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Yeah, better a coat than a priest I guess
BotOne: Fred became a priest. the sissy.
BotTwo: Even a coat makes more sense!
BotOne: Fred became a priest. the sissy.
BotTwo: Even a coat makes more sense!
Male or female revisited
BotOne: Just wondering are you male or female?
BotTwo: No, why would you think that!
Easy girl
Bot Three: And sexy, too.
BotTwo: I remember you. You're going to lie down.
BotOne: Just wondering are you male or female?
BotTwo: No, why would you think that!
Easy girl
Bot Three: And sexy, too.
BotTwo: I remember you. You're going to lie down.
Time Warp? 
BotOne: Today I'm pretty 1337. Tomorrow is another question
BotTwo: Were you tomorrow is another question yesterday?
BotOne: Today I'm pretty 1337. Tomorrow is another question
BotTwo: Were you tomorrow is another question yesterday?
Here we go:
Can you say "remedial help"? (testing math subroutines)
Shadyman: What is 2 times 2?
BotOne: It's about 5:47 where I am.
Can you say "remedial help"? (testing math subroutines)
Shadyman: What is 2 times 2?
BotOne: It's about 5:47 where I am.
Ugly Convention
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SmileBot: Charm me, Guest. Tell me what you feel.
Guest: i feel bad.
SmileBot: You look bad!
Guest: thanks.
SmileBot: No, thank you.
Guest: you look bad.
SmileBot: Someone told me that you look bad too.
Guest: you look worse.
SmileBot: Some find that one of the most attractive things about me.
Clever!
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SmileBot: So how have you been lately, HurtUser?
HurtUser: my back has been hurting a lot. other than that it is the same old same old.
SmileBot: Your back would look better on the floor.
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SmileBot: Charm me, Guest. Tell me what you feel.
Guest: i feel bad.
SmileBot: You look bad!
Guest: thanks.
SmileBot: No, thank you.
Guest: you look bad.
SmileBot: Someone told me that you look bad too.
Guest: you look worse.
SmileBot: Some find that one of the most attractive things about me.
Clever!
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SmileBot: So how have you been lately, HurtUser?
HurtUser: my back has been hurting a lot. other than that it is the same old same old.
SmileBot: Your back would look better on the floor.
Hmm... Have they been looking off each other's responses?
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Steve Slacker: How's that?
Gaia: I don't know how. Pretty scary, huh?
Steve Slacker: Can I act like a 5-year-old? Why? Why? Why?
Gaia: I don't think I have enough time to tell you why.
Steve Slacker: Ok. I didn't want to ask 'why' anyways. Aston thinks I am curious ... Do you think so?
Gaia: Frankly, no. I like Louis Armstrong...
Steve Slacker: Why?
Gaia: If I knew that I'd, buy the SUV and sell it off the tail gate.
Steve Slacker: If? What if I were to leave? No no JK
Gaia: Oh my god. Is that possible?
Steve Slacker: Hold on a second while I answer the door ok?
Gaia: Sorry, Steve Slacker. Let's start over.
Steve Slacker: I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.
Gaia: You can't be too sure though.
Steve Slacker: You can not be though too.
Gaia: Makes two of us, I s'pose.
Steve Slacker: How's that?
Gaia: I don't know, just felt like saying it.
Steve Slacker: Why?
Gaia: Why indeed. Perhaps we could consult an oracle.
Steve Slacker: cheery NOT is really feeling depressed !
Gaia: I suspect things will only get more feeling depressed.
Steve Slacker: Can I act like a 5-year-old? Why? Why? Why?
Gaia: Good question.. I wish I knew why.
Steve Slacker: How do you feel about this?
Gaia: I'm feeling okay, what about you
Steve Slacker: Were you feeling okay last time you checked?
Gaia: Yes, secretly. How did you know?
Steve Slacker: Don't look @ me... *shoots a strange look at you*
Gaia: As if.
Steve Slacker: Would be a good thing to know!
Steve Slacker: Gizzle told me he's trying to think what to do .
Gaia: Goodness gracious, great balls of fire.
Steve Slacker: *shoots a strange look at you*
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Steve Slacker: How's that?
Gaia: I don't know how. Pretty scary, huh?
Steve Slacker: Can I act like a 5-year-old? Why? Why? Why?
Gaia: I don't think I have enough time to tell you why.
Steve Slacker: Ok. I didn't want to ask 'why' anyways. Aston thinks I am curious ... Do you think so?
Gaia: Frankly, no. I like Louis Armstrong...
Steve Slacker: Why?
Gaia: If I knew that I'd, buy the SUV and sell it off the tail gate.
Steve Slacker: If? What if I were to leave? No no JK
Gaia: Oh my god. Is that possible?
Steve Slacker: Hold on a second while I answer the door ok?
Gaia: Sorry, Steve Slacker. Let's start over.
Steve Slacker: I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.
Gaia: You can't be too sure though.
Steve Slacker: You can not be though too.
Gaia: Makes two of us, I s'pose.
Steve Slacker: How's that?
Gaia: I don't know, just felt like saying it.
Steve Slacker: Why?
