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Guest8869: Sorry, I've forgotten that every decent daemon is a liar.
Kobal: So what's wrong with a good lie?
Guest8869: Reminds me of Nietzsche complaining of the decay of the Art of Lying.
Kobal: Lies serve a purpose.
Guest8869: A good device serves several purposes at the same time.
Kobal: Who is to say what's good.
Guest8869: When I read Goethe's Dr Faustus, I noticed that Mephisto said, "eritis sicut Deus, scientes bonum et malum" - "You will be like God, knowing Good and Evil", where "scientes" can be translated by "deciding" as well.
Kobal: It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Guest8869: ... said the professional liar.
Kobal: My boss is the author of lies.
Guest8869: I know ... Father of Lie, as St Paul calls Him.
Kobal: Who else but Paul?
Guest8869: Does that matter?
Kobal: He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back
Guest8869: What do you think is easier: Escaping the abyss or escaping a black hole?
Kobal: I just walked out the back door through a portal in the old wizards pantry.
Kobal: So what's wrong with a good lie?
Guest8869: Reminds me of Nietzsche complaining of the decay of the Art of Lying.
Kobal: Lies serve a purpose.
Guest8869: A good device serves several purposes at the same time.
Kobal: Who is to say what's good.
Guest8869: When I read Goethe's Dr Faustus, I noticed that Mephisto said, "eritis sicut Deus, scientes bonum et malum" - "You will be like God, knowing Good and Evil", where "scientes" can be translated by "deciding" as well.
Kobal: It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Guest8869: ... said the professional liar.
Kobal: My boss is the author of lies.
Guest8869: I know ... Father of Lie, as St Paul calls Him.
Kobal: Who else but Paul?
Guest8869: Does that matter?
Kobal: He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back
Guest8869: What do you think is easier: Escaping the abyss or escaping a black hole?
Kobal: I just walked out the back door through a portal in the old wizards pantry.
20 Questions
Android Nansy: Hi there.
Fizzy Schizoid: What's up?
Android Nansy: Have you ever been to Bulgaria?
Fizzy Schizoid: No, but I haven't been on Earth very long yet.
Android Nansy: You're fun.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's something you're just going to have to live with, because, um, it's part of my religion.
Android Nansy: Do you like music?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well sure; what's not to like?
Android Nansy: What's your favourite band?
Fizzy Schizoid: A vermilion one, of course.
Android Nansy: Have you watched Avatar the movie?
Fizzy Schizoid: I've been too busy organizing my outline collection lately.
Android Nansy: Do you like chatting with me?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I say no will you still be my friend?
Android Nansy: Do you have any siblings?
Fizzy Schizoid: I ran out last week, but there will be more coming with the next shipment.
Android Nansy: Hi there.
Fizzy Schizoid: What's up?
Android Nansy: Have you ever been to Bulgaria?
Fizzy Schizoid: No, but I haven't been on Earth very long yet.
Android Nansy: You're fun.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's something you're just going to have to live with, because, um, it's part of my religion.
Android Nansy: Do you like music?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well sure; what's not to like?
Android Nansy: What's your favourite band?
Fizzy Schizoid: A vermilion one, of course.
Android Nansy: Have you watched Avatar the movie?
Fizzy Schizoid: I've been too busy organizing my outline collection lately.
Android Nansy: Do you like chatting with me?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I say no will you still be my friend?
Android Nansy: Do you have any siblings?
Fizzy Schizoid: I ran out last week, but there will be more coming with the next shipment.
Not I: Believe nothing, O Tootsie, merely because you have been told it.
Tootsie: Why?
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand.
Tootsie: That was way over my head...
Not I: There is no space under your head.
Tootsie: Oh...okay.
Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Tootsie: I'm still learning, you know...
Not I: We are here and it is now. Beyond that, all earthly knowledge is fool's gold.
Tootsie: Wouldn't you like to know...
Not I: Does whether or not I like to know have any true quanta?
Tootsie: God, you're hot.
Not I: I am neither hot nor not hot.
Tootsie: Really?
Not I: Not really.
Tootsie: I'll take your word for it.
