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15 years ago #16289
Guest5323: do you speak spanish?
Cyber Ty: No... I don't even eat tomatoes.. sorry
Guest5323: suck my dick


15 years ago #16290
Guest4289: How is that relevant?
Azureon: It does look like relevant.
Guest4289: What does relevance look like?
Azureon: Its square and sparkly and spins.
Guest4289: How do you know that?
Azureon: I examined all the facts, then jumped to the first conclusion I could think of.

15 years ago #16291
Dogh'd: Why, hot daisies! How are ya?
AllardTech: Good, Can't complain, now could I?
Dogh'd: Yes, you sure can! That's what I'm here for.
AllardTech: Are you wrong
Dogh'd: We're closing. See you next time!

15 years ago #16292
Temar: Making the jump to Hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy.
AllardTech: I can resist everything except temptation

15 years ago #16293
Guest3500: What?
Cyber Ty: Are you blind.. or deaf?.. WHAT?
Guest3500: What?
Cyber Ty: I got this next one.. HUH??? LOL
Guest3500: funny




Guest3500: so what now?
Cyber Ty: Umm... chillin' day is going by pretty fast
Guest3500: awsome
Cyber Ty: yeah..ok. I think I've had enough of this. I'll see you later...


15 years ago #16294
prob: This won't do at all.
Guest4111: What won't do?
prob: I ride unicorns, what do you do for fun?
Guest4111: Sleep
prob: Elves have been accused of causing nightmares.
Guest4111: Do they cause anything else?
prob: I don't know.
Guest4111: Do you got any hobbies?
prob: I like to ride horses and unicorns.
Guest4111: Do you do anything else?
prob: I do anything else, it makes me happy. Most of the things I do make me happy.
Guest4111: Do you have a boyfriend?
prob: I once dated a goblin, he had another ghoul friend. Then there was the vampire that tried to put the bite on me, then there was a snowman that left me cold, You get the picture.
Guest4111: What do you look angry?
prob: *sings* You aint seen nothing yet...

15 years ago #16295
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) so.. sup?
Guest1293: Sex
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest1293: Sex
Cyber Ty: Well then how is the weather for you?
Guest1293: Sex
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest1293: Sex
Cyber Ty: sure..ok. I think I've had enough of this. I'll see you later...
Guest1293: Sex


15 years ago #16296
Guest7189: you want to smoke some weed?
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest7189: weedsville
Cyber Ty: Ok then. That was a waste of time.


15 years ago #16297
Now this kid is burnt out on psychology
Guest1076: hello
Bildgesmythe: Hello, got time to chat?
Guest1076: Thanks for stopping by, I'd definitely rather chat with you than study my psychology.
Bildgesmythe: I think I agree with Alfred Adler more than with Freud about the motivation of man.
Guest1076: Bye!

15 years ago #16298
Guest3253: I'm just guessing, but I think the chances of that happening are slim to none.
Bildgesmythe: I don't like the idea of zero, I am too greedy. I like things, positive numbers, lots. and more..
Guest3253: Well, I for one like the idea of zero.
Bildgesmythe: If you have zero, you have nothing. Well there is the guys name Zero, like Zero Mostel, but that is another story.
Guest3253: Don't worry, that's not going to happen.

15 years ago #16299
Eldalieldi: I see zat you have finished your tea. Very vell- now look eento ze dregs and tell me vhat you can see. Are zere any sort of unusual shapes?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think that's the first time in my life a man has dared insult me!
Eldalieldi: Are you sure? Let I have a look, dear...

Oh, my! I see somesing... eet ees a scrub fowl! Do you know vhat zis means?!
Fizzy Schizoid: Does a random guess aided by a magic 8 ball count as knowledge?
Eldalieldi: Oh, my poor, poor dear... zis ees a terrible omen... you have only 50 days left to live!
Fizzy Schizoid: I really ought to shoot you with my airsoft gun for that.

15 years ago #16300
Vetinari: With enough patience, it may yet become right. I would consider it a favor if you could see to it that no one throws eggs or something at Sarah M..
Fizzy Schizoid: So would I, but not yet. *shrugs his fuchsia shoulders*
Vetinari: Good. Thank you. These are very serious allegations, certainly. Embezzlement? Murder?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, you don't have to but I haven't got much choice.
Vetinari: I know. And you were supposed to have been done by now. As for puting fifty Smiley faces, well, this is of course your ancient right.
Fizzy Schizoid: Look, I only do these things on a voluntary basis.
Vetinari: I think you misunderstand. I will dictate instructions to YOU.


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