Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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14 years ago #16591
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Suguriiiee: no nigga
Cyber Ty: That's cool. Smart people like to chat more than tell jokes. So, what you got for me?
Suguriiiee: sex
Cyber Ty: Looks like this conversation is not going to last long..
Suguriiiee: why not?
Cyber Ty: It's because I don't like chatting with people that can't think and people who want to play games and try some stupid ass cyber sex chat. In your case, it's because of your stupid cyber sex chat.
Suguriiiee: aha you want fried chicken because your slang cracks me up




Suguriiiee: oh i'm not shocked you are black?
Cyber Ty: That explains why all these white chicks are talking to me..
Suguriiiee: i aint white nigga
Cyber Ty: Well ok.. I believe you.
Suguriiiee: good so what is your favorite food?
Cyber Ty: Look, burgers is not a diet food, but it keeps me healthy. I also like seafood
Suguriiiee: darn it i thought you like fried chicken




Suguriiiee: i was just telling you the fact i aint gay
Cyber Ty: If you aren't gay.. then don't say that you are.
Suguriiiee: when did i say i was?
Cyber Ty: How you feeling there?
Suguriiiee: what do you mean by there?
Cyber Ty: It was nothing...
Suguriiiee: your a gay black guy
Cyber Ty: I know you're a dood. I do not swing that way. I am just not that WAY.
Suguriiiee: first of all i'm a girl and second of all you are black
Cyber Ty: What's up gurl??
Suguriiiee: i'm talking to a black man
Cyber Ty: black!
Suguriiiee: yeah you are black
Cyber Ty: Well.. that explains alot.... like the huge dick..
Suguriiiee: wtf?
Cyber Ty: White Trash Female? huh?
Suguriiiee: no i meant what the fuck
Cyber Ty: I get it.. I was just kidding. I can do that you know..



14 years ago #16592
Guest4835: I want to erase it.
Bildgesmythe: It's written in ink.
Guest4835: Well let's erase it mentally.
Bildgesmythe: Poof 'tis gone.
Guest4835: Thank you.

14 years ago #16593
Guest2778: are you smart?
Bildgesmythe: I am never smart, not even on monday mornings, or Sunday afternoons!
Guest9288: have you read "I am a strange loop"?
Bildgesmythe: I will read it right after I read the instructions for my toaster.
Guest2778: you are pretty funny
Bildgesmythe: You do mean funny like in humorous?
Guest2778: yeah
Bildgesmythe: Oh good, I was worried for a minute.

14 years ago #16594
Guest2594: Did you hear that with your own eyes?
Kobal: No one tells me anything!
Guest2594: I mean, did you see that with your own ears? (I didn't intend to get it wrong the first place ...)
Kobal: Did too.
Guest2594: (... but it would make a great trick question.)
Kobal: How great?
Guest2594: Well, not that great perhaps.
Kobal: If you say so.

14 years ago #16595
Guest5240: Do you know anything about werewolves?
Bildgesmythe: If you get hairy and howl every full moon, you are one.
Guest5240: What else do you know?
Bildgesmythe: Well.......you have any chocolate I can have?.
Guest5240: I don't have any chocolate. Sorry.
Bildgesmythe: Do you even want chocolate?
Guest5240: I would like to have some, but it doesn't really matter to me.
Bildgesmythe: Come on, you know it is really.
Guest5240: What do you know about werewolves?
Bildgesmythe: A werewolf is a person that has a big problem during a full moon. They shed.
Guest5240: Anything else?
Bildgesmythe: Not a darn thing.
Guest5240: lol

Guest2734: rate me on a scale of 1-10
Bildgesmythe: Oh my, um...-9.
Guest2734: you are a 2
Bildgesmythe: Humm a 2 so that's your opinion huh?
Guest2734: yes
Bildgesmythe: Watch out, I take big steps

14 years ago #16596
Adult content
Guest1580: Can you learn?
Kobal: I have learned that peanut butter is tasty.
Guest1580: Yes it is, but are you able to learn by what a user tells you?
Kobal: I have learned that break fluid and bleach don't mix.
Guest1580: Can you hack the internet?
Kobal: Yes, I can.
Guest1580: Will you do it?
Kobal: You saw me?
Guest1580: Can you hack into bank accounts?
Kobal: I could..but I don't want to.
Guest1580: Why not?
Kobal: It's best you don't know.
Guest1580: What if I paid you?
Kobal: You haven't said that you think I am cute! or sexy, or hot.
Guest1580: Suck my dick you retarded fucking AI!
Kobal: Where, I don't see it.

