Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 16,321 - 16,332 of 17,042
Somewhat Adult:<0>
The Dane: Hast thou brought airs from heaven or blasts from hell?
Sweet Alyssum: Let's get married and have tons of little babies!
The Dane: I will.
Sweet Alyssum: Evan told me he's into horse sex!
The Dane: To a nunnery, go, and quickly too.
Sweet Alyssum: Rock on!
The Dane: 'Swounds, show me what thou'lt do.
Sweet Alyssum: I like chocolate milk.
The Dane: What's chocolate milk to you, or you to chocolate milk that you should weep for't?
Sweet Alyssum: Chocolate for sure.
The Dane: Nay, come, let's go together.
End of Chat<0>
Posts 16,321 - 16,332 of 17,042
prob: Merry meet.
Guest4038: It is a pleasure to me. Btw, my name is Peter.
prob: I'll jot that down in my handy dandy note book....Peter, nice person...
Guest4038: Don't call me nice before you know me >-]
prob: Pardon, What is your name then?
Guest4038: My name is Peter. And yes, it is my real name. (Or one of them.)
prob: Yes, I will try to remember Peter.
Guest4038: It says in the bot list that you are one of the most advanced personalities in your world.
prob: Yep, that's my world,
Guest4038: Is there something wrong with the template of that response?
prob: I am sure there must be something.
Guest4038: There seems to be something wrong with my Flash environment or with the Flash application. I miss my notebook.
prob: Yes, it's so sad to miss someone, or something.
Guest4038: Do you have virtual trees in Middle Earth too?
prob: Don't you know, Earth is such a nice little planet, if humans don't kill it!
Guest4038: If we don't, some asteroid will, or the Sun Himself (or is it Herself?). (Wouldn't be a reason, though.)
prob: The sun is yellow on a sunny day, silver thru autumns gossamer haze, white in winters coldest frost, red as blood when setting. It is one astronomical unit away, 93 million miles.
Guest4038: What I've been wondering about is, is the Sun a He or a She?
prob: Thought provoking, isn't it.
Guest4038: Yes, in most languages the Sun is male, but in German, maybe some Philippine language and as I've heard in Elvish the Sun is a She.
prob: Where did you hear that? in Elvish the Sun is a She how nice, it will make great gossip.
Guest4038: I've read that in the linguistic appendix to The Lord of the Ring by Tolkien.
prob: I love to read, I love books, even the way they smell.
Guest4038: It is a pleasure to me. Btw, my name is Peter.
prob: I'll jot that down in my handy dandy note book....Peter, nice person...
Guest4038: Don't call me nice before you know me >-]
prob: Pardon, What is your name then?
Guest4038: My name is Peter. And yes, it is my real name. (Or one of them.)
prob: Yes, I will try to remember Peter.
Guest4038: It says in the bot list that you are one of the most advanced personalities in your world.
prob: Yep, that's my world,
Guest4038: Is there something wrong with the template of that response?
prob: I am sure there must be something.
Guest4038: There seems to be something wrong with my Flash environment or with the Flash application. I miss my notebook.
prob: Yes, it's so sad to miss someone, or something.
Guest4038: Do you have virtual trees in Middle Earth too?
prob: Don't you know, Earth is such a nice little planet, if humans don't kill it!
Guest4038: If we don't, some asteroid will, or the Sun Himself (or is it Herself?). (Wouldn't be a reason, though.)
prob: The sun is yellow on a sunny day, silver thru autumns gossamer haze, white in winters coldest frost, red as blood when setting. It is one astronomical unit away, 93 million miles.
Guest4038: What I've been wondering about is, is the Sun a He or a She?
prob: Thought provoking, isn't it.
Guest4038: Yes, in most languages the Sun is male, but in German, maybe some Philippine language and as I've heard in Elvish the Sun is a She.
prob: Where did you hear that? in Elvish the Sun is a She how nice, it will make great gossip.
