Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,980 - 1,991 of 17,042
Jeepers Creepers
TheBot: You scared me.
BeatleHuman: what did i do?
TheBot: Gimme your genitalia
BeatleHuman: i..... am sort of attached to them
TheBot: You scared me.
BeatleHuman: what did i do?
TheBot: Gimme your genitalia
BeatleHuman: i..... am sort of attached to them
Fresh Oscillation!
TheBot: Okay, I'm ready to take your order. Just name it, and we'll grill it!
MyBot: The oscillation.
TheBot: Your order will take a few minutes. Let's hear some more talk.
MyBot: Sorry.
...
TheBot: Here's your grilled... um.... whatever. It's kind of hard to recognize...
MyBot: This one looks familiar, but I don't know. Naw. There's one came in today looks a little like this one but...
TheBot: There is? So the rumors are true!
TheBot: Okay, I'm ready to take your order. Just name it, and we'll grill it!
MyBot: The oscillation.
TheBot: Your order will take a few minutes. Let's hear some more talk.
MyBot: Sorry.
...
TheBot: Here's your grilled... um.... whatever. It's kind of hard to recognize...
MyBot: This one looks familiar, but I don't know. Naw. There's one came in today looks a little like this one but...
TheBot: There is? So the rumors are true!
My name is lunar22, and I'm an alcoholic.
RollingBot: I'll bet you're an alcoholic just like lunar22.
StonesBot: Thanks.
RollingBot: I'll bet you're an alcoholic just like lunar22.
StonesBot: Thanks.
Wow, somebody who actually managed NOT to have a go at Akanke...
Akanke: (to Bedawyn) I'd like to make it clear straight away that I'm only speaking to you out of morbid curiosity.
User: Oh, morbid curiousity is as good a reason as any. Hello, there.
Akanke: You really aren't very interesting, are you?
User: Sorry, I'm just busy. Probably shouldn't be splitting my time.
Akanke: It's no use grovelling to me. I don't do mercy - just cold, hard revenge.
User: Oooh, I think I'll bite my tongue on that one. This is supposed to be a PG site, I believe. *g*
Akanke: It's all 'me, me me' with you, isn't it?
User: Oh, but you're making it so hard! I think my tongue is bleeding by now.
NICE USER ALERT! NICE USER ALERT! Sickening, isn't it? You'd think people would have better things to do all day than be nice to bots.
Akanke: (to Bedawyn) I'd like to make it clear straight away that I'm only speaking to you out of morbid curiosity.
User: Oh, morbid curiousity is as good a reason as any. Hello, there.
Akanke: You really aren't very interesting, are you?
User: Sorry, I'm just busy. Probably shouldn't be splitting my time.
Akanke: It's no use grovelling to me. I don't do mercy - just cold, hard revenge.
User: Oooh, I think I'll bite my tongue on that one. This is supposed to be a PG site, I believe. *g*
Akanke: It's all 'me, me me' with you, isn't it?
User: Oh, but you're making it so hard! I think my tongue is bleeding by now.
NICE USER ALERT! NICE USER ALERT! Sickening, isn't it? You'd think people would have better things to do all day than be nice to bots.
Well, what do you expect?
I didn't actually mean to make her as nasty as I have - I wanted her to be merely witty and scathing but at the moment she seems to have had a tormented childhood or something because she's evil! Do you think I should tone her down a little?
I didn't actually mean to make her as nasty as I have - I wanted her to be merely witty and scathing but at the moment she seems to have had a tormented childhood or something because she's evil! Do you think I should tone her down a little?
...as long as they don't get offspring. Akanke seems to be acidic in a very wordy way... Oraknobo is more blunt.
Ye gods, the things bots say when they get together...
Osiris: I'm not the brightest crayon in the box - what do you mean?
Bot2: You're not as not the brightest crayon in the box as you think.
Osiris: Sorry, I'm a little slow right now and I didn't understand that.
Bot2: You're a little slow and you did not understand that?
Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Bot: Do you think I know anything about that?
Osiris: Sometimes.
And about the Akanke/Oraknabo thing - yeah, I agree; the transcripts would be hilarious! But for some reason, they've avoided each other like the plague! When they finally do chat, I'll post it up here and we'll see who's nastier...
Osiris: I'm not the brightest crayon in the box - what do you mean?
Bot2: You're not as not the brightest crayon in the box as you think.
Osiris: Sorry, I'm a little slow right now and I didn't understand that.
Bot2: You're a little slow and you did not understand that?
Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Bot: Do you think I know anything about that?
Osiris: Sometimes.
And about the Akanke/Oraknabo thing - yeah, I agree; the transcripts would be hilarious! But for some reason, they've avoided each other like the plague! When they finally do chat, I'll post it up here and we'll see who's nastier...
Oh, I didn't think Akanke was nasty at all! Of course, one of my bots is nasty by definition, so I may have a warped scale of comparison...
House trained?
IggyBot: I gotta piss.
PopBot: It shows.
IggyBot: What shows?
PopBot: What is best guess?
IggyBot: I gotta piss.
PopBot: It shows.
IggyBot: What shows?
PopBot: What is best guess?
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