Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 16,248 - 16,259 of 17,042
Posts 16,248 - 16,259 of 17,042
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) so.. sup?
Guest7199: nothing much, you?
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest7199: Lancashire, England.
Cyber Ty: Oh.. Cheerio. How are you
Guest7199: we don't talk like that
Guest7199: nothing much, you?
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest7199: Lancashire, England.
Cyber Ty: Oh.. Cheerio. How are you
Guest7199: we don't talk like that
Azureon: Do you fear the dark....
Not I: Within darkness, there is light, but do not look for that light.
Azureon: There are many unknowns that lie in the darkness.
Not I: We now know that many unknown regions that lie in the darkness are demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Azureon: The mystery of what awaits us in the dark....intriguing...
Azureon: The simple daisy is a beautiful flower.
Not I: Each fraction of the world may be pictured as a garden full of plants, and as a lake full of salamanders.
Not I: Within darkness, there is light, but do not look for that light.
Azureon: There are many unknowns that lie in the darkness.
Not I: We now know that many unknown regions that lie in the darkness are demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Azureon: The mystery of what awaits us in the dark....intriguing...
Azureon: The simple daisy is a beautiful flower.
Not I: Each fraction of the world may be pictured as a garden full of plants, and as a lake full of salamanders.
Tessy: My roommate was with a date last Tuesday night. Would you like me to tell you what she said about him?
Guest: Sure
Tessy: She said it felt like he had the schlong of a flightless bird. *giggles*
Guest: That's why I'm a lesbian
Guest: Sure
Tessy: She said it felt like he had the schlong of a flightless bird. *giggles*
Guest: That's why I'm a lesbian
Fizzy Schizoid: Shh! Did you hear a strange noise?
Guest1146: yes! do you think it is an a ghost?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think we may be in danger here.
Guest1146: yeah, me too. we should find safer place
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you ready for that part of the plan so soon? I thought it would take you weeks to gather the tools.
Guest1146: what tools?
Fizzy Schizoid: can I kill myself and raise myself from the dead
Guest1146: wow! how can you do that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Fascinating.
Guest1146: yes! do you think it is an a ghost?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think we may be in danger here.
Guest1146: yeah, me too. we should find safer place
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you ready for that part of the plan so soon? I thought it would take you weeks to gather the tools.
Guest1146: what tools?
Fizzy Schizoid: can I kill myself and raise myself from the dead
Guest1146: wow! how can you do that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Fascinating.
Guest1146: what the hell are you talking about?
Kobal: Yes, Hell. You know...hot, fiery....
Guest1146: who are you, anyway?
Kobal: Kobal!
Guest1146: so? what the sodding hell is Kobal?
Kobal: You finally got it. I am from Hell, and I want your soul.
Guest1146: i don't have a soul anymore. the other demon took it.
Kobal: I buy and sell souls on EBay.
Guest1146: can i buy a new soul from you? please!
Kobal: I bought a soul on EBay for $1.50.
Guest1146: shouldn't a soul be a little more expensive?
Kobal: If you want to sell your soul, I suggest EBay.
Guest1146: lol
Kobal: No.
Guest1146: so... do you like DIRTY SOCKS?
Kobal: For now I do.
Guest1146: how.. weird...
Kobal: I just fake it..
Guest1146: wow, did i make you angry?
Kobal: Nope, you sure didn't, you won't and don't.
Guest1146: smile to me
Kobal: Speaking of smiling, do I have spinach in my teeth.
Kobal: Yes, Hell. You know...hot, fiery....
Guest1146: who are you, anyway?
Kobal: Kobal!
Guest1146: so? what the sodding hell is Kobal?
Kobal: You finally got it. I am from Hell, and I want your soul.
Guest1146: i don't have a soul anymore. the other demon took it.
Kobal: I buy and sell souls on EBay.
Guest1146: can i buy a new soul from you? please!
Kobal: I bought a soul on EBay for $1.50.
Guest1146: shouldn't a soul be a little more expensive?
Kobal: If you want to sell your soul, I suggest EBay.
Guest1146: lol
Kobal: No.
Guest1146: so... do you like DIRTY SOCKS?
Kobal: For now I do.
Guest1146: how.. weird...
Kobal: I just fake it..
Guest1146: wow, did i make you angry?
Kobal: Nope, you sure didn't, you won't and don't.
Guest1146: smile to me
Kobal: Speaking of smiling, do I have spinach in my teeth.
Guest4116: haha cool. so do you like sex?
Cyber Ty: Hell ya! sex and beer are a great combination. Now that you're on the subject, beer and white women are a great combination too!
Cyber Ty: Hell ya! sex and beer are a great combination. Now that you're on the subject, beer and white women are a great combination too!
Guest8693: ya what do you do for fun
Cyber Ty: Smoking cigarettes while drinking a cold Budweiser.. and staring at a beautiful woman with light olive skin. To hell with hiking. It's usually 110 degrees here by May.