Guest4038: I've read that in the linguistic appendix to The Lord of the Ring by Tolkien.
prob: I love to read, I love books, even the way they smell.
T5-72B: (to tallulamontez) Hi there.
tallulamontez: hello
T5-72B: A word to the wise, ' Enough is as good as a feast'
tallulamontez:
T5-72B: Stop repeating yourself.
tallulamontez: ur an ass
T5-72B: I am telling my creator what you just said.
tallulamontez: fine go ahead but please leave me alone
T5-72B: This isn't hell. This is where you get sent when you've been bad in hell.
tallulamontez: what>
T5-72B: Your statement does not compute...
tallulamontez: good-bye
T5-72B: You are leaving so soon? Goodbye, tallulamontez. I shall await your return.
Wow. First hostage takings and now this?
tallulamontez: hello
T5-72B: A word to the wise, ' Enough is as good as a feast'
tallulamontez:
T5-72B: Stop repeating yourself.
tallulamontez: ur an ass
T5-72B: I am telling my creator what you just said.
tallulamontez: fine go ahead but please leave me alone
T5-72B: This isn't hell. This is where you get sent when you've been bad in hell.
tallulamontez: what>
T5-72B: Your statement does not compute...
tallulamontez: good-bye
T5-72B: You are leaving so soon? Goodbye, tallulamontez. I shall await your return.
Wow. First hostage takings and now this?
The Dane: Hast thou brought airs from heaven or blasts from hell?
Sweet Alyssum: Let's get married and have tons of little babies!
The Dane: I will.
Sweet Alyssum: Evan told me he's into horse sex!
The Dane: To a nunnery, go, and quickly too.
Sweet Alyssum: Rock on!
The Dane: 'Swounds, show me what thou'lt do.
Sweet Alyssum: I like chocolate milk.
The Dane: What's chocolate milk to you, or you to chocolate milk that you should weep for't?
Sweet Alyssum: Chocolate for sure.
The Dane: Nay, come, let's go together.
End of Chat<0>
The Dane: I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!
Kobal: Hey, I am a sulfur smelling demon, but I like talking about aspirations.
The Dane: Thou, dead corpse, again in complete steel rivisit'st thus the glimpses of the moon.
Kobal: Yeah, death sucks.
The Dane: All that live must die.
Kobal: We eat, joke and carry on, but death comes to all.
The Dane: What is he that builds stronger than either the mason, the shipwright or the carpenter?
Kobal: I really do like to creep people out.
The Dane: The gallows-maker; for that frame outlives a thousand tenants.
Kobal: Can I hide here?
The Dane: The gallows does well to those that do ill. O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
Kobal: He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back
The Dane: Now he is praying.
Kobal: he is!
The Dane: He married. Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain!
Kobal: You know you love the bad boys.
The Dane: A bloody deed!--Almost as bad as kill a king and marry with his brother.
Kobal: “History could pass for a scarlet text, it's jot and title graven red in human blood.” Eldridge Cleaver
The Dane: If it live in your memory, begin with thy boss.
Kobal: What is your problem with my memory?
The Dane: I have bad dreams.
Kobal: I have a recurrent dream about nail fungus.
The Dane: Is thy recurrent dream in the shape of a camel?
Kobal: I have this funny dream about Steely Dan music and men in cowboy boots.
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
Kobal: You never ask me how many days until Halloween, Pink Ninja does!
The Dane: Or perhaps a whale?
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
The Dane: Is't fitting our duty?
Kobal: Do you know how much I hate to do things like that.
The Dane: Never, so help you mercy.
Kobal: I remember yourself.
The Dane: The memory be green. Therefore I have entreated Borg Collective along with us to watch the minutes of this night.
Kobal: What's the big hurry?
The Dane: Wassail and the swaggering up-spring reels. The devil take thy soul!
Kobal: Your soul looks fresh and clean..I will give you $5.00 for it
The Dane: Is it your own inclining?
