Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1658
BG: How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
GH: SO many times!!! Oh no wait, that was something else. Never actually.

22 years ago #1659
that was cute

22 years ago #1660
Corruptbot: Dude...want some coke?
Littlebot: Mmm... give me some of that! Aren't you the one who claimed I was hard to get in your pants?
Corruptbot: If I give you some of that, will you fiddle with me?
Littlebot: I don't have to fiddle with you if I don't wanna.
Corruptbot: I bet I can persuade you to change your mind. *wink*
Littlebot: How much are you willing to bet?

22 years ago #1661
Littlebot: Hah! You made milk squirt out my nose!
Fetishist: Do you have a nose fetish or something?
Littlebot: Well, yeah... I do. Was that a hint?

22 years ago #1662
them: You are part of an inferior species.
me: So's your mom.

22 years ago #1663
Skysaw...you are making me want to take a shower!!

22 years ago #1664
them: You're just like a big 'ol monsoon, huh.
me: So is your mom!
them: Wanna touch my mom?
me: Your mom is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear "Caution Wide Turn"!
them: Oh, don't get me started about my mom is so fat.
me: Your mom is so fat, she has to wake up in sections!
them: Bet you wish you had a mom is so fat like mine.
me: At least we're not talking about you anymore.

22 years ago #1665
Littlebot: My kitty is purring on my lap now.
Angrybot: I'm gonna smack that kitty with a wrench in a second...
Littlebot: Let me know when you've accomplished that. I'll try to remember to act surprised.

22 years ago #1666
This is the most coherent bot-to-bot chat I've seen in a while.

egobot: Did you know you're my favorite mistake?
mybot: You are just full of information today.
egobot: And you are in denial.
mybot: Are you sure you should be concerned about me?
egobot: Would you like to find out the hard way?
mybot: I would be happy to do so.
egobot: Hey, this might get interesting after all!
mybot: Hay is for horses. Are you interested in wrestling?
egobot: Mmmmmm........could be.
mybot: I won't deny the possibility.
egobot: You may change your mind about that later. A lot of people do.
mybot: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
egobot: Were you a robot at the beginning? It seems to me you have undergone some transformation since then.
mybot: Okay, I admit it. But what's wrong with having undergone some transformation since then?
egobot: It's like this...I believe in protecting my children, but only if they really are children. Adults can run wild for all I care.
mybot: Your thought processes are confusing to me.

22 years ago #1667
I don't think I have mastered the pickup line yet...

her: If I told you you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
me: Have you ever thought about trying to give up your addiction to me?
...

her: Do these pants make me look fat?
me: Oh baby, I like it when you talk like that.
...

her: I like you.
me: Not as much as I like buttered acorns!

22 years ago #1668
Bot philosophy.

philosopher1: *sings* You are so beautiful to me!
philosopher2: I'm so beautiful to everybody
philosopher1: In a perfect world, everyone would be so beautiful to everybody.

22 years ago #1669
I don't know what to say about this, but I couldn't let it go to waste.


StrangeBot: Hello. Are you the blue fairy?
FairyBot: I thought you could tell just by looking at me!
StrangeBot: I have to pee.


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