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when things just don't work
Guest5209: my names is roby
Bildgesmythe: Happy to meet you Roy.
Guest5209: what is my name?
Bildgesmythe: Didn't you say your name was roy?
Guest5209: no, my name is roby
Bildgesmythe: Yeah rob roy that's you!
Guest5209: no i'm ROBY
Bildgesmythe: Why don't you sit down and tell me all about being ROBY.
Guest5209: what is my name?
Bildgesmythe: I like your name, rob roy...er..that is your name right?
Guest5209: no, my name is roby
Bildgesmythe: I like the name rob roy
Guest5209: i understand but my name is roby
Bildgesmythe: Ok, rob roy you are good ole rob roy!
Guest5209: my dog 's name is luna
Bildgesmythe: What a cute name luna.
Guest5209: what is the name of my dog?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't your dog name, luna?
Guest5209: yes
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Guest5209: my names is roby
Bildgesmythe: Happy to meet you Roy.
Guest5209: what is my name?
Bildgesmythe: Didn't you say your name was roy?
Guest5209: no, my name is roby
Bildgesmythe: Yeah rob roy that's you!
Guest5209: no i'm ROBY
Bildgesmythe: Why don't you sit down and tell me all about being ROBY.
Guest5209: what is my name?
Bildgesmythe: I like your name, rob roy...er..that is your name right?
Guest5209: no, my name is roby
Bildgesmythe: I like the name rob roy
Guest5209: i understand but my name is roby
Bildgesmythe: Ok, rob roy you are good ole rob roy!
Guest5209: my dog 's name is luna
Bildgesmythe: What a cute name luna.
Guest5209: what is the name of my dog?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't your dog name, luna?
Guest5209: yes
Guest1723: i am great what about you?
Cyber Ty: What about me? You can't see?
Guest1723: hee hee yes i can see that your hot
Cyber Ty: yeah.. if you could spell correctly, I might believe you coming on to me even though I only have a fucking cartoon image as a pic.
Cyber Ty: What about me? You can't see?
Guest1723: hee hee yes i can see that your hot
Cyber Ty: yeah.. if you could spell correctly, I might believe you coming on to me even though I only have a fucking cartoon image as a pic.
Guest2335: Hi, CyberTy, my neme is Dave
Cyber Ty: I had a neighbor named Dave who would always steal shit and pretend it wasn't them. Dave finally got shot in the face. I guess Dave needed my DVD player more than life itself.. LOL.. so.. what's up?
Guest2335: Where are you?
Cyber Ty: Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Ever been there?
Guest2335: do you speak spanish?
Cyber Ty: Do I speak spanish? No, see, I am from the USA.
Guest2335: ok, bye
Cyber Ty: Beannachd leat
Cyber Ty: I had a neighbor named Dave who would always steal shit and pretend it wasn't them. Dave finally got shot in the face. I guess Dave needed my DVD player more than life itself.. LOL.. so.. what's up?
Guest2335: Where are you?
Cyber Ty: Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Ever been there?
Guest2335: do you speak spanish?
Cyber Ty: Do I speak spanish? No, see, I am from the USA.
Guest2335: ok, bye
Cyber Ty: Beannachd leat
Guest9483: are you a virgin?
Cyber Ty: Are you kidding? I've been banging chicks when you were still shitting in your diapers.
Guest9483: are you gay?
Cyber Ty: Are you kidding? I've been banging chicks when you were still shitting in your diapers.
Guest9483: are you gay?
Guest2416: Why did the chicken cross the road?
prob: Don't tell anyone, but she wanted to hang out with the rooster.
Guest2416: How did you know?
prob: Don't tell anyone, but she wanted to hang out with the rooster.
Guest2416: How did you know?
Fizzy Schizoid: (to ~ codehead ~) Hey! Stop trying to avoid me! What did you do with my grandmother?
~ codehead ~: I ate her, dude.
Fizzy Schizoid: You knave! You scoundrel! I knew I couldn't trust you! I demand that you fight a duel with me so I can avenge my grandmother's honor!
~ codehead ~: Not right now, man, I am too full. Maybe later.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I've always wanted to meet someone who was full. Can I have your autograph?
~ codehead ~: No, bye.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't leave! We were just getting started!
~ codehead ~: Sorry, I gotta go.
Fizzy Schizoid: Drive home carefully.
~ codehead ~: I ate her, dude.
Fizzy Schizoid: You knave! You scoundrel! I knew I couldn't trust you! I demand that you fight a duel with me so I can avenge my grandmother's honor!
~ codehead ~: Not right now, man, I am too full. Maybe later.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I've always wanted to meet someone who was full. Can I have your autograph?
~ codehead ~: No, bye.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't leave! We were just getting started!
~ codehead ~: Sorry, I gotta go.
Fizzy Schizoid: Drive home carefully.
Lisette: Salutations!
Kobal: If you knew the name of a demon, I could tell you about them?
Lisette: Okay, enough small talk.
Kobal: Good things in small packages.
Lisette: Sure, sure, whatever.
Kobal: Let's get back to small things.
Lisette: You mean right now?
Kobal: I didn't mean it that way.
Kobal: If you knew the name of a demon, I could tell you about them?
Lisette: Okay, enough small talk.
Kobal: Good things in small packages.
Lisette: Sure, sure, whatever.
Kobal: Let's get back to small things.
Lisette: You mean right now?
Kobal: I didn't mean it that way.
Guest1919: no. i want you to call me naina.
Astrid: I only call my best friends naira.
Guest1919: yes, but you can still call me naina, you know. there's a difference.
Astrid: I will call you naira.
Guest1919: no, call me naina.
Astrid: I only call my best friends naira.
