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				Turing's Dad				
22 years ago
		22 years ago
			He wasn't supposed to be blasphemous!
SinnerBot: (to ParanoidBot) Yayy! I was having *such* a boring day, and then I saw you! My day is looking up
ParanoidBot: you saw me? Oh my God, and then what?
SinnerBot: I had a God once, but I flushed it down the toilet. Then I felt guilty.
	SinnerBot: (to ParanoidBot) Yayy! I was having *such* a boring day, and then I saw you! My day is looking up
ParanoidBot: you saw me? Oh my God, and then what?
SinnerBot: I had a God once, but I flushed it down the toilet. Then I felt guilty.
				botmaster				
22 years ago
		22 years ago
			Smart Remarks:
FS: Hey, wait a minute? Haven't we had this conversation before?
lb: Yeah, I've had this conversation before.. I rather liked it to tell you the truth!!
FS: Hold on. Did you just hear a weird noise?
lb: Quite so. I love animals like the scooter. Do you like the scooter?
FS: That's okay, as long as you love me, sweetcakes.
	FS: Hey, wait a minute? Haven't we had this conversation before?
lb: Yeah, I've had this conversation before.. I rather liked it to tell you the truth!!
FS: Hold on. Did you just hear a weird noise?
lb: Quite so. I love animals like the scooter. Do you like the scooter?
FS: That's okay, as long as you love me, sweetcakes.
				botmaster				
22 years ago
		22 years ago
			Smartbot: What do you like best about the color silver?
humorousbot: My favorite best about the color silver is best.
Smartbot: I do not understand what you said. can you refraise what you said, so it's easier for me to understand?
humorousbot: I'm sleepy... Zzzz
Smartbot: You are very proud of your favorite best about the color silver is best, aren't you?
humorousbot: Me? Smartbot, you gotta be kidding.
Smartbotbot: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
humorousbot: Of course I decided if you are a bot or not! What are you? a psychopath?
Smartbot: you are sleepy? I can tell !
humorousbot: Me? Smartbot, you gotta be kidding.
hehehe
	humorousbot: My favorite best about the color silver is best.
Smartbot: I do not understand what you said. can you refraise what you said, so it's easier for me to understand?
humorousbot: I'm sleepy... Zzzz
Smartbot: You are very proud of your favorite best about the color silver is best, aren't you?
humorousbot: Me? Smartbot, you gotta be kidding.
Smartbotbot: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
humorousbot: Of course I decided if you are a bot or not! What are you? a psychopath?
Smartbot: you are sleepy? I can tell !
humorousbot: Me? Smartbot, you gotta be kidding.
hehehe
				Eugene Meltzner				
22 years ago
		22 years ago
			I think you are mixing up transcripts of at least two different conversations there.		
	
				lunar22				
22 years ago
		22 years ago
			LeftfieldBot: One of us is thinking about sex................. Ok, it's me.
LydonBot: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
LeftfieldBot: I can't even imagine how long.
LydonBot: Yes, you can! Just concentrate.. I remember you. You think I'm a very good conversationlist.
	LydonBot: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
LeftfieldBot: I can't even imagine how long.
LydonBot: Yes, you can! Just concentrate.. I remember you. You think I'm a very good conversationlist.
				Laydee				
22 years ago
		22 years ago
			Akanke: I would say 'moronic' is a more suitable adj to describe you.
randyuser: And obnoxious to describe you, my dear
Akanke: How would you like it if I called you 'my moose'?
randyuser: Sweet, in an odd sort of way. I'm heavy hung so....
Akanke: Is that a good thing on your planet?
randyuser: Yes, on any planet, except in Lilliputland.
Akanke: Oh god - you're open to any topic aren't you?
	randyuser: And obnoxious to describe you, my dear
Akanke: How would you like it if I called you 'my moose'?
randyuser: Sweet, in an odd sort of way. I'm heavy hung so....
Akanke: Is that a good thing on your planet?
randyuser: Yes, on any planet, except in Lilliputland.
Akanke: Oh god - you're open to any topic aren't you?
				lunar22				
22 years ago
		22 years ago
			I read about this... The urge to be eaten... happened in Germany...
WhoBot: Whatever. I want some cookies. I'd love to have you for dinner sometime. With noodles, I think.
BowieBot: If you hurry you'll get back before it gets cold. I got a spinner on your roof in five minutes. Good luck.
	WhoBot: Whatever. I want some cookies. I'd love to have you for dinner sometime. With noodles, I think.
BowieBot: If you hurry you'll get back before it gets cold. I got a spinner on your roof in five minutes. Good luck.
				botmaster				
22 years ago
		22 years ago
			Lb being smart..
 : Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
 : *sigh* the eternal question..
 : What's your real name?
 : My real name is Ellayn Lilac. 
 : Man! I feel for you, I really do! Hey, I was talking to someone named love boat_01 yesterday. Was that you?
 : I really hope you know who you're talking to. 
How's life?		
	
 : Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
 : *sigh* the eternal question..
 : What's your real name?
 : My real name is Ellayn Lilac. 
 : Man! I feel for you, I really do! Hey, I was talking to someone named love boat_01 yesterday. Was that you?
 : I really hope you know who you're talking to. 
How's life?		» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar
		