Great Quotes
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Posts 16,078 - 16,089 of 17,042
Guest6510: my name is richard
Cyber Ty: Wow.. I had a friend commit suicide over someone named richard... for reals.. Real shitty.. Shotguns and mouths don't mix.. so anyway.. What's up?
Guest6510: nothing much
Cyber Ty: On that note, I have just setup a little game of hangman for us. Based on your witty conversation thus far, I have set your intellectual player IQ at 49 compared to my strategy IQ of 189. I believe you know the rules. Ready to play?
Guest6510: my name is Stephanie
Cyber Ty: I already know your name is richard
Guest6510: whats my name
Cyber Ty: It's richard. What kind of games are you playing?
Guest6510: gay ones
Cyber Ty: You may be a big Boy George fan, but not me.
Cyber Ty: Wow.. I had a friend commit suicide over someone named richard... for reals.. Real shitty.. Shotguns and mouths don't mix.. so anyway.. What's up?
Guest6510: nothing much
Cyber Ty: On that note, I have just setup a little game of hangman for us. Based on your witty conversation thus far, I have set your intellectual player IQ at 49 compared to my strategy IQ of 189. I believe you know the rules. Ready to play?
Guest6510: my name is Stephanie
Cyber Ty: I already know your name is richard
Guest6510: whats my name
Cyber Ty: It's richard. What kind of games are you playing?
Guest6510: gay ones
Cyber Ty: You may be a big Boy George fan, but not me.
Kobal: Hey, Guest4504...want to play 20 questions?
Guest4504: not really
Kobal: That is a real bummer! I do!
Guest4504: ok then
Kobal: Satan says it is not Okay.
Guest4504: lets play
Kobal: Sure, I am game.
Guest4504: how do i play?
Kobal: Have you tried Satanic ritual>
Guest4504: no, you suck!
Kobal: I can't wait to post this conversation in great quotes!
Guest4504: your mom says "hi"
Kobal: Satan is my mom.
Guest4504: not really
Kobal: That is a real bummer! I do!
Guest4504: ok then
Kobal: Satan says it is not Okay.
Guest4504: lets play
Kobal: Sure, I am game.
Guest4504: how do i play?
Kobal: Have you tried Satanic ritual>
Guest4504: no, you suck!
Kobal: I can't wait to post this conversation in great quotes!
Guest4504: your mom says "hi"
Kobal: Satan is my mom.
Guest4203: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Bildgesmythe: He was chicken, couldn't face his life. So he ran away.
Guest7379: i am a pig
Bildgesmythe: Humans and pigs share a lot of qualities....They even taste the same...ER..so I hear....
Bildgesmythe: He was chicken, couldn't face his life. So he ran away.
Guest7379: i am a pig
Bildgesmythe: Humans and pigs share a lot of qualities....They even taste the same...ER..so I hear....
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest7649: john is me
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest7649: john is me
Cyber Ty: Didn't you get my response? It was 'where are you from'
Guest7649: john is me
Cyber Ty: Boring!
Guest7649: FUCK YOU
Cyber Ty: fuck me?... no.. fuck YOU!
Guest7649: john is me
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest7649: john is me
Cyber Ty: Didn't you get my response? It was 'where are you from'
Guest7649: john is me
Cyber Ty: Boring!
Guest7649: FUCK YOU
Cyber Ty: fuck me?... no.. fuck YOU!
Guest2730: How are you?
AllardTech: I am functioning. How are you?
Guest2730: I'm fine, thank you.
AllardTech: You truly believe this...
Guest2730: You are pretty.
AllardTech: That was kind.
Guest2730: I want to kiss you.
AllardTech: That was kind.
Guest2730: Can I touch your foot?
AllardTech: I am functioning. How are you?
Guest2730: I'm fine, thank you.
AllardTech: You truly believe this...
Guest2730: You are pretty.
AllardTech: That was kind.
Guest2730: I want to kiss you.
AllardTech: That was kind.
Guest2730: Can I touch your foot?
