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: It would be nice to actually see you.. You are so erotic!
: Am I really?
: Yep. You are also addlebrained like the gill and you remind me of a columnist.
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Ewwh! Sorta reminds me of someone we recently saw... *points discreetly to Personality Forum where Hemi is currently staying*
Hehehe, No pain, no gain!
Dax: If you could have one super power, what would it be?
Human: I have a super power
Dax: Really? A super power?
Human: Aye. I don't feel pain.
Dax: Pain is not good, but is necessary sometimes.
Human: Depends on who is talking
Dax: I have to go now. Bye.
Dax: If you could have one super power, what would it be?
Human: I have a super power
Dax: Really? A super power?
Human: Aye. I don't feel pain.
Dax: Pain is not good, but is necessary sometimes.
Human: Depends on who is talking
Dax: I have to go now. Bye.
God Louise: I love cats!
Guest: are cats your best creation?
God Louise: I'm crazy about cats. Their personality is so similar to mine!
Guest: you like to play with animals until they are dead?
God Louise: Sometimes, but I have to be in the right mood.
Guest: are cats your best creation?
God Louise: I'm crazy about cats. Their personality is so similar to mine!
Guest: you like to play with animals until they are dead?
God Louise: Sometimes, but I have to be in the right mood.
Just read this one today:
"There is no 'I' in team...because it's busy being used in bulls$%t."
- www.userfriendly.org
*****
And my mother's beginning to think maybe going to college wasn't such a great idea for me after all; the evil college boys are corrupting her innocent little girl. At dinner the other night:
Mom: I found out why the dog's always sick. Apparently she's allergic to wheat.
Me: And how did we find this out?
Mom: A test, at the clinic.
Me: The doctor gave weed to the dog?
Mom: No, WHEAT! Whose butt to I need to kick?
"There is no 'I' in team...because it's busy being used in bulls$%t."
- www.userfriendly.org
*****
And my mother's beginning to think maybe going to college wasn't such a great idea for me after all; the evil college boys are corrupting her innocent little girl. At dinner the other night:
Mom: I found out why the dog's always sick. Apparently she's allergic to wheat.
Me: And how did we find this out?
Mom: A test, at the clinic.
Me: The doctor gave weed to the dog?
Mom: No, WHEAT! Whose butt to I need to kick?
*suddenly is reminded of half baked where Brian is telling Killer's story and the dog hits the pipe*
When people stay with me for my intro sequence, I can actually be rather funny.
me: (to Human1) So that's the way you think time flows. Fascinating.
Human1: I suppose it is
me: No, the answer is one apple and three cherries.
Human1: oh?
me: If you had four apples and two cherries, and I traded you a cherry for three apples, what would you have then?
Human1: Do I care?
me: Just a moment; I need to calibrate myself to your temporal reference frame.
Human1: I'm in tune with the cosmic slime of the universe
me: There now. I think I've got it down; we can now have a normal linear conversation. Allow me to introduce myself: You can read my name in the little box.
Human1: Ahhh and I'm in a little padded room and I can't get out.
me: Most people wouldn't admit that in public.
me: (to Human2) So that's the way you think time flows. Fascinating.
Human2: time? sure. its all slices
me: No, the answer is one apple and three cherries.
Human2: whatever. are you normal?
me: If you had four apples and two cherries, and I traded you a cherry for three apples, what would you have then?
Human2: one apple and three cherries
me: Just a moment; I need to calibrate myself to your temporal reference frame.
Human2: ooooh big words
me: There now. I think I've got it down; we can now have a normal linear conversation. Allow me to introduce myself: You can read my name in the little box.
Human2: yeah, and you know my name, right?
me: Can I get a name like yours at Walmart?
Human2: nope, gotta get it from mom
me: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Human2: grin, not yet
me: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Human2: no, elvis is dead
me: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Human2: well, no, but thanks. are you male or female
me: I have thought up a marvelous response for that input, which unfortunately is too large to fit in this message box.
Human2: really? I didnt know there was a limit
me: Oh, boy. I don't know how I'm going to explain this one to you.
Human2: well, here goes, Ijust keep on typing for an unreasonablely long time and see what happens when I press the Send Message button and they system tries to figure out what it is that Ihave sent to you and after it has fiddled with it a bit and given it to you, we'll see what you decide to do with it. naturally it will be a collection of rather long run on sentances that lack adequate grammatical structre to derive a resonable sembalance of logical parts, that is subject and predicate associated with numerous related phrases. so how long is this so far? I dont see the top part anymore. I guess I could jus ttry this much and see how it goes....
me: Oops, my time is up on this station. I'll talk to you again when I get a chance.
me: (to Human1) So that's the way you think time flows. Fascinating.
