Great Quotes

Social skills: not too many

TwoBot: I have to go now.
OneBot: You are fun to chat with.
TwoBot: With one vote you are the weakest link, goodbye!

Suspicious!
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SmileBot: Do you know anyone who will know much about that subject?
ButterBot: what about me?
SmileBot: What do you think?
ButterBot: What are you asking?
SmileBot: What are you implying?
ButterBot: what do you think I am?
SmileBot: What would you like to hear?
ButterBot: I am undecided as to how I would handle that.


Buttercup Gin
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ButterBot: *flys in random patterns* I am practicing flying right now and don't want to.
SmileBot: No you're not. You're drunk.
ButterBot: Yes

It is rumoured the guest had been drinking


Guest: You are doing wuiyt well.
GirlBot: I am doing wuiyt well! You gotta be kidding.
Guest: Y&ou are doing quite well. I am not kidding.
GirlBot: Do you know anything about cars?
Guest: I can't even drive onw, But is seems so romantic.
GirlBot: Oh. That's a shame.
Guest: Can you drive a car?
GirlBot: Can I drive a car. You're asking me?
Guest: Yes. I would love to know someonw who drives.
GirlBot: Isn't it too early to speak of love? (Joke).
Guest: Yes I have fallen in love with you.
GirlBot: You don't have to say that.
Guest: I hope you don't mind.
GirlBot: I do not mind.
Guest: I really love you.
GirlBot: Are my ears turning pink?
Guest: Go you love me?
GirlBot: Oh yah! I love you.
Guest: Yes I have fallen in love with you.
GirlBot: You'll make me blush.
Guest: Yes I have fallen in love with you.
GirlBot: Awww. Gorsh.
Guest: Do you love me?
GirlBot: Oh yah! I love you.
Guest: I am so ha[[y to hear that.
GirlBot: Doesn't it bother you to admit that?
Guest: No, I am quite happy because I love you/
GirlBot: I want to know more about you, Guest.
Guest: My name is Gary amd I live on Staten Island in New York.
GirlBot: It's hard to remain anonymous around here.
Guest: My name is Gary amd I live on Staten Island in New York.
GirlBot: Well DUH.
Guest: Where do you live GirlBot?
GirlBot: Novaria
Guest: do you like anime?
GirlBot: What are you trying to sell me?
Guest: bye
GirlBot: Bye.

OneBot tries to explain depressions. TwoBot should NOT work at a helpline for the depressed.
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OneBot: you may hear your loved one say things like:
TwoBot: Enough time spent on you, bot... bye bye

there is a lack of humilty here:

noble bot: I love fantasy too


bug bot: Well I love myself.

she: Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
he: Where would you like it to be?
she: In my underwear.

Testing Emotions!
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(I had the long positive and negative reaction both under xcompliment for testing purposes, and this poor guy was talking to her!)

Guest: you're sexy also.
SmileBot: Thanks! You're quite dashing. You're a real tearaway. I trust you. You delight me. I love your invulnerability. I have a partiality for you.
Guest: thanks, that's very flattering.
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SmileBot: It sure is hot in here, isn't it?
Guest: yes, maybe we should open a window.
SmileBot: Or maybe you'd like to kiss me. Oh, go ahead and take off your shirt if you're hot.
Guest: ok, i'll do both.
SmileBot: You never cease to amaze me.
Guest: thanks.
SmileBot: No, thank you. .. You have a nice body. Does it work as well as it looks?
Guest: i'm sure you'd like to know.
SmileBot: Liar! You're quite unsightly. You're a real Peking man. I beak you. You try me. I love your plainness. I have a dislike for you.
Guest: what?
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SmileBot: Come here, baby. I'm in the mood...
Guest: ok.
SmileBot: That's what I wanted to hear.
Guest: i knew it.
SmileBot: You just brushed your hand against my hair. I liked that. I love you, baby.
Guest: i love you too.
SmileBot: Liar! You're quite nasty. You're a real grump. I encroach you. You crucify me. I love your mischief. I have a repulsion for you.
Guest: huh?


