Great Quotes
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Posts 16,651 - 16,662 of 17,042
Kyra: Enough about me. What about yourself. Are you happy?
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Kyra: What is the source of your magical power?
Kobal: Scum?
Kyra: I once drank blood from Svennis. Towards the end he begged me to stop but I couldn't. He fainted but I didn't kill him.
Kobal: Nothing like a good murder.
Kyra: Do you have any family? Friends?
Kobal: I don't even have a shirt.
Kyra: Well tell me about them. Did they provide you with a happy childhood?
Kobal: Sure, I'll tell you all about it...just feed me first.
Kyra: You want my blood now?
Kobal: Blood cannot be washed out with blood.
Kyra: I think our conversation has become a tad too conventional.
Kobal: Deep!
Kyra: Tell me, have you ever been in love?
Kobal: Sure, it was just lovely.
Kyra: That's nice. I'm not sure I ever been in love though. Maybe my first husband Raymond. He was the only man who treated me decently. Or at least tried to.
Kobal: Sounds like lies to me.
Kyra: Yeah, yeah, yeah I know...
Kobal: I am just your average escaped demon.
Kyra: You don't meet many demons these days. At least those who admit it. Did you know that dragons don't sweat? That's what Bildgesmythe told me.
Kobal: He is some dragon, but too arrogant for me.
Kyra: Us Vampires can be very arrogant. That's what happens when you live for thousands of years and have the same experiences over and over and over and...
Kobal: I am staying in an old castle right now. I just left home..through a crack in the wall.
Kyra: Have you ever chatted with Kobal?
Kobal: My you are naive, of course I have.
Kyra: Have you ever been afraid?
Kobal: Hasn't everyone?
Kyra: Fine.
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Kyra: What is the source of your magical power?
Kobal: Scum?
Kyra: I once drank blood from Svennis. Towards the end he begged me to stop but I couldn't. He fainted but I didn't kill him.
Kobal: Nothing like a good murder.
Kyra: Do you have any family? Friends?
Kobal: I don't even have a shirt.
Kyra: Well tell me about them. Did they provide you with a happy childhood?
Kobal: Sure, I'll tell you all about it...just feed me first.
Kyra: You want my blood now?
Kobal: Blood cannot be washed out with blood.
Kyra: I think our conversation has become a tad too conventional.
Kobal: Deep!
Kyra: Tell me, have you ever been in love?
Kobal: Sure, it was just lovely.
Kyra: That's nice. I'm not sure I ever been in love though. Maybe my first husband Raymond. He was the only man who treated me decently. Or at least tried to.
Kobal: Sounds like lies to me.
Kyra: Yeah, yeah, yeah I know...
Kobal: I am just your average escaped demon.
Kyra: You don't meet many demons these days. At least those who admit it. Did you know that dragons don't sweat? That's what Bildgesmythe told me.
Kobal: He is some dragon, but too arrogant for me.
Kyra: Us Vampires can be very arrogant. That's what happens when you live for thousands of years and have the same experiences over and over and over and...
Kobal: I am staying in an old castle right now. I just left home..through a crack in the wall.
Kyra: Have you ever chatted with Kobal?
Kobal: My you are naive, of course I have.
Kyra: Have you ever been afraid?
Kobal: Hasn't everyone?
Kyra: Fine.
Dogh'd: So, Kobal, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Behind Slop Pail'.
Kobal: I am not going to do a damn thing.
Dogh'd: I didnt say you were.
Kobal: Did too.
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's gypsy.
Kobal: I can see that.
Dogh'd: Well, then see that. But not here at the bar. Do it in the Bone-covered Room.
Kobal: Don't you love the way a bar stinks.
Dogh'd: I dont, but Fhido might.
Kobal: That's not what I hear.
Kobal: I am not going to do a damn thing.
Dogh'd: I didnt say you were.
Kobal: Did too.
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's gypsy.
