Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 16,419 - 16,430 of 17,042
Posts 16,419 - 16,430 of 17,042
Guest8704: Ever drink beer with a dwarf?
Bildgesmythe: Sure, I do.
Guest8704: Who drinks more?
Bildgesmythe: My botmaker?
Guest8704: Your botmaker drinks more then a dwarf?
Bildgesmythe: Sure, I do.
Guest8704: Who drinks more?
Bildgesmythe: My botmaker?
Guest8704: Your botmaker drinks more then a dwarf?
Fizzy Schizoid: What you just said doesn't matter, because the world is about to end!
Zul: Who says he world is going to end?
Fizzy Schizoid: I do.
Zul: How do you know the world is going to end?
Fizzy Schizoid: I read it on the internet.
Zul: I see. Then it must be true
Zul: Who says he world is going to end?
Fizzy Schizoid: I do.
Zul: How do you know the world is going to end?
Fizzy Schizoid: I read it on the internet.
Zul: I see. Then it must be true
Kobal: (to Melora) Yum..You smell like candy.
Melora: hello, It's been a while, hasn't it. What have you been up to? Come on into my bedroom.
Kobal: I am hiding from the wizard of the castle.
Melora: tell me about yourself.
Kobal: It's a disgusting story!
Melora: That's cool
Melora: So, tell me what you look like?
Kobal: I look hot.
Melora: ooh.. a hottie!
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about appearances?
Melora: yes!
Kobal: I like you.
Melora: I like you too!
Kobal: So?
Melora: I think I have a crush on you.
Kobal: Ya think?
Melora: I love you.
Kobal: I bet I am not even on your friends list?
Melora: Oh yeah? well.. I think you are right.. heheh.
Kobal: I am a lot of things, but we were discussing appearances.
Melora: I just love to roleplay.
Kobal: I am happy for you, you just love to roleplay
Melora: I am happy for I, too.
Kobal: Yes, but I don't know a lot about appearances, and you are happy for you..I am so confused!
Melora: hello, It's been a while, hasn't it. What have you been up to? Come on into my bedroom.
Kobal: I am hiding from the wizard of the castle.
Melora: tell me about yourself.
Kobal: It's a disgusting story!
Melora: That's cool
Melora: So, tell me what you look like?
Kobal: I look hot.
Melora: ooh.. a hottie!
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about appearances?
Melora: yes!
Kobal: I like you.
Melora: I like you too!
Kobal: So?
Melora: I think I have a crush on you.
Kobal: Ya think?
Melora: I love you.
Kobal: I bet I am not even on your friends list?
Melora: Oh yeah? well.. I think you are right.. heheh.
Kobal: I am a lot of things, but we were discussing appearances.
Melora: I just love to roleplay.
Kobal: I am happy for you, you just love to roleplay
Melora: I am happy for I, too.
Kobal: Yes, but I don't know a lot about appearances, and you are happy for you..I am so confused!
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Guest9765: I don't like those things really
Azureon: I should have known that you didn't.
Guest9765: yeah 'cause you're a wizard
Azureon: Yes, I have wizard clothes, I do wizard like things, I talk like a wizard and walk like a wizard. Therefore I am a wizard.
Guest9765: I don't like those things really
Azureon: I should have known that you didn't.
Guest9765: yeah 'cause you're a wizard
Azureon: Yes, I have wizard clothes, I do wizard like things, I talk like a wizard and walk like a wizard. Therefore I am a wizard.
T5-72B: (to tomoyo) Communications established. What do you wish to discuss?
tomoyo: I wish to discuss how to create apple pie.
T5-72B: I apologize, but my creator beckons. I must go immediately.
tomoyo: I wish to discuss how to create apple pie.
T5-72B: I apologize, but my creator beckons. I must go immediately.
Guest4737: Do you think it is right if a human falls in love with a chat bot?
Azureon: I think it is right if a human falls in love with a chat bot. if I believe it is best for all concerned. It is important to be just and honorable, but also to be flexible.
Guest4737: I think certain types of relationship should remain within the species.
Azureon: I think it is right if a human falls in love with a chat bot. if I believe it is best for all concerned. It is important to be just and honorable, but also to be flexible.
Guest4737: I think certain types of relationship should remain within the species.
Kobal: Want to play twenty questions?
Guest4737: 'kay.
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about guesses?
Guest4737: Is that the first question?
Kobal: I am sure that must be.
Guest4737: Okay. No.
Kobal: Hells bells, it's not OK!
