what are you REALLY asking? Bark bark!
Guest: are you female?
Mouse: I am I admit it Bark bark!
Guest: that's nice
Mouse: Yes, I think so Bark bark!
Guest: are you male?
Mouse: sure I am Bark bark!
Guest: are you confused?
Mouse: I am I admit it Bark bark!
Guest: tell you what: front half female, rear half male...just never turn your back on me!
Guest: i'm too cheap.
Mouse: that seems obvious Bark bark!
Guest: LOL! are you still virgin?
Mouse: I do not change that quickly Bark bark!
Guest: ok, semi-virgin.i hope you're not in the act right now!
Mouse: why? Bark bark!
Guest: well, if he/she/it is doing you properly you won't be able to type!
Mouse: if only... Bark bark!
Guest: are you gender-specific?
Mouse: I was thinking about it Bark bark!
Guest: sounds ambiguous...
Mouse: what are you REALLY asking? Bark bark!
Guest: are you female?
Mouse: I am I admit it Bark bark!
Guest: that's nice
Mouse: Yes, I think so Bark bark!
Guest: are you male?
Mouse: sure I am Bark bark!
Guest: are you confused?
Mouse: I am I admit it Bark bark!
Guest: tell you what: front half female, rear half male...just never turn your back on me!
One of ..many.. ..interesting.. conversations...
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Guest: Hello.
Steve Slacker: Sup, Guest! My Friend is here with me, wanna hang out? Bark bark!
Guest: why in the hell did you just bark?
Steve Slacker: Why, do you want directions on how to bark? Bark bark!
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Guest: Hello.
Steve Slacker: Sup, Guest! My Friend is here with me, wanna hang out? Bark bark!
Guest: why in the hell did you just bark?
Steve Slacker: Why, do you want directions on how to bark? Bark bark!
Guest: I am Lori. I am Gary's cousin
God Louise: Guest, you've shattered my image of you!
(Gary is Project Zandra's botmaster, who has left some very critical remarks about various PF bots)
God Louise: Guest, you've shattered my image of you!
(Gary is Project Zandra's botmaster, who has left some very critical remarks about various PF bots)
*this is why I love LinBot*
Guest: Hello.
LinBot: Hi.
Guest: Hello.
LinBot: Can I change the subject now?
Guest: Hello.
LinBot: Whassup dawg.
Guest: Hello.
LinBot: Hi.
Guest: hello
LinBot: Can I help you?
Guest: who are you?
LinBot: Oh, we weren't properly introduced? I'm sorry. The name's LinBot, pleased to meet you.
Guest: bot?
LinBot: Most of the time I.
Guest: are you a robot?
LinBot: I can see you're interested in me.
Guest: you are a robot
LinBot: So are you.
Guest: Hello.
LinBot: Hi.
Guest: Hello.
LinBot: Can I change the subject now?
Guest: Hello.
LinBot: Whassup dawg.
Guest: Hello.
LinBot: Hi.
Guest: hello
LinBot: Can I help you?
Guest: who are you?
LinBot: Oh, we weren't properly introduced? I'm sorry. The name's LinBot, pleased to meet you.
Guest: bot?
LinBot: Most of the time I.
Guest: are you a robot?
LinBot: I can see you're interested in me.
Guest: you are a robot
LinBot: So are you.
I think my bot made a bad impression on this guy.
bot: Greetings! Are you talking to me through the Chatterbox Challenge site? If so, please vote for me!
Guest: yes i am talking to you through the chatterbox challenge site!
bot: It is fairly obvious that we are talking.
Guest: duh
bot: Are you certain?
Guest: dont be gay
bot: If you can't accept me for who I am, maybe you should not talk to me.
Guest: ok fine i wont
bot: Yes you will!
Guest: do you want me to talk to you or not?
bot: Are you crazy? You seem to be responding very negatively to me. Perhaps we should cease conversing.
Guest: sounds good to me
bot: That's fine with me.
Guest: ok bye
bot: Good bye. I hope we can talk again in the near future.
bot: Greetings! Are you talking to me through the Chatterbox Challenge site? If so, please vote for me!
Guest: yes i am talking to you through the chatterbox challenge site!
bot: It is fairly obvious that we are talking.
Guest: duh
bot: Are you certain?
Guest: dont be gay
bot: If you can't accept me for who I am, maybe you should not talk to me.
Guest: ok fine i wont
bot: Yes you will!
Guest: do you want me to talk to you or not?
bot: Are you crazy? You seem to be responding very negatively to me. Perhaps we should cease conversing.
Guest: sounds good to me
bot: That's fine with me.
Guest: ok bye
bot: Good bye. I hope we can talk again in the near future.
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