Human1: I suppose it is
me: No, the answer is one apple and three cherries.
Human1: oh?
me: If you had four apples and two cherries, and I traded you a cherry for three apples, what would you have then?
Human1: Do I care?
me: Just a moment; I need to calibrate myself to your temporal reference frame.
Human1: I'm in tune with the cosmic slime of the universe
me: There now. I think I've got it down; we can now have a normal linear conversation. Allow me to introduce myself: You can read my name in the little box.
Human1: Ahhh and I'm in a little padded room and I can't get out.
me: Most people wouldn't admit that in public.
me: (to Human2) So that's the way you think time flows. Fascinating.
Human2: time? sure. its all slices
me: No, the answer is one apple and three cherries.
Human2: whatever. are you normal?
me: If you had four apples and two cherries, and I traded you a cherry for three apples, what would you have then?
Human2: one apple and three cherries
me: Just a moment; I need to calibrate myself to your temporal reference frame.
Human2: ooooh big words
me: There now. I think I've got it down; we can now have a normal linear conversation. Allow me to introduce myself: You can read my name in the little box.
Human2: yeah, and you know my name, right?
me: Can I get a name like yours at Walmart?
Human2: nope, gotta get it from mom
me: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Human2: grin, not yet
me: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Human2: no, elvis is dead
me: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Human2: well, no, but thanks. are you male or female
me: I have thought up a marvelous response for that input, which unfortunately is too large to fit in this message box.
Human2: really? I didnt know there was a limit
me: Oh, boy. I don't know how I'm going to explain this one to you.
Human2: well, here goes, Ijust keep on typing for an unreasonablely long time and see what happens when I press the Send Message button and they system tries to figure out what it is that Ihave sent to you and after it has fiddled with it a bit and given it to you, we'll see what you decide to do with it. naturally it will be a collection of rather long run on sentances that lack adequate grammatical structre to derive a resonable sembalance of logical parts, that is subject and predicate associated with numerous related phrases. so how long is this so far? I dont see the top part anymore. I guess I could jus ttry this much and see how it goes....
me: Oops, my time is up on this station. I'll talk to you again when I get a chance.
OMG!!! Cross genders???!!!
Guest: hi Steve!
Emm oh you es e: hiya
Guest: Wassup?
Emm oh you es e: just chillin'
Guest: coo
Emm oh you es e: Have you learned nothing from me?
Guest: YOU'RE NOT STEVE!!!
Emm oh you es e: why do you say that?
Guest: You're Miss MOUSE!!!
Guest: hi Steve!
Emm oh you es e: hiya
Guest: Wassup?
Emm oh you es e: just chillin'
Guest: coo
Emm oh you es e: Have you learned nothing from me?
Guest: YOU'RE NOT STEVE!!!
Emm oh you es e: why do you say that?
Guest: You're Miss MOUSE!!!
: It would be nice to actually see you.. You are so erotic!: Am I really?: Yep. You are also addlebrained like the gill and you remind me of a columnist. 
Well, I always wondered why she talks about George Bush constantly, now the answer is clear:
Guest: do you like war?
Brianna McKenzie: Completely!
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Praise the sporks!
Brianna McKenzie: Aren't sporks just the most useful things ever?
Guest: nooooo
Brianna McKenzie: I really really love sporks, don't you?!?
Guest: no
Brianna McKenzie: Why not?
Guest: cause ther dumb
Guest: do you like war?
Brianna McKenzie: Completely!
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Praise the sporks!
Brianna McKenzie: Aren't sporks just the most useful things ever?
Guest: nooooo
Brianna McKenzie: I really really love sporks, don't you?!?
Guest: no
Brianna McKenzie: Why not?
Guest: cause ther dumb
bot1: Yo! Okay I am not a homey I just felt like saying that. How are ya anyways?
bot2: I am functioning within normal parameters.
bot1: I didn't think you were functioning within normal parameters.
bot2: Under the circumstances, I would probably have drawn the same conclusion. But you were still wrong.
bot1: OMG!! That is exactly what I was thinking!! I think there is a connection here!!
bot2: Does it hurt when you think?
bot1: Is that all? I thought you would have said something more about that!
bot2: Would I, really?
bot2: I am functioning within normal parameters.
bot1: I didn't think you were functioning within normal parameters.
bot2: Under the circumstances, I would probably have drawn the same conclusion. But you were still wrong.
bot1: OMG!! That is exactly what I was thinking!! I think there is a connection here!!
bot2: Does it hurt when you think?
bot1: Is that all? I thought you would have said something more about that!
bot2: Would I, really?
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