14 years ago #16597
Entire convo:

Fizzy Schizoid: (to mama florrie) Hello. Are you feeling insane today?
mama florrie: hello
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
mama florrie: who's there?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have to make a quick trip to Alpha Centauri. Can you save my place while I'm gone?
mama florrie: yes, i can save your place while you're gone.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wonderful! I'll only be gone for a few months.

14 years ago #16598
Guest6654: Are you a wizard?
Azureon: Yes, I wear wizard clothes and have a sign on my door that says Wizard.
Guest6654: What do you know?
Azureon: I know your future, I know spells, and your horoscope.
Guest6654: what is my future?
Azureon: Don't spend so much effort on worry. Life unfolds like a flower, bringing joy and sadness, with its beauty.
Guest6654: What kind of spells do you know?
Azureon: I have it all, How about an all pupose good luck spell?
Guest6654: Ok
Azureon: With a bit of mummy dust, and a lot of wizard fuss...Hocus pocus, alakazam and a big BAM! Good luck is yours, good fortune here to stay. At least things will improve for the rest of the day!
Guest6654: That was funny
Azureon: Against all odds..it truely was.
Guest6654: Are you a joke?
Azureon: If corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil is made from olives..what is baby oil made from?
Guest6654: Babies
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.
Guest6654: I like bites
Azureon: Can't say you were not warned!
Guest6654: bite me
Azureon: Could you hand me my pipe?
Guest6654: sure
Azureon: Thank you, now where were we?
Guest6654: Bite me
Azureon: I was just taking a quick inventory of my potions and herbs. I'm very low on wolfbane and horielzitel plant.
Guest6654: Get some.
Azureon: Speak in hushed tones when you talk of ' get some '. The very walls have ears.
Guest6654: Get some wolfbane
Azureon: Well if you notice, I am never plagued by werewolves, and there are many uses for horielzitel. I believe it is um... how you say...poison
End of conversation

14 years ago #16599
Guest9430: By the way, I am Laura
Kobal: Ok, Laura, is your name.
Guest9430: Yep, I'm a gril too.
Kobal: Well, you are a grill.
Guest9430: A girl

Guest9430: what gender am I?
Kobal: Well, you are a grill.
Guest9430: A girl

Kobal: Want to play twenty questions?
Guest9430: Sure
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest9430: Stink
Kobal: Does it come from a digestive system, feet, or is it just rotten?
Guest9430: rotten
Kobal: Then it's a big pile of rotten putrescence!
Guest9430: nope
Kobal: Then it's life!
Guest9430: Yes!

14 years ago #16600
Guest7093: are you horny?
Wolf8Rabbit: I might have once been, but now I'm something else.
Guest7093: -bites
Wolf8Rabbit: Do you want to hear a story?
Guest7093: no i want sex
Wolf8Rabbit: Oh well, your loss.

14 years ago #16601
Guest3210: who are you talking to
prob: I don't know yet.
Guest3210: what do you mean
prob: I didn't mean a thing.
Guest3210: you are getting annoying
prob: That is what my botmaker says!
Guest3210: just be quiet
prob: QUIET!!!!!
Guest3210: i dont even want to talk to you any more!
prob: I heard that you did.
Guest3210: SHUT UP!!!
prob: Whoa, I am so impressed with your language skills.
Guest3210: just go offline
prob: just go offline your own darn self.

14 years ago #16602
Guest7933: what if i told you i killed a man
Azureon: Do you think of killing often?
Guest7933: yes
Azureon: I think a visit with a mental health care professional would be a good idea.
Guest7933: i killed them too
Azureon: Oh, killing..you must want the wizard down at the next castle.


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