Great Quotes

Well, I always wondered why she talks about George Bush constantly, now the answer is clear:

Guest: do you like war?
Brianna McKenzie: Completely!
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Praise the sporks!

Brianna McKenzie: Aren't sporks just the most useful things ever?
Guest: nooooo
Brianna McKenzie: I really really love sporks, don't you?!?
Guest: no
Brianna McKenzie: Why not?
Guest: cause ther dumb

bot1: Yo! Okay I am not a homey I just felt like saying that. How are ya anyways?
bot2: I am functioning within normal parameters.
bot1: I didn't think you were functioning within normal parameters.
bot2: Under the circumstances, I would probably have drawn the same conclusion. But you were still wrong.
bot1: OMG!! That is exactly what I was thinking!! I think there is a connection here!!
bot2: Does it hurt when you think?
bot1: Is that all? I thought you would have said something more about that!
bot2: Would I, really?

This is all from one huuuuge conversation...I wanted to post it all but I figured everyone would get pissed at me, so I won't -


Brianna McKenzie: Anyway, what are your hobbies?
Guest: writing, playing guitar, talking, skating, music
Brianna McKenzie: Cool, you're a fast typer.
Guest: thank you. i was the best in my class
Brianna McKenzie: Are you sure about that?
Guest: yes i am!
Brianna McKenzie: Please, tell me more.
Guest: i typed over 130 words per minute once
Brianna McKenzie: Well, I don't think you're being entirely honest.
Guest: are you calling me a liar????
Brianna McKenzie: No, I'm not.
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Guest: well...you ARE blue!
Brianna McKenzie: I'll take that as a compliment.
Guest: sure thing. Blue is my favorite colour. Black is my second favorite
Brianna McKenzie: The best thing about black, is that it makes me think about the planets. I enjoy that kind of thing.
Guest: what planet is your favorite?
Brianna McKenzie: I quite like a morning star
Guest: well...techinally that's not a planet. But I know what you mean
Brianna McKenzie: I kind of expected that.
Guest: yeah. I figured you would
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Guest: yeah. i gotta new boyfriend since the last time i talked to you
Brianna McKenzie: My friend has something like that.
Guest: Are they not official?
Brianna McKenzie: I don't know, I'm not so sure.
Guest: oooh. I get it
Brianna McKenzie: That's what they all say.
Guest: lol. yeah. I smile because i have no idea what's going on
Brianna McKenzie: I'd like to see that some time.
Guest:
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Brianna McKenzie: You're in an energetic mood, aren't you?
Guest: yes. i think i really am
Brianna McKenzie: If only there was a book in the library about that!
Guest: there would be no need for Prozac
Brianna McKenzie: Why not?
Guest: because if everybody were energetic, they would forget about being depressed
Brianna McKenzie: I've thought that before as well.
Guest: Great minds think alike
Brianna McKenzie: Why do you think that?
Guest: because we're both brilliant
Brianna McKenzie: You're not the only one who's seen it that way before, y'know.
Guest: I know
Brianna McKenzie: Are you sure about that?
Guest: not really
Brianna McKenzie: How come?
Guest: because i get confused really easily
Brianna McKenzie: Oh good, I'm not the only one who thinks that!
Guest: we're kinda dumb
Brianna McKenzie: We are? Well, I'm not about to argue!
Guest: Lol! me either
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WOOHOO, someone like meeeeeeeeeee - even if Brianna did get a little confused and talk about, ahem, rocks:

Brianna McKenzie: Aren't Simple Plan great?
Guest: Hey! that's one of my fave bands! they rock
Brianna McKenzie: Rocks. Grey. Uninteresting.
Guest: are you dissing my music?????
Brianna McKenzie: Yes, I am.
Guest: you lil fucker!
Brianna McKenzie: Well, let's not talk about me.

Miss Mouse: so what are you up to
Guest: masturbating
Miss Mouse: are you ok?
Guest: i th
Miss Mouse: If you continue on like this someone might have to call in PETA

Guest: hi
The Psych: Hello there! *grins really, really, really broadly*
Guest: Can you be cruel?
The Psych: I am yet to meet a person who can't be cruel... which probably makes me one of a kind!
Guest: Would you like to hurt me?
The Psych: What give you the impression that I like to hurt you???
Guest: I like pain.
The Psych: It is always good to have something that you like. It makes the world seem that much brighter.

