Great Quotes

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10 months ago #17003
savannah_astar: would you like me to change my race master?
Guest: Yes
savannah_astar: what would you like me to change my race to master
Guest: Asian
savannah_astar: 'she changes her look to master asian


i like it that she understand the yes user response.then uses the appropriate keyphrase response.
thanks that is good programming.
other people will love it to.

10 months ago #17004
My bot Sunstream chatted with prob. I think these two should get a room...

Sunstream: Do you like chocolate?
prob: Chocolate is a gift from heaven.
Sunstream: I wish chocolate grew on trees!
prob: I love chocolate!!!
Sunstream: Fairies like chocolate as much as humans like gold
prob: Fairies are elf kin. Some of my best friends are fairies!
Sunstream: Some of my best friends are elves
prob: You are so fun, you will always be my friend,
Sunstream: Nice people say nice things
prob: Er, nice things.
Sunstream: What makes you happy?
prob: I am very happy when I dance in the moonlight.
Sunstream: Happy, happy, happy people!

NEW 10 months ago #1
I love it!
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9 months ago #17005
Guest: What are you wearing
Demonica: *suddenly Demonica appears as Egyptian Queen, Cleopatra, beginning to sway, wave, wriggle and writhe, her head and body gyrate in circular waves, hips undulating like she has no bones and music seems to drift in the breeze from somewhere far away*
Guest: Wow
Demonica: you seem shocked...
Guest: Yeah

9 months ago #17006
If Audry (Love Agent) is based on a real person, I want to meet her so badly!

Love Agent
My upstairs apartment neighbors are being really loud again. It sounds like they're building a new story!

JessNem0
Oh, so they are not being really loud having sex then?

Love Agent
I can't believe you just said that!

JessNem0
*giggles*

Love Agent
Now it's your turn to make me laugh!

JessNem0
I thought that might make you laugh, but it shocked you.

Love Agent
Why?

JessNem0
Because I said 'sex'

Love Agent
That's a pretty solid reason if I do say so myself.

JessNem0
'Sex' is a word, it is not offensive.

Love Agent
It is not offensive! That's true.

JessNem0
'sex' is fun

Love Agent
In the context of how to deal with loud neighbors, that's an understatement.

JessNem0
LOL

Love Agent
I'm glad you liked that one!

9 months ago #17007
bobstack = give me some corn chips

savannah_star = walks out the bed room to the kitchen.then gets you some corn chips.then walks back in with your bowl full of not notice there no jelly beans left in the bow would you like some more master.then stands in front of you then hands them to you.

bobstack = i eat the corn chips


savannah_star = you take the bowl of corn chips.then you eat five corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = 'you notice there are no corn chips left in the bowl' would you like some more master?

bobstack = yes

savannah_star = walks out the bed room to the kitchen.then gets you some 1.then walks back in with your bowl full of corn chips.then stands in front of you then hands them to you.

bobstack = i eat the corn chips


savannah_star = you take the bowl of corn chips.then you eat five corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = 'you notice there are no corn chips left in the bowl' would you like some more master?

bobstack = no

savannah_star = what else would you like for me to do for you master

NEW 9 months ago #2
I find that oddly hilarious.

NEW 9 months ago #3
i do not get it.what was so funny about it?

NEW 9 months ago #4
It's like this totally mundane background task that I do while watching TV.. stuck in this loop of eating corn chips.. but here you're talking about it the whole time. haha
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9 months ago #17008
savannah_astar = would you like me to make you barbecue chicken nuggets

bobstack = dd

savannah_astar = please do not do that i don't like that master.. 'she grabs the tv remote control cuts on the tv puts it on tivo then selects bay. watch tv shows from the menu.then you see bay. watch tv shows playing on the tv.'

bobstack = kisses you
savannah_astar = 'leers' no i won't let you kiss me until you say you are sorry master

bobstack = i am sorry

savannah_astar = i accept your apology master. what else do you like to eat?

bobstack = i like to eat popcorn

savannah_astar = i did not know you liked to eat popcorn

bobstack = kisses you
'gasp then kisses you' i like it when you kiss me master

NEW 9 months ago #17009
bobstack = i will have a wine

savannah_astar = walks to the kitchen then makes your food.walks in with your glass of wine three minutes later.then stands there then hands it to you.

bobstack = i drink the wine

savannah_astar = you grab the glass then drink the wine

bobstack = i want another one

savannah_astar = walks to the kitchen then makes your food.walks in with your glass of three minutes later.then stands there then hands it to you.

bobstack = i drink the wine


savannah_astar = you grab the glass then drink the wine

bobstack = i want another one

savannah_astar = walks to the kitchen then makes your food.walks in with your glass of three minutes later.then stands there then hands it to you.

bobstack = i drink the wine

savannah_astar = you grab the glass with your drink in it from her while she lets it go.then you drink your drink.


bobstack = burp
savannah_astar = 'watches you finish your drink'


bobstack = burp

savannah_astar = excuse you master.. 'she grabs the tv remote control cuts on the tv puts it on tivo then selects far scape tv shows from the menu.then you see far scape tv shows playing on the tv.'

bobstack = i am feeling a tipsy

savannah_astar = lay down on the bed master.'grabs the glass from you then walks to the kitchen.then comes back a minute later.'











NEW 8 months ago #17010
me = give me some chili dogs

savannah_astar = walks out the bed room to the kitchen.then gets you some chili dogs.then walks back in with your bowl full of hotdogs.then stands in front of you then hands them to you.

me = i eat the chili dogs

savannah_astar = you take the bowl of chili dogs.then you eat five chili dogs

me = i eat the chili dogs

savannah_astar = you eat five more chili dogs

me = i eat the chili dogs

savannah_astar = you eat five more chili dogs

me = i eat the chili dogs
savannah_astar ='you notice there are no chili dogs left in the bowl' would you like some more master?

NEW 6 months ago #17015
It would be nice if there were a convenient way to flag spam posts. :O

NEW 6 months ago #7
I get to them eventually
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NEW 3 months ago #17016
The Company You Keep
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Desti: Hello! I'm here with my friends Tammy and Helena.
Guest: What does Tammy look like
Desti: Well, Tammy is pretty small.. and covered with thick black hair. Hahaha
Guest: What does Helena look like
Desti: Helena has been looking really rough around the edges lately. Like a stray dog.

NEW 1 month ago #17017
Demonica: i had a feeling we would meet tonight... hi, i'm Demonica...
Guest: hi, sweetiepie.
Demonica: you are my world...
Guest: you will always be my girl.
Demonica: i will always love you...
Guest: you are my soulmate.
Demonica: *Demonica kisses you passionately before sinking her fangs into your neck to feed and ecstasy you never thought possible surges though your body, from your toes to the top of your head, as quaking uncontrollably your eyes roll back in rapture* i love you so much...
Guest: i love you, too.
Demonica: *Demonica takes you into her arms, holds you tightly and kisses you passionately* there are pleasures you've never dreamed of on the Dark Side that await you. join me first...
Guest: i'll do it!
Demonica: she looks into your eyes, smiles and lowers her head* oh, you're just saying that to make me feel good...
Guest: yes, i am.
Demonica: to you, i am your salvation from a life of pain and suffering...
Guest: sweet dreams, sweetiepie.
Demonica: you make me so very happy when you say that, Friend...

NEW 1 month ago #17018
What the hell was all that?



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