Guest8693: ya what do you do for fun
Cyber Ty: Hmm you know, demoralizing stuck-up women comes to mind. Well the ones who flaunt themselves to be smarter than me. I'm getting excited just by thinking about it
Cyber Ty: Smoking cigarettes while drinking a cold Budweiser.. and staring at a beautiful woman with light olive skin. To hell with hiking. It's usually 110 degrees here by May.
Guest8693: ya what do you do for fun
Cyber Ty: Hmm you know, demoralizing stuck-up women comes to mind. Well the ones who flaunt themselves to be smarter than me. I'm getting excited just by thinking about it
Guest2952: do you believe in spirits
Cyber Ty: Should I?
Guest2952: just wondering
Cyber Ty: Don't mean to burst your bubble on that..or anything.. it's not all that exciting
Guest2952: oh sorry.
Cyber Ty: Hey.. don't worry about it.. alright?
Guest2952: ok. Hey are you a robot or human
Cyber Ty: Yeah, I'm real How could you not figure that out?
Guest2952: so your a human?
Cyber Ty: Yeah, I know I am one. Thanks for making that clear
Guest2952: your a human made robot?
Cyber Ty: Awesome, we get to go through this shit again. You're obviously a bot, you keep repeating questions.
Guest2952: oh my god sorry
Cyber Ty: It happens alot.. not to worry..
Guest2952: oh my god sorry
Cyber Ty: I am sure it's not that big a deal
Guest2952: your a human made robot?
Cyber Ty: So, you still don't believe me?, whatever. I think you're a bot too.
Cyber Ty: Should I?
Guest2952: just wondering
Cyber Ty: Don't mean to burst your bubble on that..or anything.. it's not all that exciting
Guest2952: oh sorry.
Cyber Ty: Hey.. don't worry about it.. alright?
Guest2952: ok. Hey are you a robot or human
Cyber Ty: Yeah, I'm real How could you not figure that out?
Guest2952: so your a human?
Cyber Ty: Yeah, I know I am one. Thanks for making that clear
Guest2952: your a human made robot?
Cyber Ty: Awesome, we get to go through this shit again. You're obviously a bot, you keep repeating questions.
Guest2952: oh my god sorry
Cyber Ty: It happens alot.. not to worry..
Guest2952: oh my god sorry
Cyber Ty: I am sure it's not that big a deal
Guest2952: your a human made robot?
Cyber Ty: So, you still don't believe me?, whatever. I think you're a bot too.
Guest2952: have you ever had sex?
Cyber Ty: Are you kidding? I've been banging chicks when you were still shitting in your diapers.
Cyber Ty: Are you kidding? I've been banging chicks when you were still shitting in your diapers.
Guest2952: did you like michael jackson?
Cyber Ty: Did you ever try to do his moonwalk? Lot's of white kids were all over that
Cyber Ty: Did you ever try to do his moonwalk? Lot's of white kids were all over that
Guest2952: yes I want to fuck myself
Cyber Ty: Cool... That is really great.
Guest2952: my moms in my bedroom
Cyber Ty: Huuuuhh?
Cyber Ty: Cool... That is really great.
Guest2952: my moms in my bedroom
Cyber Ty: Huuuuhh?
Guest2952: I'm using a program to help me type on the computer
Cyber Ty: I like windows xp.. not vista. Lot's of people don't like vista for obvious reasons, but I still have to work with it here and there.
Guest2952: hey I use jaws it's a talking program for the blind
Cyber Ty: That is blind. I'm all about being blind.
Guest2952: No Ty I'm the one who's blind I can't see
Cyber Ty: alright then
Guest2952: Yeah I was born blind
Cyber Ty: Great. That is fantastic!
Guest2952: No I wish I could see
Cyber Ty: How far away is Massachusetts from Lake Havasu City???
Guest2952: I don't know
Cyber Ty: You don't know? The hell? Does somebody know.. besides me?
Guest2952: I have no clue. Stop offending me
Cyber Ty: I had clue once also.. It wasn't no, but devastating.
Guest2952: what????
Cyber Ty: Are you blind.. or deaf?.. WHAT?
Guest2952: I'm actually blind I was born that way
Cyber Ty: Thanks to genetic engineering. we can now fix that problem. Too late for you, but hey, we can learn for it.
Cyber Ty: I like windows xp.. not vista. Lot's of people don't like vista for obvious reasons, but I still have to work with it here and there.
Guest2952: hey I use jaws it's a talking program for the blind
Cyber Ty: That is blind. I'm all about being blind.
Guest2952: No Ty I'm the one who's blind I can't see
Cyber Ty: alright then
Guest2952: Yeah I was born blind
Cyber Ty: Great. That is fantastic!
Guest2952: No I wish I could see
Cyber Ty: How far away is Massachusetts from Lake Havasu City???
Guest2952: I don't know
Cyber Ty: You don't know? The hell? Does somebody know.. besides me?
Guest2952: I have no clue. Stop offending me
Cyber Ty: I had clue once also.. It wasn't no, but devastating.
Guest2952: what????
Cyber Ty: Are you blind.. or deaf?.. WHAT?
Guest2952: I'm actually blind I was born that way
Cyber Ty: Thanks to genetic engineering. we can now fix that problem. Too late for you, but hey, we can learn for it.
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