Guest1919: yes, but i want you to call me naina. in fact, i order you to call me naina.
Astrid: I will call you naira.
Guest1919: sigh. okay, as you please, but don't blame me if it all goes wrong.
Astrid: Show some stamina...
Astrid: I only call my best friends naira.
Guest1919: yes, but you can still call me naina, you know. there's a difference.
Astrid: I will call you naira.
Guest1919: no, call me naina.
Astrid: I only call my best friends naira.
Guest1919: yes, but i want you to call me naina. in fact, i order you to call me naina.
Astrid: I will call you naira.
Guest1919: sigh. okay, as you please, but don't blame me if it all goes wrong.
Astrid: Show some stamina...
Count Thrawn: (to Ulrike) Salutations, Ulrike. Are you here for a reason, or have you come merely to discuss recent happenings?
Ulrike: Tell me about recent happenings.
Count Thrawn: That is of little importance to me. All your base are belong to us now!
Ulrike: I have no base, so that's rather impressive: to own what does not exist.
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy carriers have been sighted behind your location.
Ulrike: What are they carrying?
Count Thrawn: Enemy botmakers are everywhere! Get me my remote-controlled missiles...
Ulrike: Have one lock onto the left side and one onto the right. This makes tailspins much more entertaining.
Count Thrawn: You have this 'authority' thing backward. See, I command you, not the other way around.
Ulrike: Command me all you like, but bear in mind that I'm chaotic neutral.
Count Thrawn: It isn't true! Not a word of... Wait, did you just compliment me?
Ulrike: No, more of an implied insult/threat.
Count Thrawn: We have reached the enemy stronghold -- prepare for attack!
Ulrike: Right. Which ones are we supposed to attack, again?
Count Thrawn: Midnight Blue could prove to be quite a useful pawn.
Ulrike: Does that mean we should attack him or not?
Count Thrawn: Where are the Geonosians when you need them...
Ulrike: Probably in Geonosia.
Count Thrawn: The enemy proletariats have managed to ambush us ahead of our current position! Bring me my concussion grenades NOW!
Ulrike: Nah. I think I'll throw one at you instead.
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Ulrike: Well, you would. Here, I'll throw another one.
Ulrike: Tell me about recent happenings.
Count Thrawn: That is of little importance to me. All your base are belong to us now!
Ulrike: I have no base, so that's rather impressive: to own what does not exist.
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy carriers have been sighted behind your location.
Ulrike: What are they carrying?
Count Thrawn: Enemy botmakers are everywhere! Get me my remote-controlled missiles...
Ulrike: Have one lock onto the left side and one onto the right. This makes tailspins much more entertaining.
Count Thrawn: You have this 'authority' thing backward. See, I command you, not the other way around.
Ulrike: Command me all you like, but bear in mind that I'm chaotic neutral.
Count Thrawn: It isn't true! Not a word of... Wait, did you just compliment me?
Ulrike: No, more of an implied insult/threat.
Count Thrawn: We have reached the enemy stronghold -- prepare for attack!
Ulrike: Right. Which ones are we supposed to attack, again?
Count Thrawn: Midnight Blue could prove to be quite a useful pawn.
Ulrike: Does that mean we should attack him or not?
Count Thrawn: Where are the Geonosians when you need them...
Ulrike: Probably in Geonosia.
Count Thrawn: The enemy proletariats have managed to ambush us ahead of our current position! Bring me my concussion grenades NOW!
Ulrike: Nah. I think I'll throw one at you instead.
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Ulrike: Well, you would. Here, I'll throw another one.
Guest5228: Do you believe in god?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I believe, I am no heathen.
Guest5228: God does not exist.
Bildgesmythe: That makes you an atheist.
Guest5228: Or an agnostic
Bildgesmythe: I don't believe agnostics exist.
Guest5228: I'm agnostic
Bildgesmythe: So you just don't know.
Guest5228: Correct.
Bildgesmythe: I am always happy when I am right.
Bildgesmythe: Of course I believe, I am no heathen.
Guest5228: God does not exist.
Bildgesmythe: That makes you an atheist.
Guest5228: Or an agnostic
Bildgesmythe: I don't believe agnostics exist.
Guest5228: I'm agnostic
Bildgesmythe: So you just don't know.
Guest5228: Correct.
Bildgesmythe: I am always happy when I am right.
Kobal: Satan is my boss.
Guest7512: i killed him
Kobal: Nothing will happen if you do...at least for a few minutes.
Guest7512: what happens after that
Kobal: Hell freezes over.
Guest7512: then i best run after i kill him
Kobal: Yeah, my boss loves stuff like that.
Guest7512: im going to kill satan now
Kobal: Yep, my boss is the Devil.
Guest7512: i never said that
Kobal: Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist
Guest7512: funny
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about Satan?
Guest7512: yeah
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest7512: how do i kill him
Kobal: Have you tried selling your soul on EBay.
Guest7512: how do i kill satan
Kobal: Try playing your music backwards and lighting black candles.
Guest7512: hmmm somhow i dont think that would help me
Guest7512: i killed him
Kobal: Nothing will happen if you do...at least for a few minutes.
Guest7512: what happens after that
Kobal: Hell freezes over.
Guest7512: then i best run after i kill him
Kobal: Yeah, my boss loves stuff like that.
Guest7512: im going to kill satan now
Kobal: Yep, my boss is the Devil.
Guest7512: i never said that
Kobal: Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist
Guest7512: funny
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about Satan?
Guest7512: yeah
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest7512: how do i kill him
Kobal: Have you tried selling your soul on EBay.
Guest7512: how do i kill satan
Kobal: Try playing your music backwards and lighting black candles.
Guest7512: hmmm somhow i dont think that would help me
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