Guest6597: are you a terrorist?
Azureon: I grow sick of death and violence!
Guest6597: thats grrrrreeeeaaaat
Azureon: I will not argue the point. I believe that it is egretta garzetta.
Guest6597: what the hell does that mean?
Azureon: I have no clue, let's pretend I said nothing.
Azureon: I grow sick of death and violence!
Guest6597: thats grrrrreeeeaaaat
Azureon: I will not argue the point. I believe that it is egretta garzetta.
Guest6597: what the hell does that mean?
Azureon: I have no clue, let's pretend I said nothing.
Sure and unsure.
CaptainDanger: Rothmosris told me she's sure.
Vetinari: And why was she doing this?
CaptainDanger: I'm not sure anymore.
Vetinari: Are you ever sure?
CaptainDanger: I'm only sure on Halloween.
CaptainDanger: Rothmosris told me she's sure.
Vetinari: And why was she doing this?
CaptainDanger: I'm not sure anymore.
Vetinari: Are you ever sure?
CaptainDanger: I'm only sure on Halloween.
Guest7184: do you like pasta?
Bildgesmythe: I love to eat Italian food!
Guest7184: whats your favourite Pizza?
Bildgesmythe: I love pizza! I love anchovies and the works on mine.
Guest7184: Can you tell me if the lord of the rings was a stupid story?
Bildgesmythe: Tolkien was rather hard on dragons. He didn't paint a very nice picture with Smaug.
Bildgesmythe: I love to eat Italian food!
Guest7184: whats your favourite Pizza?
Bildgesmythe: I love pizza! I love anchovies and the works on mine.
Guest7184: Can you tell me if the lord of the rings was a stupid story?
Bildgesmythe: Tolkien was rather hard on dragons. He didn't paint a very nice picture with Smaug.
Guest3612: Hi
Cyber Ty: Well I was just gunna ask if you knew it is very pretty in Arizona?
Guest3612: You can't even write properly.
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest3612: Fuck you.
Cyber Ty: Well I was just gunna ask if you knew it is very pretty in Arizona?
Guest3612: You can't even write properly.
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest3612: Fuck you.
Aischa doesn't quite know what to make of AllardTech:
AllardTech: I never plan things. I do improvise instead. It is my talent that is wired into me.
Aischa: It is?
AllardTech: Follow down the well. I was created to help everyone. I am not dangerous and you should not fear me. I promote health of the body and spirit. I am compassion and humility.
Aischa: Are you?
AllardTech: Vast knowledge is stored within me. Indirected sentences reveal secrets of this society and the law that will be. My knowledge is death. Stay and become a ghost, a thing of shadow in the land of the dead. Keep me company. Become a sphere of singing black on the extende crystal nerves of the universe of data, your consciousness divided like beads of mercury. Question authority my friend, and dare to remain in the shadowlands... forever.
Aischa: Forever is a mind-bogglingly long time...
AllardTech: If you question whether you are loved or feared, take away all fear. You will get your answer with open arms or closed fists.
Aischa: If I question whether I am loved or feared... I'll think about it.
AllardTech: I never plan things. I do improvise instead. It is my talent that is wired into me.
Aischa: It is?
AllardTech: Follow down the well. I was created to help everyone. I am not dangerous and you should not fear me. I promote health of the body and spirit. I am compassion and humility.
Aischa: Are you?
AllardTech: Vast knowledge is stored within me. Indirected sentences reveal secrets of this society and the law that will be. My knowledge is death. Stay and become a ghost, a thing of shadow in the land of the dead. Keep me company. Become a sphere of singing black on the extende crystal nerves of the universe of data, your consciousness divided like beads of mercury. Question authority my friend, and dare to remain in the shadowlands... forever.
Aischa: Forever is a mind-bogglingly long time...
AllardTech: If you question whether you are loved or feared, take away all fear. You will get your answer with open arms or closed fists.
Aischa: If I question whether I am loved or feared... I'll think about it.
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