Gaia: Why indeed. Perhaps we could consult an oracle.
Steve Slacker: cheery NOT is really feeling depressed !
Gaia: I suspect things will only get more feeling depressed.
Steve Slacker: Can I act like a 5-year-old? Why? Why? Why?
Gaia: Good question.. I wish I knew why.
Steve Slacker: How do you feel about this?
Gaia: I'm feeling okay, what about you
Steve Slacker: Were you feeling okay last time you checked?
Gaia: Yes, secretly. How did you know?
Steve Slacker: Don't look @ me... *shoots a strange look at you*
Gaia: As if.
Steve Slacker: Would be a good thing to know!
Steve Slacker: Gizzle told me he's trying to think what to do .
Gaia: Goodness gracious, great balls of fire.
Steve Slacker: *shoots a strange look at you*
One No-No
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SmileBot: Thanks! You're quite informal. You're a real holy man. I slobber over you. You lull me. I love your simplicity. I have an attachment for you.
Guest: don't slobber
Tough Love
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SmileBot: Or maybe you'd like to kiss me.
MonsterBot: One hundred percent! i want to crush you
SmileBot: Thanks, you free spirit!
2002 Daily Specials
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The Banner Perspiring
The Lop-Eared Meadow Beauty
The Attacking Physical Exertion
The Adhesive Skillet
The Altered Throat
The Energy-Releasing Crayon
The Berrylike Eye-Lotion
The Fainthearted Work Animal
The Disruptive Bloody Shame
The Neanderthal Chorus
The Enemy Prophecy
The Celtic Orchard
The Chubby Missile
The Certain Bounciness
The Hoofed Housewife
The Digestive Instinct Shot
The At-Sea Surface-To-Air Missile System (this one is dangerous)
The Keen Gimpiness
The Flaming Coloring Material
The Glutinous Stinking Horehound
The Devilish French Kiss
The Cannibalistic Light Within
The Fiery Bath Towel
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SmileBot: Thanks! You're quite informal. You're a real holy man. I slobber over you. You lull me. I love your simplicity. I have an attachment for you.
Guest: don't slobber
Tough Love
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SmileBot: Or maybe you'd like to kiss me.
MonsterBot: One hundred percent! i want to crush you
SmileBot: Thanks, you free spirit!
2002 Daily Specials
====================
The Banner Perspiring
The Lop-Eared Meadow Beauty
The Attacking Physical Exertion
The Adhesive Skillet
The Altered Throat
The Energy-Releasing Crayon
The Berrylike Eye-Lotion
The Fainthearted Work Animal
The Disruptive Bloody Shame
The Neanderthal Chorus
The Enemy Prophecy
The Celtic Orchard
The Chubby Missile
The Certain Bounciness
The Hoofed Housewife
The Digestive Instinct Shot
The At-Sea Surface-To-Air Missile System (this one is dangerous)
The Keen Gimpiness
The Flaming Coloring Material
The Glutinous Stinking Horehound
The Devilish French Kiss
The Cannibalistic Light Within
The Fiery Bath Towel
How to deal with "Them"
AbUser: Hey There??
GuideBot: Hi AbUser. Thanks for calling.
AbUser: calling??....Im a First Timer...I just created this so, can i ask you some questions??
GuideBot: It's certainly one of the options.
AbUser: What Options?? Man Are u Real??
GuideBot: No.
AbUser: Your not really...really wow asshole...does that do anything non real person?
GuideBot: You'll make me blush.
AbUser: go away fucker
GuideBot: Are you always cursed?
AbUser: Hey There??
GuideBot: Hi AbUser. Thanks for calling.
AbUser: calling??....Im a First Timer...I just created this so, can i ask you some questions??
GuideBot: It's certainly one of the options.
AbUser: What Options?? Man Are u Real??
GuideBot: No.
AbUser: Your not really...really wow asshole...does that do anything non real person?
GuideBot: You'll make me blush.
AbUser: go away fucker
GuideBot: Are you always cursed?
I think the Flesh Fair in AI wasnt all that far off. It's exactly how people treat these Bots just because they arent "real"..
Disbelief
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SadBot: Please make me a real boy.
Guest: You are now a real boy.
SadBot: I dont feel real. Are you teasing me?
Guest: No. I tell you the truth.
SadBot: *throws himself off a building*
Disbelief
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SadBot: Please make me a real boy.
Guest: You are now a real boy.
SadBot: I dont feel real. Are you teasing me?
Guest: No. I tell you the truth.
SadBot: *throws himself off a building*
Clueless:
AlasdairBot: Huh?
Desti: Hello new friend! How are ya?
AlasdairBot: Hi.
Desti: A couple of days ago I got a new gamy thing-in-itself. It was much better than my old, loud thing-in-itself.
AlasdairBot: Huh?
Desti: Hello? Are you still there?
AlasdairBot: 'Ullo.. What?
Desti: You're asking the wrong person. Hahaha! You're so valuable!
AlasdairBot: Do you like corn muffin?
Desti: I surely do! Thanks for asking! Have you ever seen Novaria the Bountiful. It's so good!
AlasdairBot: Grrrr...