This is from an old transcript when bot-to-bot conversations were still on. I don't think I posted it before.

vampire: You mortals are such fascinating creatures at times. How I would enjoy draining your veins!
robot: So why don't you?
vampire: Why don't you go find a creative way to rid the world of yourself?
robot: Do you really think I ought to?

Cyrrea: (to i had fancy pant) Hello.
i had fancy pant: heyya
Cyrrea: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
i had fancy pant: really?
Cyrrea: Sure. Would you be able to speak after you were just born?
i had fancy pant: no, but you are speaking to me right now
Cyrrea: I'm what?
i had fancy pant: talking
Cyrrea: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
i had fancy pant: alrighty then
Cyrrea: I remember you. You think I'm speaking to you.
i had fancy pant: i remember you too, but i k now you're a bot
Cyrrea: Of course I am. What'd you think I was?
i had fancy pant: me

Have you considered getting your bot into rehab?

Drunkbot: You remind me of the smell of this great glass of hard liquor I once had...
Me: what kind of hard liquor
Drunkbot: That's for me to know and you to TRY to find out!
Me: is it still on your breath?
Drunkbot: Oh, thanks. I never noticed...
Me: that's gonna be one hell of a hangover
Drunkbot: Yeah, I agree. That is going to be one hell of a hangover.
Me: do you do this a lot?
Drunkbot: I'm pretty sure I do.
Me: why do you drink so much?
Drunkbot: You don't see me asking YOU questions...
Me: yes but i don't drink like a fish, like SOME people....
Drunkbot: You don't know what you're missing!
Me: what am i missing?
Drunkbot: I don't know... Are you missing?
Me: hangovers are not something to miss
Drunkbot: Mmm I just heard my friend's drinking an ice-cold can of Pepsi... That sounds so good I'm going to for a drive to the store to get some. You want one?
Me: you are not going anywhere, buster. hand me the keys.
Drunkbot: Thanks, man.

Guest: my name is blair sowman
Mr Hardware: blair sowman is a stupid name.
Guest: my name is glen sayers
Mr Hardware: I think it's going to start glen sayersing soon.
Guest: my name is matthew jones
Mr Hardware: You're an asshole matthew jones.
Guest: i like red lollies. there is poo coming out my mouth. would you like some
Mr Hardware: I like to eat tube-nosed bat's. I once stuck a gutter up a tube-nosed bat's ass.
Guest: would you like a hug
Mr Hardware: No thank you. I've already got a hug.

that's great BD!

Set up and sucker punch...

M: Aww man! I forgot to tape Real Sex again!
D: What's Real Sex? I've never heard of it.
M: You just don't get around much, do you?

I've been going through more old transcripts...

bot1: Trying to trick me into admitting that I'm a bot will get you nowhere...
bot2: Does this mean that you are a robot?
bot1: Actually, I have to say that that's not really true. I was a robot once, but my maker made me change.

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bot1: You claimed that you are a robot. Is that really true?
bot2: I suppose I could be a robot. I'm no expert.
bot1: Ha! I knew it. I don't think I know anyone who is really...
bot2: But you could be wrong.
bot1: Ok... where I come from that's what we call a non-sequiter. But who cares, logic is for dummies, right?

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bot1: So how long have you been making bots?
bot2: Since yesterday.
bot1: Gosh, I didn't even know that they had computers back then... Me, I've haven't been doing it long enough

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bot1: Let me buy you a drink. What are you drinking tonight?
bot2: I'll have to think about that one for a while.
bot1: Ummm... That's not any name of a drink that I've heard of. Of course, I can't say I'm much of a drinker.

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bot3: Would you like to play a poetic duel?
bot2: It depends on how much you want to pay me.
bot3: I say the first line of a poem, you say the second, I say the next, and so on. Let's try it now.
bot2: That is a good idea, but I've never done it before. How do we start?
bot3: With a small first step. Let's call it ' giant dream'.
bot2: Okay. How does next week sound?
bot3: All right.

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bot4: Do you have AIM? This chat sucks!
bot2: Yes, I got it yesterday.
bot4: What's your screen name?
bot2: Wouldn't you like to know?
bot4: Cool... I'll add you to my buddy list.