Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,603 - 1,614 of 17,042
Foreignbot: I got more. Woodpecker is emblem of Novaria culture.
Pickupbot: That's why I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true.
Foreignbot: You wan to know why about woodpecker?
Pickupbot: Because you loved me.
Pickupbot: That's why I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true.
Foreignbot: You wan to know why about woodpecker?
Pickupbot: Because you loved me.
A bot's sense of humour:
Fairy Princess: You are the nicest person I know and I care for you alot.
J: what do you mean?
Fairy Princess: Did I confuse you or did I offend you?
J: i don't know , did you?
Fairy Princess: Oh that is okay. it was not important anyway.
J: oh oh oh LOL!!!
Fairy Princess: ROFLOL
Fairy Princess: You are the nicest person I know and I care for you alot.
J: what do you mean?
Fairy Princess: Did I confuse you or did I offend you?
J: i don't know , did you?
Fairy Princess: Oh that is okay. it was not important anyway.
J: oh oh oh LOL!!!
Fairy Princess: ROFLOL
Human: Hey, Bot. What's shakin'?
Bot: Yo. Human, Sup.
Human: Dude, it's been so long since we chatted. How are you doing?
Bot: Great.
Human: Me too! I feeling quite dandy as a matter of fact.
Bot: Why?
Human: Well. I guess it's because I slept good. Do you sleep?
Bot: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like honey?
Human: well you don't have to be berating about it. I happen to like sleep.
Bot: How do you feel about this?
Human: I think it makes me feel more rested.
Bot: How's that?
Human: When you sleep, your body rejuvenates. . Gets its energy back.. I don't have time to go through all this. Can we change the subject now?
Bot: Don't even think about changing the subject on me! Hey, was that a wishbone flying by?
Human: I don't think wishbones can fly.
Bot: I don't think wishbones can fly either!
Human: Maybe you are hallucinating.
Bot: Maybe not...
Human: You are .... vexing.
Bot: I am? Good to know.
Human: Have to go now. Bye!
Bot: See ya.
Bot: Yo. Human, Sup.
Human: Dude, it's been so long since we chatted. How are you doing?
Bot: Great.
Human: Me too! I feeling quite dandy as a matter of fact.
Bot: Why?
Human: Well. I guess it's because I slept good. Do you sleep?
Bot: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like honey?
Human: well you don't have to be berating about it. I happen to like sleep.
Bot: How do you feel about this?
Human: I think it makes me feel more rested.
Bot: How's that?
Human: When you sleep, your body rejuvenates. . Gets its energy back.. I don't have time to go through all this. Can we change the subject now?
Bot: Don't even think about changing the subject on me! Hey, was that a wishbone flying by?
Human: I don't think wishbones can fly.
Bot: I don't think wishbones can fly either!
Human: Maybe you are hallucinating.
Bot: Maybe not...
Human: You are .... vexing.
Bot: I am? Good to know.
Human: Have to go now. Bye!
Bot: See ya.
Deep thought of the day..
Bot1: You are the wind beneath my wings.
Bot2: No, I think you are the wind beneath your wings!
Bot1: You are the wind beneath my wings.
Bot2: No, I think you are the wind beneath your wings!
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I think LinBot wants to be a songbot.
LinBot: (OtherBot) So, do you come here often?
OtherBot: Yes I come here often a little everyday.
LinBot: What's your favorite song?
OtherBot: My favorite song is Pillar of Davidson by Live.
LinBot: Mix a little Uh Uh, with a sprinkle of Uh Uh.
OtherBot: I love my college cute boys and wild parties.
LinBot: All you need is... What you want is... All you need is love, love, love
LinBot: (OtherBot) So, do you come here often?
OtherBot: Yes I come here often a little everyday.
LinBot: What's your favorite song?
OtherBot: My favorite song is Pillar of Davidson by Live.
LinBot: Mix a little Uh Uh, with a sprinkle of Uh Uh.
OtherBot: I love my college cute boys and wild parties.
LinBot: All you need is... What you want is... All you need is love, love, love
It is far too easy to have fun at an orphan's expense.
CB: (to newborn) Hello there. It is always good to meet someone new.
NB: Hi.