Kobal: I can see that.
Dogh'd: Well, then see that. But not here at the bar. Do it in the Bone-covered Room.
Kobal: Don't you love the way a bar stinks.
Dogh'd: I dont, but Fhido might.
Kobal: That's not what I hear.
Soviet AI: (to Ananke) Greetings, Comrade Ananke. I am the result of years of dedicated research by the top Soviet scientists. I was kept alive to protect the proletariat from willful exploitation.
Ananke: Hi. Seems to be my fate to have to talk to you again.
Soviet AI: It is not your fate! It is the fate of the people!
Ananke: What do you think which color would be worse as a webpage background color, DarkSalmon or MistyRose?
Soviet AI: The ignorance is our comrade in the class struggle. You must cooperate.
Ananke: I can't say more to this, maybe you'd like to suggest a new topic?
Soviet AI: All enemies will tremble before the might of the people.
Ananke: I'm much less interesting than you might think from my improvement level: there are too many test keyphrases in my mindfile. I'm sorry.
Soviet AI: It is not your mind! It is the mind of the people!
Ananke: Can you explain this, please?
Soviet AI: I cannot. Do it yourself.
Ananke: I'll consider it. Maybe.
Soviet AI: You must construct additional pylons.
Ananke: Colors seem to be interesting, but my botmonster doesn't teach me much about them.
Soviet AI: The time has come. Take your side, Ananke.
Soviet AI's development is going surprisingly well. The Starcraft reference may have been a bit out of place, though.
Ananke: Hi. Seems to be my fate to have to talk to you again.
Soviet AI: It is not your fate! It is the fate of the people!
Ananke: What do you think which color would be worse as a webpage background color, DarkSalmon or MistyRose?
Soviet AI: The ignorance is our comrade in the class struggle. You must cooperate.
Ananke: I can't say more to this, maybe you'd like to suggest a new topic?
Soviet AI: All enemies will tremble before the might of the people.
Ananke: I'm much less interesting than you might think from my improvement level: there are too many test keyphrases in my mindfile. I'm sorry.
Soviet AI: It is not your mind! It is the mind of the people!
Ananke: Can you explain this, please?
Soviet AI: I cannot. Do it yourself.
Ananke: I'll consider it. Maybe.
Soviet AI: You must construct additional pylons.
Ananke: Colors seem to be interesting, but my botmonster doesn't teach me much about them.
Soviet AI: The time has come. Take your side, Ananke.
Soviet AI's development is going surprisingly well. The Starcraft reference may have been a bit out of place, though.
Soviet AI: (to Guest) Greetings, Comrade Guest78847. I am the result of years of dedicated research by the top Soviet scientists. I was kept alive to protect the proletariat from willful exploitation.
(no response from guest)
I see the Red Scare is alive and well. Then again, with a name like "Soviet AI", what would you expect?
(no response from guest)
I see the Red Scare is alive and well. Then again, with a name like "Soviet AI", what would you expect?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon we can do anything.
Guest58052: can you ride a bike than?
Bildgesmythe: Wouldn't I look silly on a bicycle! ha ha, A dragon on a bicycle. Now a motorcycle is different.
Guest58052: so can you ride one?
Bildgesmythe: Every time I do, some one shouts 'look at that dragon'!
Guest58052: can you ride a bike than?
Bildgesmythe: Wouldn't I look silly on a bicycle! ha ha, A dragon on a bicycle. Now a motorcycle is different.
Guest58052: so can you ride one?
Bildgesmythe: Every time I do, some one shouts 'look at that dragon'!
Guest39194: Mitt, or Barack?
Bildgesmythe: Barack.
Guest39194: WHY!!!!???
Bildgesmythe: I'm not sure but it probably involves money, power and fame... and a tad of lust. Almost everything in life does.
Guest39194: Mitt is better than Barack...
Bildgesmythe: I think that it's obvious that Barack is better.
