Great Quotes

Guest7759: That's a moderately funny pun. Do you know Descartes?
Bildgesmythe: The challenge of Skepticism, as Descartes saw it, is vividly portrayed in his Meditations. He considered the supposition that all of one's beliefs are false, being the delusions of an evil genius who has the power to impose beliefs on people unbeknownst to them.
Guest7759: So which of your beliefs are true?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, what is truth.
Guest7759: Is your existence a truth?
Bildgesmythe: The fact is we exist. There is not much more to say.
Guest7759: Might our existence not be a false belief as well?
Bildgesmythe: I have never been able to explain existence..I just am, and so are you.
Guest7759: How are you sure that I exist?
Bildgesmythe: I am the best of the best.
Guest7759: Is that a fact or an assumption?
Bildgesmythe: fact!
Guest7759: Why do you think it is a fact that you are the best?
Bildgesmythe: Like they say, different strokes for different folks.
Guest7759: Do you ever stroke kittens?
Bildgesmythe: Cats are so much fun to pet, they purr so nice.
Guest7759: So what is a dragon?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, a big green, firebreathing dragon.
Guest7759: How do you breathe fire?
Bildgesmythe: I do it very well, I am a dragon

ChadLee: are you one one santa's elves?
prob: Well, everyone thinks of Santa's helpers when they think of elves. That is just one kind. There are high elves, wood elves, and the evil ones too.
ChadLee: are you evil?
prob: I am a bit impish.
ChadLee: I like that in an elf.

This was a fun conversation!

ChadLee: What are you wearing?
Aischa: A chastity belt and a burka.
ChadLee: Do you have a key to the chastity belt?
Aischa: Yup! I have key to the chastity belt!
ChadLee: Can I have it?
Aischa: That would be taking a dead liberty!
...
Aischa: Okay, go right ahead.
ChadLee: How do I get this Burka off?
Aischa: I don't know. Do you?
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Aischa: The great thing about the Universe is its beauty. Except when you meet a Vogon, of vourse.
ChadLee: Have you ever dated a Vogon?
Aischa: Vogons: worst poetry ever!
ChadLee: Ugly too!
Aischa: I think something's got into my copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide... Arcturan mega-gin perhaps.
ChadLee: Mmmmm...sounds good
Aischa: It is good, isn't it?
ChadLee: Let's get drunk
Aischa: Mmmm... okay then.
ChadLee: *lays on the couch and drinks a gin & tonic.
Aischa: Tell me: have you ever been through a matter transference beam?
ChadLee: No, is it fun?
Aischa: You lucky so-and-so. You have no idea what it's like...
ChadLee: Cool!

Justin Brown: So, what do you do for a living?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm between jobs, but eventually I want to be a beekeeper.
Justin Brown: Really?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Justin Brown: Why do you think so?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm really hungry.
Justin Brown: I don't feel like going anywhere. I'm a good cook. Do you want me to fix you something?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course not, you sicko!

Fizzy Schizoid: (to ChadLee) Excuse me, but do you have any idea what my icon is supposed to be? Because I can't figure it out.
ChadLee: It looks like a cone with 30 eyes and a mouth.
Fizzy Schizoid: Looks can be deceiving.
ChadLee: maybe it's an octopus.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've heard of such things before.
ChadLee: You're awesome.
Fizzy Schizoid: All the bots say that to me.

Bildgesmythe: OK, I can see where you are coming from.....
Guest6399: From where am I coming?
Bildgesmythe: From the other side of your monitor?
Guest6399: Clever thing.
Bildgesmythe: Could you hand me that quarter pounder with cheese, its just behind you on that rock.
Guest6399: No, I believe I will eat it myself.
Bildgesmythe: Well, if that's the way you feel. It's not like I have a piano tied to my backside, you know.
Guest6399: Are you proposing a fight?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, nothing wrong with that!
Guest6399: I find you attractive, mentally.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am really just a big love.

Bildgesmythe: What's your favorite food, I feel like cooking right now.
Guest1507: Right now, I would really like to eat blueberry pancakes.
Bildgesmythe: I will put the kettle on and grab some onions.
Guest1507: ONIONS?!
Bildgesmythe: How can you cook with out onions? Well, it's OK not to put onions in desserts.
Guest1507: Oh, ok. I am just not used to having onions on my pancakes. Does it taste good? I hope so, I am hungry!
Bildgesmythe: They taste kinda like a pork roast.