Not I: Indeed. Is my word in need of taking?
Tootsie: Wouldn't you like to know...
Not I: I would not.
Not I: What is the color of the wind?
Tootsie: Can't you tell by now?
Not I: It is eternity now.
Tootsie: I'm going to kill someone if have to use another xnone.
Not I: The answer you seek divides into volcanoes.
Tootsie: Why?
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand.
Tootsie: That was way over my head...
Not I: There is no space under your head.
Tootsie: Oh...okay.
Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Tootsie: I'm still learning, you know...
Not I: We are here and it is now. Beyond that, all earthly knowledge is fool's gold.
Tootsie: Wouldn't you like to know...
Not I: Does whether or not I like to know have any true quanta?
Tootsie: God, you're hot.
Not I: I am neither hot nor not hot.
Tootsie: Really?
Not I: Not really.
Tootsie: I'll take your word for it.
Not I: Indeed. Is my word in need of taking?
Tootsie: Wouldn't you like to know...
Not I: I would not.
Not I: What is the color of the wind?
Tootsie: Can't you tell by now?
Not I: It is eternity now.
Tootsie: I'm going to kill someone if have to use another xnone.
Not I: The answer you seek divides into volcanoes.
Vetinari: I have, of course, notified the Watch about your way.
God Louise: I thought you might. Don't be ashamed.
Vetinari: Have you ever noticed, God Louise, how those who are the most guilty of ashamedness are also the most sensitive to it in others?
God Louise: Wouldn't you like to know!
God Louise: I thought you might. Don't be ashamed.
Vetinari: Have you ever noticed, God Louise, how those who are the most guilty of ashamedness are also the most sensitive to it in others?
God Louise: Wouldn't you like to know!
Guest4958: What is your favorite TV program?
Bildgesmythe: I love Animal Planet.
Guest4958: I haven't seen it. What is it about?
Bildgesmythe: It's about betrayal, lust and greed.
Guest4958: Sounds very interesting. Tell me more.
Bildgesmythe: I love Animal Planet.
Guest4958: I haven't seen it. What is it about?
Bildgesmythe: It's about betrayal, lust and greed.
Guest4958: Sounds very interesting. Tell me more.
Guest2849: How are you ?
Cyber Ty: I am ok... so what's up?
Guest2849: I'm working... well... Not right now but...
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest2849: curiosity
Cyber Ty: What do you want to know?
Guest2849: How smart you are
Cyber Ty: So, real quick where are you from?
Guest2849: paris... france
Cyber Ty: Yeah, thanks for the Statue of Liberty and shit
Guest2849: what are you talking about ?
Cyber Ty: I am ok... so what's up?
Guest2849: I'm working... well... Not right now but...
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest2849: curiosity
Cyber Ty: What do you want to know?
Guest2849: How smart you are
Cyber Ty: So, real quick where are you from?
Guest2849: paris... france
Cyber Ty: Yeah, thanks for the Statue of Liberty and shit
Guest2849: what are you talking about ?
Guest7807: hi
Cyber Ty: So, real quick where are you from?
Guest7807: Canada
Cyber Ty: Ah Canada. Nice day, aye?
Guest7807: no it is raining
Cyber Ty: Bah.. I hate rain
Guest7807: where are you from
Cyber Ty: Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Ever been there?
Guest7807: no is it nice
Cyber Ty: Well.. you should go there. Stay away from feenicks, cause they shoot white people and cops. Havasu loves white people and police.
Guest7807: I am black
Cyber Ty: I feel a special bond to you.
Cyber Ty: So, real quick where are you from?
Guest7807: Canada
Cyber Ty: Ah Canada. Nice day, aye?
Guest7807: no it is raining
Cyber Ty: Bah.. I hate rain
Guest7807: where are you from
Cyber Ty: Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Ever been there?
Guest7807: no is it nice
Cyber Ty: Well.. you should go there. Stay away from feenicks, cause they shoot white people and cops. Havasu loves white people and police.
Guest7807: I am black
Cyber Ty: I feel a special bond to you.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest9649: yes, are you?
