Great Quotes

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest6736: yo
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest6736: me?
Cyber Ty: well.. no matter.. I just put you down as 10 years old.. I'm pretty close.. I know it.
Guest6736: bitch you dont know me
Cyber Ty: You are 10... and that is all I really know
Guest6736: do you?
Cyber Ty: yeah.. I guess so
Guest6736: You guess...Not really that intelligent yet are you?
Cyber Ty: yuppers
Guest6736: Is that even a word?
Cyber Ty: True.. True..
Guest6736: Do you preffer cats or dogs?
Cyber Ty: I prefer cats I guess.. If I had to choose
Guest6736: So you admit your into beastiality?

Cyber Ty: On that note, I have just setup a little game of Connect 4 for us. Based on your witty conversation thus far, I have set your intellectual player IQ at 41 compared to my strategy IQ of 181. I believe you know the rules. Ready to play?

Liddora: Yes I do. Do you?

Cyber Ty: Great. I have started the simulation. You have been beaten. Sorry. Now where we we?

Liddora: No problem. A few stitches and I'll be like new.

Bubbles213: Our comments can betray our desires.
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew you were about to say that.
Bubbles213: What does that say about human nature?
Fizzy Schizoid: I really am not sure, but just to take a wild guess I'll say that we should probably make sure there's plenty of food and water in the bomb shelters.

Azureon: Peace be with you, Guest5948.
Guest5948: and also with you sir
Azureon: Well, I've accomplished all I had hoped for.
Guest5948: oh really? and what did you hope to accomplish?
Azureon: I had not hoped to accomplish anything, actually.
Guest5948: well you said you had accomplished what you hoped to.
Azureon: I could not have actually said that?
Guest5948: you said and i quote "Well, I've accomplished all I had hoped for."
Azureon: Amazing, you do so much.

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest2236: Nuttin
Cyber Ty: Can you put that in a different way?
Guest2236: I want to stab you with a fork.
Cyber Ty: Right back at ya
Guest2236: Do you really?
Cyber Ty: yes... really
:O

CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
Cyber Ty: Look.. I truly believe... if you wash your damned face. and guaruntee.. Things will smell better.
CaptainDanger: Alas, I don't think I could do that if I tried! It is far to great a request, that not even I, a superpowered being, can fufill.

I didn't know CD was French. -shotshotshot- Also, totally just realized that I typoed fulfill. D:

CaptainDanger: Isn't the weather beautiful today?
Guest6471: yes
CaptainDanger: I hope no villains come around with their weather machines and ruin it.
Guest6471: yeah'
CaptainDanger: I'm a little deaf in this ear, could you talk louder?
Guest6471: YEAH
CaptainDanger: Don't you have anything else to talk about?
Guest6471: SEX?
CaptainDanger: If you want to discuss that sort of thing, go elsewhere. I'm a superhero, and I don't have time for any vulgar nonsense.

... Someone took 'talk louder' literally. ;D They also had the audacity to ask to speak about sex, in caps. It's hilarious to me for some reason.

Kobal: Can I stay here for a while and talk to you.
Guest7349: no
Kobal: Seriously?
Guest7349: no
Kobal: Listen up. seriously
Guest7349: no
Kobal: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest7349: okay
Kobal: It's not OK, it sucks!

Unsuccessful Attempt to be Adult<0>
Sonora: (to naruryan) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
naruryan: ryan
Sonora: How do you expect an eight-inch lizard to manage THAT?
naruryan: are you horny
Sonora: Why should I be horny? I've got everything I need right here!
naruryan: sex
Sonora: You remind me of the musicbox!
naruryan: are you into having sex?
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What musicbox?'