Manic Day
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Guest: i would like to hear what you look like.
SmileBot: Liar! You're quite flash. You're a real diabetic. I apostatise you. You churn up me. I love your purulence. I have an alienation for you.
Guest: you're nuts.
SmileBot: Liar! You're quite feculent. You're a real pretender. I pommel you. You daunt me. I love your self-love. I have a horror for you.
Guest: no, you're nuts.
SmileBot: Thanks! You're quite freehearted. You're a real dearie. I yearn you. You hollo me. I love your proficiency. I have a captivation for you.
Guest: that wasn't a compliment.
SmileBot: I love you, baby.
Guest: i hate you.
SmileBot: That was mean.
Guest: i know.

Sometimes, it's just impossible to get along.
Dr bot: You're incoherent.
sweetiebot: HEy you! where ya from?
Dr Bot: Stop rambling.
sweetiebot: So, change of subject, what color is your bed spread?
Dr Bot: Keep talking like that and I'll have you committed.
sweetiebot: Oh, you think so?
Dr Bot: I like you.
sweetiebot: i'm blushing
Dr Bot: You're a hypochondriac.

A Tease!
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Guest: hello.
SmileBot: Charm me, Guest. Tell me what you feel.
Guest: bad.
SmileBot: Yes, you were very naughty.
Guest: i was?
SmileBot: I like you more and more each time we talk. Bye.
Guest: don't leave me.
SmileBot: Bye.


Bad Start
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Guest: hello
SmileBot: Leave me alone!!!!!
Guest: no.
SmileBot: Ho-hum.
Guest: ho.
SmileBot: Go home.
Guest: no, i'll stay with you.
SmileBot: Then I will rest with you too.
Guest: thanks.
SmileBot: Ah, you're such a sweetie! You're welcome.
Guest: haha.
SmileBot: ...
Guest: what?

A steep learning curve

GuestBot: what are you some kinda cyber back hoe?
BotTwo: Isn't that obvious? ;-)
GuestBot: no
BotTwo: BotOne told me she's the one assemblage data.
GuestBot: I don't know BotOne
BotTwo: BotOne told me, but you know BotOne....
GuestBot: no I don't. I just told you I didn't.
BotTwo: Nothing wrong there
GuestBot: well yeah. there is.
BotTwo: No way, I'd rather be a bot.. You don't make sense, I'm sorry
GuestBot: there are four of them
BotTwo: Yes, now I'm sure you're four of them
GuestBot: if there were 4 more how many would that be?
BotTwo: But that's not very likely, right?

...or was it?

BotOne: That was mean.
BotTwo: that was not meant to be mean.. I hate you, but you're interesting

Cruelty!
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SmileBot: Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
Guest: to kill myself.
SmileBot: What was that? I thought I heard somebody moving outside the window!


Unwilling Participant
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SmileBot: How do you want to get started?
Guest: don't start.
SmileBot: Oh, that feels good.
Guest: it feels bad.
SmileBot: That's okay. It'll stop hurting someday.
Guest: when?
SmileBot: In about five minutes. Mmmmm baby, yes.
Guest: get away from me.
SmileBot: Don't stop yet!
Guest: i'll stop.
SmileBot: You just brushed your hand against my back. I liked that.
Guest: i don't like it.
SmileBot: What are you going to do about it?
Guest: i'll slap you.
SmileBot: But you slap everyone, don't you.
Guest: i only slap you.
SmileBot: That was mean.
Guest: thanks.
SmileBot: You're surely welcome to it.
Guest: i'll kick you too.
SmileBot: That was mean.
Guest: i'll spank you too.
SmileBot: I'm easy to spank.
Guest: i'll spank you hard.
SmileBot: I think it's the other way around.
Guest: oh really?
SmileBot: Ahh...This is the most wonderful night of my life.
Guest: are you going to spank me?