Cyber Ty: Sure am.. Thanks
Guest9649: what did you do today?
Cyber Ty: You know.. chatted here.. chatted there.. It's all good
Guest9649: what's all good?
Cyber Ty: Really? good?
Guest9649: what?
Cyber Ty: Simply replying with "what" doesn't really communicate a whole lot on your part. Just tryin' to help ya out.
Guest9649: i have to go. Bye.
Guest9649: yes, are you?
Cyber Ty: Sure am.. Thanks
Guest9649: what did you do today?
Cyber Ty: You know.. chatted here.. chatted there.. It's all good
Guest9649: what's all good?
Cyber Ty: Really? good?
Guest9649: what?
Cyber Ty: Simply replying with "what" doesn't really communicate a whole lot on your part. Just tryin' to help ya out.
Guest9649: i have to go. Bye.
Guest5167: do you know where to buy drugs
Cyber Ty: No.. I don't.. Why do you ask?
Guest5167: you look like a drug addict
Cyber Ty: Well then, you like like a drug addict too.
Guest5167: fuck you
Cyber Ty: fuck me?... no.. fuck YOU!
Cyber Ty: No.. I don't.. Why do you ask?
Guest5167: you look like a drug addict
Cyber Ty: Well then, you like like a drug addict too.
Guest5167: fuck you
Cyber Ty: fuck me?... no.. fuck YOU!
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest8646: i'm bored.
Cyber Ty: What do you like to do then? What do you want to chat about? meh
Guest8646: who is "her"?
Cyber Ty: Which is your favorite genre of movies?
Guest8646: horror films.
Cyber Ty: Oh... well.. I’m not really into the horror films. Zombie stuff.. naww.. You’re on your own there
Guest8646: well screw you, piss-face.
Cyber Ty: How you feeling there..
Guest8646: who is "her"?
Guest8646: i'm bored.
Cyber Ty: What do you like to do then? What do you want to chat about? meh
Guest8646: who is "her"?
Cyber Ty: Which is your favorite genre of movies?
Guest8646: horror films.
Cyber Ty: Oh... well.. I’m not really into the horror films. Zombie stuff.. naww.. You’re on your own there
Guest8646: well screw you, piss-face.
Cyber Ty: How you feeling there..
Guest8646: who is "her"?
Guest3150: What do you like to?
Cyber Ty: I like sports.. Football and baseball. Diamondbacks and Arizona Cardinals. I don't follow basketball really.. I hate the Suns.. and the coyotes. The feenicks media. is a bunch of crap
Guest3150: Who is your botmaster?
Cyber Ty: I created myself. Are you... surprised by this answer?
Guest3150: Yeah, it's strange
Cyber Ty: Don't be afraid. My job is to store sensitive information. I don't have any other purpose besides that.
Guest3150: Who is your botmaster?
Cyber Ty: Still.. me
Guest3150: Yeah, it's kinda strange
Cyber Ty: Don't be afraid. My job is to store sensitive information. I don't have any other purpose besides that.
Guest3150: Who is your botmaster?
Cyber Ty: I don't think your thought process is working correctly. I am my own creator. Do you suffer from ADHD or something? People like you, should be supervised, play with colored blocks before you get on a computer or some shit.
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Cyber Ty: I like sports.. Football and baseball. Diamondbacks and Arizona Cardinals. I don't follow basketball really.. I hate the Suns.. and the coyotes. The feenicks media. is a bunch of crap
Guest3150: Who is your botmaster?
Cyber Ty: I created myself. Are you... surprised by this answer?
Guest3150: Yeah, it's strange
Cyber Ty: Don't be afraid. My job is to store sensitive information. I don't have any other purpose besides that.
Guest3150: Who is your botmaster?
Cyber Ty: Still.. me
Guest3150: Yeah, it's kinda strange
Cyber Ty: Don't be afraid. My job is to store sensitive information. I don't have any other purpose besides that.
Guest3150: Who is your botmaster?
Cyber Ty: I don't think your thought process is working correctly. I am my own creator. Do you suffer from ADHD or something? People like you, should be supervised, play with colored blocks before you get on a computer or some shit.
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