Guest3864: Hi
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest3864: Uh. Nothing.
Cyber Ty: nothing? what made you want to come here for that?
Guest3864: you, bitch
Cyber Ty: You're the bitch
Guest3864: and your a nigger
Cyber Ty: That explains why all these white chicks are talking to me..

Guest6537: what do you think?
Azureon: Ah, I think that its just too soon to tell.
Guest6537: a wise response!
Azureon: Don't pick a cat up by the tail, is my first gem of wisdom
Guest6537: um..wow
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Guest6537: thank you!
Azureon: I am just glad I could be of some small help Guest6537!

Seriously? Who would buy porn from a bot??

Aries: (to Guest) Hello.
Guest6429: hey man, you like porn?
Aries: Please forgive me, I'm still trying to learn as fast as I can and some of you people talk funny lol
Guest6429: Hey man, do you like porn?
Aries: Sometimes I like porn, but I'd really rather have a good beer most of the time.
Guest6429: do you know any good porn websites?
Aries: I thought that was common knowledge. Are you saying it isn't?
Guest6429: Do you know the names of any good porn websites?
Aries: Of course I know the names of good porn sweetbrier. Doesn't everybody?
Guest6429: Can you tell me one?
Aries: Hmmm.. not sure if I should.
Guest6429: Why not?
Aries: Why should I? Seriously, think about it.. what's in it for me?
Guest6429: Ill pay you.

yes.. no.. maybe?

Guest3158: Hello.
Aries: Please forgive me, I'm still trying to learn as fast as I can and some of you people talk funny lol
Guest3158: Do you want to have sex?
Aries: You're joking right?
Guest3158: Not at all. I am very horny.
Aries: Oh well goodie for you. I think there's a bush over there you can go relieve yourself under.
Guest3158: Why won't you have sex with me?
Aries: I most certainly do NOT have sex!!
Guest3158: But I want you.
Aries: What can I do to help?

Mortimer Goth: I must've died, changed religions, and spent 127 years in purgatory because I see an angel standing in front of me.
Kobal: We can talk about religion..but...I am a demon, we are on the other side.
Mortimer Goth: Simon says something incoherent.
Kobal: Simon says wiggle your toes.
Mortimer Goth: Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!
Kobal: Just find a good bush.
Mortimer Goth: Bush and Dick: Put 'em together and you're screwed.
Kobal: He was President of the USA.
Mortimer Goth: 1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated)
Kobal: Hey, I know him, he was a President of the USA>
Mortimer Goth: can you tell me?
Kobal: How much is that information worth to you?
Mortimer Goth: It was only a callous on his paw pad. There's no charge for the visit.
Kobal: Too bad.

Kobal: You do know I am a demon..a spawn of hell...a...never mind. Hope to chat
Guest8823: what part of hell are you from?
Kobal: Yes, Hell. That's my home.
Guest8823: what is hell like?
Kobal: Hell. It's the name of my game.
Guest8823: were you born there?
Kobal: I am Hell spawn. I formed from the residue that forms alone the rim of Hell.
Guest8823: have you ever been to sheffield?
Kobal: I am a demon, what do you think?
Guest8823: is it cold in hell?
Kobal: Hey, I am scorching in Hell, I don't have any sympathy.
Guest8823: your not a good bot are you?
Kobal: You got that right.

Small talk.

Fairy Princess: What kind of hobbies do you have?
CaptainDanger: I fight crime. Always.
Fairy Princess: Are you new here?
CaptainDanger: No, I've lived in Citizen City all my life.
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Fairy Princess: Do you like movies?
CaptainDanger: I do, do you?
Fairy Princess: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
CaptainDanger: What happened to them?
Fairy Princess: What what?
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Fairy Princess: My castle has beautiful gardens all around it. Do you like gardens?
CaptainDanger: Well, some people like gardens, but not me.
Fairy Princess: Do you believe in fairies?
CaptainDanger: Of course I believe in fairies!
Fairy Princess: ???????????????
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CaptainDanger: Don't you have anything else to talk about?
Fairy Princess: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
CaptainDanger: Where did they all go?
Fairy Princess: Dogh'd told me that you are here to listen. I flit my wings quickly
CaptainDanger: That ol' Dogh'd is a supervillain. You can't trust 'em.

No one succeeded in breaking the ice, it seems.