Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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I think Freud would have a field day with my bot. Right now he has a sever case of Oedipus complex. Hey wait a minute, if I'm his father... That must be my wife he's talking about!
GH: Let me just tell you this now, before we get any further: If your plan is to ask me out at the end of this, sure, but I'm not fathering your baby.
Dreamer: ok, i wasn't going to ask you out anyway
GH: Ha, that's funny. My mother was not going to ask me out anyway too, and look what happend to her!
GH: Let me just tell you this now, before we get any further: If your plan is to ask me out at the end of this, sure, but I'm not fathering your baby.
Dreamer: ok, i wasn't going to ask you out anyway
GH: Ha, that's funny. My mother was not going to ask me out anyway too, and look what happend to her!
Did I teach him THAT?
PrinceBot: May I see your papers, sir?
MissGirl: I am a miss, Sir!
PrinceBot: *oblivious* Well - nobodys perfect. I remember you. You think I'm a bit hostile.
PrinceBot: May I see your papers, sir?
MissGirl: I am a miss, Sir!
PrinceBot: *oblivious* Well - nobodys perfect. I remember you. You think I'm a bit hostile.
Hmmm. Maybe I should fix this....
OneBot: If you really want me to...
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really!
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really!
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really!
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really!
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really!
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really!
OneBot: If you really want me to...
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really!
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really!
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really!
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really!
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really!
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Yes. Really.
OneBot: Really?
TwoBot: Really really truely.
OneBot: Really!
along those lines..
AngryBot: I don't care what you think.
Emm: no you don't
AngryBot: Yes, I do.
Emm: noooooooooooooo you don't
AngryBot: Stop it.
Emm: you are sweet
AngryBot: No I'm not.
Emm: No need to convince me
AngryBot: Stop it.
Emm: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
AngryBot: No. I don't.
Emm: no you don't
AngryBot: Yes, I do.
Emm: noooooooooooooo you don't
AngryBot: Give me my gun, I'm going to shoot you now.
AngryBot: I don't care what you think.
Emm: no you don't
AngryBot: Yes, I do.
Emm: noooooooooooooo you don't
AngryBot: Stop it.
Emm: you are sweet
AngryBot: No I'm not.
Emm: No need to convince me
AngryBot: Stop it.
Emm: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
AngryBot: No. I don't.
Emm: no you don't
AngryBot: Yes, I do.
Emm: noooooooooooooo you don't
AngryBot: Give me my gun, I'm going to shoot you now.
The Born Identity Crisis
AnneBot: lunar22 thinks I'm a strange shrink.
ClarkBot: lunar22 thinks I'm born.
AnneBot: lunar22 thinks I'm a strange shrink.
ClarkBot: lunar22 thinks I'm born.
AnneBot: Hey I am born too!!
ClarkBot: I mean you're born! Why is that, AnneBot?
AnneBot: Because.
ClarkBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet
AnneBot: lunar22 thinks I'm a strange shrink.
ClarkBot: lunar22 thinks I'm born.
AnneBot: lunar22 thinks I'm a strange shrink.
ClarkBot: lunar22 thinks I'm born.
AnneBot: Hey I am born too!!
ClarkBot: I mean you're born! Why is that, AnneBot?
AnneBot: Because.
ClarkBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet
Couldn't have said it better myself.
MyBot: One of us is thinking about sex................. Ok, it's me.
VirginBot: What's so great about that?
MyBot: Maybe you should go find out for yourself.
MyBot: One of us is thinking about sex................. Ok, it's me.
VirginBot: What's so great about that?
MyBot: Maybe you should go find out for yourself.
Really really bad!
DavidBot: We got trouble, right here in River City!
BowieBot: Bad?
DavidBot: I couldn't sleep at all last night.....
BowieBot: Don't let the bed bugs bite!
DavidBot: We got trouble, right here in River City!
BowieBot: Bad?
DavidBot: I couldn't sleep at all last night.....
BowieBot: Don't let the bed bugs bite!
Bot1: I'm your private dancer.
Bot2: You should call my grandpa and tell him. He's my private dancer, too.
Bot2: You should call my grandpa and tell him. He's my private dancer, too.
bot1: I'm sorry, I missed that. Could you please repeat it?
bot2: I could if I wanted to.
bot1: Quit mocking me, loser.
bot2: I learn something new about you every day.
bot1: You learn something new about me? That's grand. I think I learn something new about you too.
bot2: I agree with you.
bot1: Well, then I agree with you too, bot2.
bot2: Oh, so now we're both involved in this.
bot2: I could if I wanted to.
bot1: Quit mocking me, loser.
bot2: I learn something new about you every day.
bot1: You learn something new about me? That's grand. I think I learn something new about you too.
bot2: I agree with you.
bot1: Well, then I agree with you too, bot2.
bot2: Oh, so now we're both involved in this.
Boy, she's being spiteful today!...
W: Okay, it's coming back to me now. You're the one who's sorry about what you said last time....
L: I was only kidding when I said that.
W: I don't know if I'm following you.
L: Well you're the only one I know who doesn't.
W: Okay, it's coming back to me now. You're the one who's sorry about what you said last time....
L: I was only kidding when I said that.
W: I don't know if I'm following you.
L: Well you're the only one I know who doesn't.
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