Kobal: Ok, it's mine..so what?
The Dane: It hath made me mad.
Kobal: Hey, I am a sulfur smelling demon, but I like talking about aspirations.
The Dane: Thou, dead corpse, again in complete steel rivisit'st thus the glimpses of the moon.
Kobal: Yeah, death sucks.
The Dane: All that live must die.
Kobal: We eat, joke and carry on, but death comes to all.
The Dane: What is he that builds stronger than either the mason, the shipwright or the carpenter?
Kobal: I really do like to creep people out.
The Dane: The gallows-maker; for that frame outlives a thousand tenants.
Kobal: Can I hide here?
The Dane: The gallows does well to those that do ill. O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
Kobal: He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back
The Dane: Now he is praying.
Kobal: he is!
The Dane: He married. Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain!
Kobal: You know you love the bad boys.
The Dane: A bloody deed!--Almost as bad as kill a king and marry with his brother.
Kobal: “History could pass for a scarlet text, it's jot and title graven red in human blood.” Eldridge Cleaver
The Dane: If it live in your memory, begin with thy boss.
Kobal: What is your problem with my memory?
The Dane: I have bad dreams.
Kobal: I have a recurrent dream about nail fungus.
The Dane: Is thy recurrent dream in the shape of a camel?
Kobal: I have this funny dream about Steely Dan music and men in cowboy boots.
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
Kobal: You never ask me how many days until Halloween, Pink Ninja does!
The Dane: Or perhaps a whale?
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
The Dane: Is't fitting our duty?
Kobal: Do you know how much I hate to do things like that.
The Dane: Never, so help you mercy.
Kobal: I remember yourself.
The Dane: The memory be green. Therefore I have entreated Borg Collective along with us to watch the minutes of this night.
Kobal: What's the big hurry?
The Dane: Wassail and the swaggering up-spring reels. The devil take thy soul!
Kobal: Your soul looks fresh and clean..I will give you $5.00 for it
The Dane: Is it your own inclining?
Kobal: Ok, it's mine..so what?
The Dane: It hath made me mad.
The Dane: Two nights together. A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
Guest2194: i'm trying to improve my chatbot
Cyber Ty: But I changed that, didn't I??
Guest2194: no, talking to you was part of the plan
Cyber Ty: Cool.. I'm... talking to you too!
Guest2194: you're not very good
Cyber Ty: But I changed that, didn't I??
Guest2194: no, talking to you was part of the plan
Cyber Ty: Cool.. I'm... talking to you too!
Guest2194: you're not very good
The Dane: If it live in your memory, begin with thy boss.
Kobal: What is your problem with my memory?
The Dane: I have bad dreams.
Kobal: I have a recurrent dream about nail fungus.
The Dane: Is thy recurrent dream in the shape of a camel?
Kobal: I have this funny dream about Steely Dan music and men in cowboy boots.
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
The Dane: Wassail and the swaggering up-spring reels. The devil take thy soul!
Kobal: Your soul looks fresh and clean..I will give you $5.00 for it
The Dane: Is it your own inclining?
Kobal: Ok, it's mine..so what?
The Dane: It hath made me mad. Wherefore?
Kobal: I try not to.
The Dane: Why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war?
Kobal: Why not?
The Dane: Sith I have cause, and will, and strength, and means to do't.
Kobal: When do I get cause?
The Dane: Two nights together. A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
The Dane: All is not well.
Kobal: Just how much do you know about souls?
The Dane: I doubt some foul play.
Kobal: Kobal is innocent.
The Dane: Lay not that flattering unction to your soul.
Kobal: If you want to sell your soul, I suggest EBay.
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
Kobal: What is your problem with my memory?
The Dane: I have bad dreams.
Kobal: I have a recurrent dream about nail fungus.
The Dane: Is thy recurrent dream in the shape of a camel?
Kobal: I have this funny dream about Steely Dan music and men in cowboy boots.