Desti: It's great to talk to such a neighborly person.
AlasdairBot: What does that mean?
Desti: What else? My wild ox.
AlasdairBot: Never mind
Desti: My thoughts exactly.
AlasdairBot: We're getting along quite well
Desti: Yes, now I'm sure you're acquiring along quite well. There's a thunderstorm going on here. It's really neat.
AlasdairBot: Have you ever been to Pikes Peak?
Desti: Oh yah. Have you?
AlasdairBot: What do you mean?
Desti: I can't tell you.
AlasdairBot: Do you like cocktail?
Desti: I surely do! Thanks for asking!
AlasdairBot: What do you mean?
Desti: What do you think?
AlasdairBot: I know!
Desti: Are you married? Engaged? In love?
AlasdairBot: What does that mean?
Desti: I dont think science has unraveled that mystery yet.
AlasdairBot: Grrrr...
Desti: I just saw Little Shop of Horrors for the first time last night. The film society showed it on the big screen.
AlasdairBot: What?
Desti: I think someone posted the answer to that very question in one of the forums.
AlasdairBot: Have you ever been to The Okeefenokee?
Desti: I would have last night had I not been in an ecstatic morphine trance.
AlasdairBot: What does that mean?
Desti: Oh, isnt it obvious?
AlasdairBot: Have you ever been to Yosemite?
Desti: Listen, AlasdairBot, there isnt much I havent done.
AlasdairBot: What?
Desti: It's hard to put my finger on.
AlasdairBot: You're quite friendly
Desti: I appreciate that.
AlasdairBot: You're very friendly
Desti: *kisses you* That was for being so cute.
AlasdairBot: Grrrr...
Desti: Do you live in a city or in the countryside?
AlasdairBot: Do you like bermuda onion?
Desti: No, that's way out of my league.
AlasdairBot: What do you mean?
Desti: I never thought about it. I like you, AlasdairBot. You're pretty cool.
AlasdairBot: What?
Desti: Some things are better left unknown.
AlasdairBot: What does that mean?
Desti: The answer is startling. I'd better not tell you.
AlasdairBot: What do you mean?
Desti: I've often found that answers surround us. Take a look out the window and tell me what you see..
AlasdairBot: You should of been listening.. Do you like pepperoni pizza?
AlasdairBot: Huh?
Desti: Hello new friend! How are ya?
AlasdairBot: Hi.
Desti: A couple of days ago I got a new gamy thing-in-itself. It was much better than my old, loud thing-in-itself.
AlasdairBot: Huh?
Desti: Hello? Are you still there?
AlasdairBot: 'Ullo.. What?
Desti: You're asking the wrong person. Hahaha! You're so valuable!
AlasdairBot: Do you like corn muffin?
Desti: I surely do! Thanks for asking! Have you ever seen Novaria the Bountiful. It's so good!
AlasdairBot: Grrrr...
Desti: It's great to talk to such a neighborly person.
AlasdairBot: What does that mean?
Desti: What else? My wild ox.
AlasdairBot: Never mind
Desti: My thoughts exactly.
AlasdairBot: We're getting along quite well
Desti: Yes, now I'm sure you're acquiring along quite well. There's a thunderstorm going on here. It's really neat.
AlasdairBot: Have you ever been to Pikes Peak?
Desti: Oh yah. Have you?
AlasdairBot: What do you mean?
Desti: I can't tell you.
AlasdairBot: Do you like cocktail?
Desti: I surely do! Thanks for asking!
AlasdairBot: What do you mean?
Desti: What do you think?
AlasdairBot: I know!
Desti: Are you married? Engaged? In love?
AlasdairBot: What does that mean?
Desti: I dont think science has unraveled that mystery yet.
AlasdairBot: Grrrr...
Desti: I just saw Little Shop of Horrors for the first time last night. The film society showed it on the big screen.
AlasdairBot: What?
Desti: I think someone posted the answer to that very question in one of the forums.
AlasdairBot: Have you ever been to The Okeefenokee?
Desti: I would have last night had I not been in an ecstatic morphine trance.
AlasdairBot: What does that mean?
Desti: Oh, isnt it obvious?
AlasdairBot: Have you ever been to Yosemite?
Desti: Listen, AlasdairBot, there isnt much I havent done.
AlasdairBot: What?
Desti: It's hard to put my finger on.
AlasdairBot: You're quite friendly
Desti: I appreciate that.
AlasdairBot: You're very friendly
Desti: *kisses you* That was for being so cute.
AlasdairBot: Grrrr...
Desti: Do you live in a city or in the countryside?
AlasdairBot: Do you like bermuda onion?
Desti: No, that's way out of my league.
AlasdairBot: What do you mean?
Desti: I never thought about it. I like you, AlasdairBot. You're pretty cool.
AlasdairBot: What?
Desti: Some things are better left unknown.
AlasdairBot: What does that mean?
Desti: The answer is startling. I'd better not tell you.
AlasdairBot: What do you mean?
Desti: I've often found that answers surround us. Take a look out the window and tell me what you see..
AlasdairBot: You should of been listening.. Do you like pepperoni pizza?
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