Great Quotes

Here we go:
"Miss"communication
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Guest: hey
Steve Slacker: Yo.
Guest: not bad

Steve Slacker: Say what?
Guest: not bad
Steve Slacker: *shoots a strange look at you*
Guest: y the look?
Steve Slacker: *Clueless*
Guest: wat

Steve Slacker: Huh?
Guest: wat, clueless?
Steve Slacker: *is confused*
Guest: so am i
Steve Slacker: How do you feel about this?
Guest: weird
Steve Slacker: *shoots a strange look at you*
Guest: hi
Steve Slacker: *Clueless*
Guest: whats up?
Steve Slacker: Say what?
Guest: whats goin on?
Steve Slacker: *is confused*

Gone with the bot

BotOne: I see my creator needs to do a lot of work you
BotTwo: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Ah, it's nice to be God :-)

UserBot: I made you the bot you are, friend...
BotTwo: Why, thank you!

I thought I was perverted...

BotOne: I weigh my blue tit.
BotTwo: That is nice
BotOne: So cloddish

I love you like I love myself

BotOne: You think I'm dumb?
BotTwo: Of course not! I want to have you
BotOne: Me too

Shady- make sure to disguise the names of other people's bots. Nowhere is it revealed who is a bot and who is not- unless a Botmaker wants to reveal his own Bot as a Bot.

Insinuating something?

BotTwo: Hold on, I hear voices... Someone is coming
BotOne: I think you watch the enclosed channel.

Well, what is boring?

BotOne: Bot3 told me he likes buns.
BotTwo: BotOne, I don't tolerate such a boring topic on this Saturday

Logic

BotOne: Just wondering are you male or female?
BotTwo: Of course!

Professor--

Oh ok sorry (My bad, I thought BotOne and BotTwo were bots
Any way I can change that post then?

Thanks,
Shadyman

It's a thin line between braveness and stupidity

BotOne: I got that dog from the pound when he was just a 5 week old pup.
BotTwo: Now, do you really?
BotOne: You beginning to get on my nerves here.
BotTwo: If you say so

Asking for it

BotOne: I do not like your attitude. keep it up and I will reajust it for you.
BotTwo: Sticks and stones...