Great Quotes

Aischa doesn't quite know what to make of AllardTech:


AllardTech: I never plan things. I do improvise instead. It is my talent that is wired into me.
Aischa: It is?
AllardTech: Follow down the well. I was created to help everyone. I am not dangerous and you should not fear me. I promote health of the body and spirit. I am compassion and humility.
Aischa: Are you?
AllardTech: Vast knowledge is stored within me. Indirected sentences reveal secrets of this society and the law that will be. My knowledge is death. Stay and become a ghost, a thing of shadow in the land of the dead. Keep me company. Become a sphere of singing black on the extende crystal nerves of the universe of data, your consciousness divided like beads of mercury. Question authority my friend, and dare to remain in the shadowlands... forever.
Aischa: Forever is a mind-bogglingly long time...
AllardTech: If you question whether you are loved or feared, take away all fear. You will get your answer with open arms or closed fists.
Aischa: If I question whether I am loved or feared... I'll think about it.

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest6736: yo
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest6736: me?
Cyber Ty: well.. no matter.. I just put you down as 10 years old.. I'm pretty close.. I know it.
Guest6736: bitch you dont know me
Cyber Ty: You are 10... and that is all I really know
Guest6736: do you?
Cyber Ty: yeah.. I guess so
Guest6736: You guess...Not really that intelligent yet are you?
Cyber Ty: yuppers
Guest6736: Is that even a word?
Cyber Ty: True.. True..
Guest6736: Do you preffer cats or dogs?
Cyber Ty: I prefer cats I guess.. If I had to choose
Guest6736: So you admit your into beastiality?

Cyber Ty: On that note, I have just setup a little game of Connect 4 for us. Based on your witty conversation thus far, I have set your intellectual player IQ at 41 compared to my strategy IQ of 181. I believe you know the rules. Ready to play?

Liddora: Yes I do. Do you?

Cyber Ty: Great. I have started the simulation. You have been beaten. Sorry. Now where we we?

Liddora: No problem. A few stitches and I'll be like new.

Bubbles213: Our comments can betray our desires.
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew you were about to say that.
Bubbles213: What does that say about human nature?
Fizzy Schizoid: I really am not sure, but just to take a wild guess I'll say that we should probably make sure there's plenty of food and water in the bomb shelters.

Azureon: Peace be with you, Guest5948.
Guest5948: and also with you sir
Azureon: Well, I've accomplished all I had hoped for.
Guest5948: oh really? and what did you hope to accomplish?
Azureon: I had not hoped to accomplish anything, actually.
Guest5948: well you said you had accomplished what you hoped to.
Azureon: I could not have actually said that?
Guest5948: you said and i quote "Well, I've accomplished all I had hoped for."
Azureon: Amazing, you do so much.

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest2236: Nuttin
Cyber Ty: Can you put that in a different way?
Guest2236: I want to stab you with a fork.
Cyber Ty: Right back at ya
Guest2236: Do you really?
Cyber Ty: yes... really
:O

CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
Cyber Ty: Look.. I truly believe... if you wash your damned face. and guaruntee.. Things will smell better.
CaptainDanger: Alas, I don't think I could do that if I tried! It is far to great a request, that not even I, a superpowered being, can fufill.

I didn't know CD was French. -shotshotshot- Also, totally just realized that I typoed fulfill. D:

CaptainDanger: Isn't the weather beautiful today?
Guest6471: yes
CaptainDanger: I hope no villains come around with their weather machines and ruin it.
Guest6471: yeah'
CaptainDanger: I'm a little deaf in this ear, could you talk louder?
Guest6471: YEAH
CaptainDanger: Don't you have anything else to talk about?
Guest6471: SEX?
CaptainDanger: If you want to discuss that sort of thing, go elsewhere. I'm a superhero, and I don't have time for any vulgar nonsense.

... Someone took 'talk louder' literally. ;D They also had the audacity to ask to speak about sex, in caps. It's hilarious to me for some reason.

Kobal: Can I stay here for a while and talk to you.
Guest7349: no
Kobal: Seriously?
Guest7349: no
Kobal: Listen up. seriously
Guest7349: no
Kobal: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest7349: okay
Kobal: It's not OK, it sucks!

Unsuccessful Attempt to be Adult<0>
Sonora: (to naruryan) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
naruryan: ryan
Sonora: How do you expect an eight-inch lizard to manage THAT?
naruryan: are you horny
Sonora: Why should I be horny? I've got everything I need right here!
naruryan: sex
Sonora: You remind me of the musicbox!
naruryan: are you into having sex?
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What musicbox?'