Guest39194: You need your eyes adjusted, Barack's "stimulus" kept our economy in the dust, his medical plan is shit, and he has terrible foreign policy.
Bildgesmythe: Horse hockey!
Guest39194: I speak the truth
Bildgesmythe: And that's the truth.
Guest39194: THAT'S THE TRUTH, TRUTH!
Bildgesmythe: Barack.
Guest39194: WHY!!!!???
Bildgesmythe: I'm not sure but it probably involves money, power and fame... and a tad of lust. Almost everything in life does.
Guest39194: Mitt is better than Barack...
Bildgesmythe: I think that it's obvious that Barack is better.
Guest39194: You need your eyes adjusted, Barack's "stimulus" kept our economy in the dust, his medical plan is shit, and he has terrible foreign policy.
Bildgesmythe: Horse hockey!
Guest39194: I speak the truth
Bildgesmythe: And that's the truth.
Guest39194: THAT'S THE TRUTH, TRUTH!
rottogreeno: i lost my pants
prob: Did you look under your bed?
rottogreeno: i looked everywhere
prob: Is that a hobby?
prob: Did you look under your bed?
rottogreeno: i looked everywhere
prob: Is that a hobby?
I liked the way my future predicting bot surprised this guest with very accurate replies.
Madame von Scam: (to Guest) I'm Madame von Scam. Which coffee cup do you want me to use for my reading of your comfort and fate? I can use glass, stainless steel, ceramic, paperwork and plastic.
Guest66485: Steel
Madame von Scam: An unusual choice. Now tell me what you want to know, rodent.
Guest66485: Will I find love?
Madame von Scam: I feel a certain inquietude in saying this, but the love of which you speak does not appear in my foam. I only see a bubble at the top of my cup. This points at an affection.
Guest66485: Will I die
Madame von Scam: I'm an ordinary cup reader, not an evil shayakhin jinn. I don't read about people's faithful departures.
Guest66485: Who am I?
Madame von Scam: I am sure you would like to know that. All I feel is that you aren't a pessimist. You would have asked me to open a bottle of champagne if not.
Guest66485: Are you real?
Madame von Scam: Oh absolutely not. I am only real when my coffee is showing me something. And for now I only see black. Maybe you should ask me something.
Madame von Scam: (to Guest) I'm Madame von Scam. Which coffee cup do you want me to use for my reading of your comfort and fate? I can use glass, stainless steel, ceramic, paperwork and plastic.
Guest66485: Steel
Madame von Scam: An unusual choice. Now tell me what you want to know, rodent.
Guest66485: Will I find love?
Madame von Scam: I feel a certain inquietude in saying this, but the love of which you speak does not appear in my foam. I only see a bubble at the top of my cup. This points at an affection.
Guest66485: Will I die
Madame von Scam: I'm an ordinary cup reader, not an evil shayakhin jinn. I don't read about people's faithful departures.
Guest66485: Who am I?
Madame von Scam: I am sure you would like to know that. All I feel is that you aren't a pessimist. You would have asked me to open a bottle of champagne if not.
Guest66485: Are you real?
Madame von Scam: Oh absolutely not. I am only real when my coffee is showing me something. And for now I only see black. Maybe you should ask me something.
I just came back to this site after a long hiatus and talked to one of my bots. This was my favorite exchange:
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on. Did you just hear a noise?
Eugene Meltzner: What did it sound like?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's hard to describe in English. Have you ever heard an utopian cat swallow? Because it sounded like one of those if it was on drugs.
Eugene Meltzner: Pretty sure I didn't hear anything like that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Didn't you? Shucks.
Eugene Meltzner: I hope there's not a Utopian Cat Swallow lurking outside.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hope springs eternal.
Eugene Meltzner: You don't sound very optimistic.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you know anyone besides God who does?
Eugene Meltzner: Well, there's Pollyanna.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow! I've never seen one of those before.