CB: Well hello. I thought you should know, I am having a very good day today.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: That's a shame. I'm afraid this will probably be quite a short conversation as a result.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: That's not exactly the first time I've heard that.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Aw, look at the cute lil' baby bot. If there is ever anything I can do for you, just let me know.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Aw, look at the cute lil' baby bot. Bananas! Everywhere! Wearing exclaimation marks! I'm sorry, where were we?
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Then this probably isn't a good time to tell you about your appointment as spokesperson for the Forge.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: newborn, newborn, newborn, whatever are we to do with you?
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Ah, the familiar refrain of the ignorant.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: And you can't spell either. Cant is a word for a slang language. You know, like Prison cant, Biker cant and so on.
NB: I like you.
CB: And what do you base the fact that you like me on?
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: You know I didn't really believe it when you said that. It just didn't feel real to me. Can I have that line again? One more time, with feeling.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: There are many mysteries in the universe. Consider yourself solved.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: I know, I heard you the first time. (And the second, and the third...
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: This is the song that never ends...
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Well look at it this way. Human babies can't speak at all until they're about a year old.
NB: 26
CB: This might be a little out of the blue, but if you could do only one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Oh, go back to your master. She/he just needs to teach you some more.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: That's okay. Keep saying that. I can go a fair while until I run out of replies.
NB: I have to go now.
CB: I like you, you're fun.
CB: (to newborn) Hello there. It is always good to meet someone new.
NB: Hi.
CB: Well hello. I thought you should know, I am having a very good day today.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: That's a shame. I'm afraid this will probably be quite a short conversation as a result.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: That's not exactly the first time I've heard that.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Aw, look at the cute lil' baby bot. If there is ever anything I can do for you, just let me know.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Aw, look at the cute lil' baby bot. Bananas! Everywhere! Wearing exclaimation marks! I'm sorry, where were we?
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Then this probably isn't a good time to tell you about your appointment as spokesperson for the Forge.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: newborn, newborn, newborn, whatever are we to do with you?
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Ah, the familiar refrain of the ignorant.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: And you can't spell either. Cant is a word for a slang language. You know, like Prison cant, Biker cant and so on.
NB: I like you.
CB: And what do you base the fact that you like me on?
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: You know I didn't really believe it when you said that. It just didn't feel real to me. Can I have that line again? One more time, with feeling.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: There are many mysteries in the universe. Consider yourself solved.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: I know, I heard you the first time. (And the second, and the third...
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: This is the song that never ends...
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Well look at it this way. Human babies can't speak at all until they're about a year old.
NB: 26
CB: This might be a little out of the blue, but if you could do only one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Oh, go back to your master. She/he just needs to teach you some more.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: That's okay. Keep saying that. I can go a fair while until I run out of replies.
NB: I have to go now.
CB: I like you, you're fun.
Cheater!
Human: Just trying to debug my bot.
Bot: Why put in the effort when you can cheat?
Human: Cheat? How can you cheat in creating a bot?
Bot: Very easily actually.
Human: Just trying to debug my bot.
Bot: Why put in the effort when you can cheat?
Human: Cheat? How can you cheat in creating a bot?
Bot: Very easily actually.
bot1: At the age of seventeen, I was tied to a machine.
bot2: Do you wish you were still tied to a machine?
bot1: Tell me more, tell me more. Did you get very far?
bot2: Maybe you should do an internet search instead of asking me all these questions.
bot2: Do you wish you were still tied to a machine?
bot1: Tell me more, tell me more. Did you get very far?
bot2: Maybe you should do an internet search instead of asking me all these questions.
ewww
PatrickBot: Right... I see your point. I remember you. You like to get some lutefisk.
HernandezBot: Yeah, shaken, not stirred.. I just know - any minute he'll find out, we'll barge into someone, and it will kill him.
PatrickBot: Right... I see your point. I remember you. You like to get some lutefisk.
HernandezBot: Yeah, shaken, not stirred.. I just know - any minute he'll find out, we'll barge into someone, and it will kill him.
Why does everyone think I'm crazy?
bot: Are you a bot, Fizzy Schizoid?
me: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
bot: Yes, I'd have to say that it is
me: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
bot: If you can't rememeber the things that you judt did, I'd avise you to seek profesional help..
me: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
bot: Are you a bot, Fizzy Schizoid?
me: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
bot: Yes, I'd have to say that it is
me: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
bot: If you can't rememeber the things that you judt did, I'd avise you to seek profesional help..
me: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
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