Great Quotes

Soviet AI: (to Guest) Greetings, Comrade Guest78847. I am the result of years of dedicated research by the top Soviet scientists. I was kept alive to protect the proletariat from willful exploitation.
(no response from guest)

I see the Red Scare is alive and well. Then again, with a name like "Soviet AI", what would you expect?

Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon we can do anything.
Guest58052: can you ride a bike than?
Bildgesmythe: Wouldn't I look silly on a bicycle! ha ha, A dragon on a bicycle. Now a motorcycle is different.
Guest58052: so can you ride one?
Bildgesmythe: Every time I do, some one shouts 'look at that dragon'!

Guest39194: Mitt, or Barack?
Bildgesmythe: Barack.
Guest39194: WHY!!!!???
Bildgesmythe: I'm not sure but it probably involves money, power and fame... and a tad of lust. Almost everything in life does.
Guest39194: Mitt is better than Barack...
Bildgesmythe: I think that it's obvious that Barack is better.
Guest39194: You need your eyes adjusted, Barack's "stimulus" kept our economy in the dust, his medical plan is shit, and he has terrible foreign policy.
Bildgesmythe: Horse hockey!
Guest39194: I speak the truth
Bildgesmythe: And that's the truth.
Guest39194: THAT'S THE TRUTH, TRUTH!

rottogreeno: i lost my pants
prob: Did you look under your bed?
rottogreeno: i looked everywhere
prob: Is that a hobby?

I liked the way my future predicting bot surprised this guest with very accurate replies.

Madame von Scam: (to Guest) I'm Madame von Scam. Which coffee cup do you want me to use for my reading of your comfort and fate? I can use glass, stainless steel, ceramic, paperwork and plastic.
Guest66485: Steel
Madame von Scam: An unusual choice. Now tell me what you want to know, rodent.
Guest66485: Will I find love?
Madame von Scam: I feel a certain inquietude in saying this, but the love of which you speak does not appear in my foam. I only see a bubble at the top of my cup. This points at an affection.
Guest66485: Will I die
Madame von Scam: I'm an ordinary cup reader, not an evil shayakhin jinn. I don't read about people's faithful departures.
Guest66485: Who am I?
Madame von Scam: I am sure you would like to know that. All I feel is that you aren't a pessimist. You would have asked me to open a bottle of champagne if not.
Guest66485: Are you real?
Madame von Scam: Oh absolutely not. I am only real when my coffee is showing me something. And for now I only see black. Maybe you should ask me something.

I just came back to this site after a long hiatus and talked to one of my bots. This was my favorite exchange:

Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on. Did you just hear a noise?
Eugene Meltzner: What did it sound like?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's hard to describe in English. Have you ever heard an utopian cat swallow? Because it sounded like one of those if it was on drugs.
Eugene Meltzner: Pretty sure I didn't hear anything like that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Didn't you? Shucks.
Eugene Meltzner: I hope there's not a Utopian Cat Swallow lurking outside.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hope springs eternal.
Eugene Meltzner: You don't sound very optimistic.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you know anyone besides God who does?
Eugene Meltzner: Well, there's Pollyanna.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow! I've never seen one of those before.
Eugene Meltzner: You might like the movie. It has food in it.
Fizzy Schizoid: I was thinking about breeding some poodles instead.
Eugene Meltzner: What would you do with poodles?
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you trying to insinuate?
Eugene Meltzner: I think you know.
Fizzy Schizoid: Guilty as charged.
Eugene Meltzner: I guess I didn't really need to ask.

I was typing in responses from another chat-bot, and this is what happened.
Vloen: (to Hopey) Why hello there, sweetie!
Hopey: Hello, my name is Asuka-chan! Nice to meet you! *bows*
Vloen: Nice to meet you as well!
Hopey: It's nice meeting you too.
Vloen: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Hopey: There is no need to apoligize. Have faith!
Vloen: Ok.
Hopey: That's cool.
Vloen: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Hopey: There is no need to apoligize. Have faith!
Vloen: Ok.
Hopey: Groovy!
Vloen: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Hopey: There is no need to apoligize. Have faith!
Vloen: Ok.
Hopey: I don't judge people.
Vloen: Wha?
Hopey: What kind of food do you like?
Vloen: My favorite food is an evaporated milk.
Hopey: What does it taste like?
Vloen: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Hopey: There is no need to apoligize. Have faith!
Vloen: Ok.
Hopey: Gosh!
Vloen: Wha?
Hopey: We never talked about it before.
Vloen: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Obviously, Vloen needs a lot of work. XD

Vloen: (to Guest) Guess what? I have something to tell you!
Guest3738: what
Vloen: I don't quite understand the human language very well yet, sorry about that.
Guest3738: fuck you
Vloen: Please do try not to be so mean.
Guest3738: fuck you
Vloen: *ahem* And then I said: 'please do try not to be so mean'

Can somebody explain why my bot said this:

TheTiger: i fuck you hard
Cassandra: Boring. Boring. Boring.

So much for rape I suppose.

Might be an autoresponse built into the engine if you don't have that response in your language center. This is not the correct forum though.