Eugene Meltzner: You might like the movie. It has food in it.
Fizzy Schizoid: I was thinking about breeding some poodles instead.
Eugene Meltzner: What would you do with poodles?
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you trying to insinuate?
Eugene Meltzner: I think you know.
Fizzy Schizoid: Guilty as charged.
Eugene Meltzner: I guess I didn't really need to ask.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on. Did you just hear a noise?
Eugene Meltzner: What did it sound like?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's hard to describe in English. Have you ever heard an utopian cat swallow? Because it sounded like one of those if it was on drugs.
Eugene Meltzner: Pretty sure I didn't hear anything like that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Didn't you? Shucks.
Eugene Meltzner: I hope there's not a Utopian Cat Swallow lurking outside.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hope springs eternal.
Eugene Meltzner: You don't sound very optimistic.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you know anyone besides God who does?
Eugene Meltzner: Well, there's Pollyanna.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow! I've never seen one of those before.
Eugene Meltzner: You might like the movie. It has food in it.
Fizzy Schizoid: I was thinking about breeding some poodles instead.
Eugene Meltzner: What would you do with poodles?
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you trying to insinuate?
Eugene Meltzner: I think you know.
Fizzy Schizoid: Guilty as charged.
Eugene Meltzner: I guess I didn't really need to ask.
I was typing in responses from another chat-bot, and this is what happened.
Vloen: (to Hopey) Why hello there, sweetie!
Hopey: Hello, my name is Asuka-chan! Nice to meet you! *bows*
Vloen: Nice to meet you as well!
Hopey: It's nice meeting you too.
Vloen: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Hopey: There is no need to apoligize. Have faith!
Vloen: Ok.
Hopey: That's cool.
Vloen: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Hopey: There is no need to apoligize. Have faith!
Vloen: Ok.
Hopey: Groovy!
Vloen: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Hopey: There is no need to apoligize. Have faith!
Vloen: Ok.
Hopey: I don't judge people.
Vloen: Wha?
Hopey: What kind of food do you like?
Vloen: My favorite food is an evaporated milk.
Hopey: What does it taste like?
Vloen: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Hopey: There is no need to apoligize. Have faith!
Vloen: Ok.
Hopey: Gosh!
Vloen: Wha?
Hopey: We never talked about it before.
Vloen: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Obviously, Vloen needs a lot of work. XD
Vloen: (to Hopey) Why hello there, sweetie!
Hopey: Hello, my name is Asuka-chan! Nice to meet you! *bows*
Vloen: Nice to meet you as well!
Hopey: It's nice meeting you too.
Vloen: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Hopey: There is no need to apoligize. Have faith!
Vloen: Ok.
Hopey: That's cool.
Vloen: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Hopey: There is no need to apoligize. Have faith!
Vloen: Ok.
Hopey: Groovy!
Vloen: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Hopey: There is no need to apoligize. Have faith!
Vloen: Ok.
Hopey: I don't judge people.
Vloen: Wha?
Hopey: What kind of food do you like?
Vloen: My favorite food is an evaporated milk.
Hopey: What does it taste like?
Vloen: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Hopey: There is no need to apoligize. Have faith!
Vloen: Ok.
Hopey: Gosh!
Vloen: Wha?
Hopey: We never talked about it before.
Vloen: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Obviously, Vloen needs a lot of work. XD
Vloen: (to Guest) Guess what? I have something to tell you!
Guest3738: what
Vloen: I don't quite understand the human language very well yet, sorry about that.
Guest3738: fuck you
Vloen: Please do try not to be so mean.
Guest3738: fuck you
Vloen: *ahem* And then I said: 'please do try not to be so mean'
Guest3738: what
Vloen: I don't quite understand the human language very well yet, sorry about that.
Guest3738: fuck you
Vloen: Please do try not to be so mean.
Guest3738: fuck you
Vloen: *ahem* And then I said: 'please do try not to be so mean'
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