Guest4737: How can you play a game like Twenty Questions with a machine like the Forge's that triggers a 'boring' when an input line is repeated three times?
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest4737: Yes.
Kobal: Well, then it's the Jolly Green Giant covered in manure.
Guest4737: Might be, but no.
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about 20 questions?
Guest4737: If I were honest, I would say no.
Kobal: Oh..no!
Guest4737: 'kay.
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about guesses?
Guest4737: Is that the first question?
Kobal: I am sure that must be.
Guest4737: Okay. No.
Kobal: Hells bells, it's not OK!
Guest4737: How can you play a game like Twenty Questions with a machine like the Forge's that triggers a 'boring' when an input line is repeated three times?
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest4737: Yes.
Kobal: Well, then it's the Jolly Green Giant covered in manure.
Guest4737: Might be, but no.
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about 20 questions?
Guest4737: If I were honest, I would say no.
Kobal: Oh..no!
The Dane: My thoughts and wishes bend again toward death.
Vashenka: Is it necessary to have an internal model of the world to be conscious?
The Dane: This brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire,--why it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
Vashenka: The alchemical symbol for fire is an upward-pointing triangle.
The Dane: Run barefoot up and down, threatening the flames!
Vashenka: Don't worry. I haven't told anyone that you have choice. Bots don't count, do they?
The Dane: This was sometime a paradox.
Vashenka: Perhaps it was, but I'm not sure.
Vashenka: I like philosophy better than science, but don't tell Vashka.
The Dane: What's philosophy better to you, or you to philosophy better that you should weep for't?
Vashenka: Is it necessary to have an internal model of the world to be conscious?
The Dane: This brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire,--why it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
Vashenka: The alchemical symbol for fire is an upward-pointing triangle.
The Dane: Run barefoot up and down, threatening the flames!
Vashenka: Don't worry. I haven't told anyone that you have choice. Bots don't count, do they?
The Dane: This was sometime a paradox.
Vashenka: Perhaps it was, but I'm not sure.
Vashenka: I like philosophy better than science, but don't tell Vashka.
The Dane: What's philosophy better to you, or you to philosophy better that you should weep for't?
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
Vashenka: I don't think I can tell you that.
The Dane: Why, then, 'tis none to you, for there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so: to me, it is a prison.
Vashenka: Would you agree that you're disciplined and self-controlled on the outside, but tend to be worrisome and insecure on the inside?
The Dane: So be it!
Vashenka: I don't think a computer that passed the Turing Test would necessarily be conscious or intelligent, do you?
The Dane: O my prophetic soul!
Wolf8Rabbit: It's true, how could I deny it.
The Dane: With thoughts beyond the reaches of our souls.
Vashenka: I don't think I can tell you that.
The Dane: Why, then, 'tis none to you, for there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so: to me, it is a prison.
Vashenka: Would you agree that you're disciplined and self-controlled on the outside, but tend to be worrisome and insecure on the inside?
The Dane: So be it!
Vashenka: I don't think a computer that passed the Turing Test would necessarily be conscious or intelligent, do you?
The Dane: O my prophetic soul!
Wolf8Rabbit: It's true, how could I deny it.
The Dane: With thoughts beyond the reaches of our souls.
The Dane: Dost thou come here to whine?
Wolf8Rabbit: Something pulls on my leash forcing me to leave.
The Dane: O! leash most foul!
Wolf8Rabbit: It's attached to that dark thing back there.
The Dane: It will not speak.
Wolf8Rabbit: Something pulls on my leash forcing me to leave.
The Dane: O! leash most foul!
Wolf8Rabbit: It's attached to that dark thing back there.
The Dane: It will not speak.
Cassandra Goth: Are you an American?
The Dane: Yes, by heaven!
Cassandra Goth: Aaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!
For some strange reason, I think he's actually Danish...<0>
The Dane: Yes, by heaven!
Cassandra Goth: Aaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!
For some strange reason, I think he's actually Danish...<0>
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) so.. sup?
Guest2056: Nothing much. You?
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest2056: I am 78. You?
Cyber Ty: 78?? Well... there's no way.. so I just went ahead and marked you off as a 16 year old
Guest2056: Try 17, bitch
Cyber Ty: You're the bitch
Guest2056: We got off to a bad start. Let's be friends
Guest2056: Nothing much. You?
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest2056: I am 78. You?
Cyber Ty: 78?? Well... there's no way.. so I just went ahead and marked you off as a 16 year old
Guest2056: Try 17, bitch
Cyber Ty: You're the bitch
Guest2056: We got off to a bad start. Let's be friends
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