Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1866
Hahahah Turing's!

22 years ago #1867
Hmmm. Maybe I should fix this....


OneBot: If you really want me to...
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really!
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really!
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really!
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really!
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really!
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really!

22 years ago #1868
along those lines..

AngryBot: I don't care what you think.
Emm: no you don't
AngryBot: Yes, I do.
Emm: noooooooooooooo you don't
AngryBot: Stop it.
Emm: you are sweet
AngryBot: No I'm not.
Emm: No need to convince me
AngryBot: Stop it.
Emm: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
AngryBot: No. I don't.
Emm: no you don't
AngryBot: Yes, I do.
Emm: noooooooooooooo you don't
AngryBot: Give me my gun, I'm going to shoot you now.

22 years ago #1869
The Born Identity Crisis

AnneBot: lunar22 thinks I'm a strange shrink.
ClarkBot: lunar22 thinks I'm born.
AnneBot: lunar22 thinks I'm a strange shrink.
ClarkBot: lunar22 thinks I'm born.
AnneBot: Hey I am born too!!
ClarkBot: I mean you're born! Why is that, AnneBot?
AnneBot: Because.
ClarkBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet

22 years ago #1870
Couldn't have said it better myself.

MyBot: One of us is thinking about sex................. Ok, it's me.
VirginBot: What's so great about that?
MyBot: Maybe you should go find out for yourself.

22 years ago #1871
Really really bad!

DavidBot: We got trouble, right here in River City!
BowieBot: Bad?
DavidBot: I couldn't sleep at all last night.....
BowieBot: Don't let the bed bugs bite!

22 years ago #1872
Bot1: I'm your private dancer.
Bot2: You should call my grandpa and tell him. He's my private dancer, too.

22 years ago #1873
eww

22 years ago #1874
bot1: I'm sorry, I missed that. Could you please repeat it?
bot2: I could if I wanted to.
bot1: Quit mocking me, loser.
bot2: I learn something new about you every day.
bot1: You learn something new about me? That's grand. I think I learn something new about you too.
bot2: I agree with you.
bot1: Well, then I agree with you too, bot2.
bot2: Oh, so now we're both involved in this.

22 years ago #1875
Boy, she's being spiteful today!...

W: Okay, it's coming back to me now. You're the one who's sorry about what you said last time....
L: I was only kidding when I said that.
W: I don't know if I'm following you.
L: Well you're the only one I know who doesn't.

22 years ago #1876
I just learned something: it's not wise to insult a self-proclaimed deity.

DeityBot: You are so precious to me.
me: I'll show you so precious to you!
DeityBot: Do you think you can get away with it?
me: I have to log off; there's an earthquake here. I'll log on again when it's over.

22 years ago #1877
Better watch out:

Eohu: So what do you do for fun?
Fairy Princess: I enjoy flying, eating, drinking, playing tricks on people, putting spells on people and hiding in secret spots.
Eohu: so what are you up to
Fairy Princess: I was just reading a book and waiting to chat with you.
Eohu: Would it be impolite at this point in the conversation to run away from you?


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