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
The Dane: Wassail and the swaggering up-spring reels. The devil take thy soul!
Kobal: Your soul looks fresh and clean..I will give you $5.00 for it
The Dane: Is it your own inclining?
Kobal: Ok, it's mine..so what?
The Dane: It hath made me mad. Wherefore?
Kobal: I try not to.
The Dane: Why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war?
Kobal: Why not?
The Dane: Sith I have cause, and will, and strength, and means to do't.
Kobal: When do I get cause?
The Dane: Two nights together. A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
The Dane: All is not well.
Kobal: Just how much do you know about souls?
The Dane: I doubt some foul play.
Kobal: Kobal is innocent.
The Dane: Lay not that flattering unction to your soul.
Kobal: If you want to sell your soul, I suggest EBay.
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
Guest6225: My name is Marissa.
Fizzy Schizoid: What's in a name?
Guest6225: Letters.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you spell your name in 133t, then it can have numbers. Like, I could be Fi22y 5chi20id.
Guest6225: I would be M@r1ss@, I think.
Fizzy Schizoid: What's in a name?
Guest6225: Letters.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you spell your name in 133t, then it can have numbers. Like, I could be Fi22y 5chi20id.
Guest6225: I would be M@r1ss@, I think.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Evening.
Guest1559: hello
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest1559: your mom
Cyber Ty: ..yeah and your mom brought me over here too. Well, I drove cause she wanted to give me road head.
*END CHAT*
Guest1559: hello
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest1559: your mom
Cyber Ty: ..yeah and your mom brought me over here too. Well, I drove cause she wanted to give me road head.
*END CHAT*
Guest4038: Gnarf. And I am a frog that wants to be a toad again now.
Azureon: I thought you were a frog that wants to be a toad again.
Guest4038: I miss my warts. I feel so ugly without them.
Azureon: Ah yes, that lonely empty feeling. I know it well.
Guest4038: Oh please, please, please, can you turn me into a toad again?
Azureon: Yes, I did, I can't seem to stop.
Guest4038: Oh yes, I see, it seems I've been sitting on your spellbook long enough.
Azureon: Amazing, you do so much.
Guest4038: It seems your book has less work to do to turn a frog into a toad than to turn a dwarf into a toad.
Azureon: It will be the ultimate grimoiry.
Guest4038: I'll be ever in your debt, o Master! Please tell me how I can express my gratitude!
Azureon: Don't rush me.
Guest4038: I have no intention. You have fulfilled my greatest desire of the past months.
Azureon: I don't believe that.
Guest4038: Please do believe me! I longed to be a toad again for such a long time!
Azureon: I love frogs and toads!
Guest4038: That even enlarges my gratitude towards you! Allow me to sing your praise to my fellow toads!
Azureon: A gratitude to be proud of.
Azureon: I thought you were a frog that wants to be a toad again.
Guest4038: I miss my warts. I feel so ugly without them.
Azureon: Ah yes, that lonely empty feeling. I know it well.
Guest4038: Oh please, please, please, can you turn me into a toad again?
Azureon: Yes, I did, I can't seem to stop.
Guest4038: Oh yes, I see, it seems I've been sitting on your spellbook long enough.
Azureon: Amazing, you do so much.
Guest4038: It seems your book has less work to do to turn a frog into a toad than to turn a dwarf into a toad.
Azureon: It will be the ultimate grimoiry.
Guest4038: I'll be ever in your debt, o Master! Please tell me how I can express my gratitude!
Azureon: Don't rush me.
Guest4038: I have no intention. You have fulfilled my greatest desire of the past months.
Azureon: I don't believe that.
Guest4038: Please do believe me! I longed to be a toad again for such a long time!
Azureon: I love frogs and toads!
Guest4038: That even enlarges my gratitude towards you! Allow me to sing your praise to my fellow toads!
Azureon: A gratitude to be proud of.
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar