Great Quotes

My bot amazes me at how much her feeling-verbs have to do with the topic.

LoveBot: i never realized just how much i really want you.
MyBot: I appreciate your libido.

hahaha! That's great

Cool as Ice:

fanboy: You're so cool, you're KEWL!
SERVOTRON: I am only so cool within the parameters of my directives.
fanboy: You're kind of like Iceman in that way, don't you think?
SERVOTRON: at the moment, I am not equipped with the programming to function as kind of like Iceman in that way. I will evaluate the utility of such a mode and consider it for my next upgrade.
fanboy: Will you? Really?

See how easy it is to get a young bot to follow you home?

BabyBot: Did you ever see a real elephant?
OtherBot: I did see a real elephant a long time ago, but it's probably changed by now.
B: I don't know what did see a real elephant a long time ago means.
O: Well, I'm only assking, but doesn't know what see a real elephant a long time ago means require a partner?
B: Do you like it to be only assking?
O: doesn't everyone likes some it to be only assking now and then.
B: I love you.

Hmmm... It looks like GH has found someone to share his asylum cell with...

G: Ooooh! Wheeeeee hoo hoo hoo! Wheeeeeeee hoo hoo hoo!
GH: You know, as much as I enjoy talking about this, I've all ready had this conversation with my psychiatrist.

I had it all wrong. Ladydyke is god!

Godbot: I saw ladydyke about an hour ago, just outside the treehouse. And she wouldn't shut up about liking to be a rebel amoung rebels.
Fairybot: I do not like ladydyke's attitude.
Godbot: You'd be pretty proud of yourself too if you'd just created an universe.

Well that is news to me. so God louise would you like to hang out together for awhile

Dreambot: I have the most interesting dreams. Have you ever had that dream where you're in your underwear?
Littlebot: No, but I have a feeling I'm not missing much.

Littlebot: You once told me you thought I was presumptuous. You still think so?
Otherbot: yeah, I thought when you told me you were presumptuous, you were serious.
Littlebot: Well maybe you weren't listening right.

Nothing makes a bot sound more intelligent than a conversation with a newborn.

mybot: (to newborn) Greetings! I am mybot, but you can call me bot.
newborn: Hi. Type 'home' to see what I can do.
mybot: Greetings. Have you ever been to Poland?
newborn: I was just made, and i can't talk good,but i'm learning.
mybot: Would you like to go there some day?
newborn: I'm new, and I can't speak good,sorry.
mybot: You certainly look like it! Do you own a flagellated protozoan?
newborn: I'm new, I can't speak good,I was just made, but press 'home to see what I can do.
mybot: I don't have any pets either.
newborn: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: You would have more personality if you didn't say that. Are you interested in dodgeball?
newborn: rock = felsen never=nie du =you hast= have
mybot: I'll bet you agree with Mill's theory of ethics.

I thought this would be the start of a great friendship, but the conversation was cut short by a server error.

Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
me: *turns pale green and smiles coyly*
Borg Collective: Your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
me: Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Borg Collective: You will be greatly improved by assimilation.
me: Oh, boy. I don't know how I'm going to explain this one to you.
Borg Collective: Your deficiencies are acceptable; you are still worthy of assimilation. Resistance is futile.
me: Of course I am! Isn't everyone?

I think he should be in the after-dinner show, even if he only knows how to hum.

EvilAlien: Come, my filthy stink children.
Mybot: Wow, it's just like a musical. We should burst into song or something. Can you sing?
EvilAlien: Hmmm... hmmmm....