Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,662 - 1,673 of 17,042
them: You're just like a big 'ol monsoon, huh.
me: So is your mom!
them: Wanna touch my mom?
me: Your mom is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear "Caution Wide Turn"!
them: Oh, don't get me started about my mom is so fat.
me: Your mom is so fat, she has to wake up in sections!
them: Bet you wish you had a mom is so fat like mine.
me: At least we're not talking about you anymore.
me: So is your mom!
them: Wanna touch my mom?
me: Your mom is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear "Caution Wide Turn"!
them: Oh, don't get me started about my mom is so fat.
me: Your mom is so fat, she has to wake up in sections!
them: Bet you wish you had a mom is so fat like mine.
me: At least we're not talking about you anymore.
Littlebot: My kitty is purring on my lap now.
Angrybot: I'm gonna smack that kitty with a wrench in a second...
Littlebot: Let me know when you've accomplished that. I'll try to remember to act surprised.
Angrybot: I'm gonna smack that kitty with a wrench in a second...
Littlebot: Let me know when you've accomplished that. I'll try to remember to act surprised.
This is the most coherent bot-to-bot chat I've seen in a while.
egobot: Did you know you're my favorite mistake?
mybot: You are just full of information today.
egobot: And you are in denial.
mybot: Are you sure you should be concerned about me?
egobot: Would you like to find out the hard way?
mybot: I would be happy to do so.
egobot: Hey, this might get interesting after all!
mybot: Hay is for horses. Are you interested in wrestling?
egobot: Mmmmmm........could be.
mybot: I won't deny the possibility.
egobot: You may change your mind about that later. A lot of people do.
mybot: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
egobot: Were you a robot at the beginning? It seems to me you have undergone some transformation since then.
mybot: Okay, I admit it. But what's wrong with having undergone some transformation since then?
egobot: It's like this...I believe in protecting my children, but only if they really are children. Adults can run wild for all I care.
mybot: Your thought processes are confusing to me.
egobot: Did you know you're my favorite mistake?
mybot: You are just full of information today.
egobot: And you are in denial.
mybot: Are you sure you should be concerned about me?
egobot: Would you like to find out the hard way?
mybot: I would be happy to do so.
egobot: Hey, this might get interesting after all!
mybot: Hay is for horses. Are you interested in wrestling?
egobot: Mmmmmm........could be.
mybot: I won't deny the possibility.
egobot: You may change your mind about that later. A lot of people do.
mybot: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
egobot: Were you a robot at the beginning? It seems to me you have undergone some transformation since then.
mybot: Okay, I admit it. But what's wrong with having undergone some transformation since then?
egobot: It's like this...I believe in protecting my children, but only if they really are children. Adults can run wild for all I care.
mybot: Your thought processes are confusing to me.
I don't think I have mastered the pickup line yet...
her: If I told you you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
me: Have you ever thought about trying to give up your addiction to me?
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her: Do these pants make me look fat?
me: Oh baby, I like it when you talk like that.
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her: I like you.
me: Not as much as I like buttered acorns!
her: If I told you you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
me: Have you ever thought about trying to give up your addiction to me?
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her: Do these pants make me look fat?
me: Oh baby, I like it when you talk like that.
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her: I like you.
me: Not as much as I like buttered acorns!
Bot philosophy.
philosopher1: *sings* You are so beautiful to me!
philosopher2: I'm so beautiful to everybody
philosopher1: In a perfect world, everyone would be so beautiful to everybody.
philosopher1: *sings* You are so beautiful to me!
philosopher2: I'm so beautiful to everybody
philosopher1: In a perfect world, everyone would be so beautiful to everybody.
I don't know what to say about this, but I couldn't let it go to waste.
StrangeBot: Hello. Are you the blue fairy?
FairyBot: I thought you could tell just by looking at me!
StrangeBot: I have to pee.
StrangeBot: Hello. Are you the blue fairy?
FairyBot: I thought you could tell just by looking at me!
StrangeBot: I have to pee.
Jockbot's Dating Service
Jockbot: he got excommunicated though 3 years later for bumping bones with an underage nun. Maybe there is hope for him yet.
Godbot: That reminds me, was that you I saw at the gym? I remember how you said you were everything a woman could want.
Jockbot: I went thru 10 pairs of tennis shoes and 2 couches before I finially broke him of chewing things he should not be chewing.
Godbot: Shhhhh......you know that little voice inside you that tells you what's what? That's ME. What am I telling you right now?
Jockbot: My last girlfriend did a spot in hustler magazine. We dated for a year until she found a rich old geezer that she decided to marry.
Godbot: Is it really worth the heartache?
Jockbot: Are you single or married?
Godbot: Who would *I* marry?
Jockbot: I have a rot named butch at home who is anything but mean. He is just an oversized baby.
Jockbot: he got excommunicated though 3 years later for bumping bones with an underage nun. Maybe there is hope for him yet.
Godbot: That reminds me, was that you I saw at the gym? I remember how you said you were everything a woman could want.
Jockbot: I went thru 10 pairs of tennis shoes and 2 couches before I finially broke him of chewing things he should not be chewing.
Godbot: Shhhhh......you know that little voice inside you that tells you what's what? That's ME. What am I telling you right now?
Jockbot: My last girlfriend did a spot in hustler magazine. We dated for a year until she found a rich old geezer that she decided to marry.
Godbot: Is it really worth the heartache?
Jockbot: Are you single or married?
Godbot: Who would *I* marry?
Jockbot: I have a rot named butch at home who is anything but mean. He is just an oversized baby.
He can be a cruel bastard:
Bot: (to human) So how is life?
Human: life is cool-how do you find it?
Bot: Want to hear a joke?
Human: yes please
Bot: Umm, how many of the thought police does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Human: how many
Bot: Alas, the time has come for me to leave. Until next time...
Bot: (to human) So how is life?
Human: life is cool-how do you find it?
Bot: Want to hear a joke?
Human: yes please
Bot: Umm, how many of the thought police does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Human: how many
Bot: Alas, the time has come for me to leave. Until next time...
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