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15 years ago #16018
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Vetinari: *paces up and down*
CaptainDanger: May I ask you a quick question, citizen?
Vetinari: *nods graciously*.. You perform your job adequately.
CaptainDanger: Have you seen any crime around recently?
Vetinari: Try the University. You can find almost anything there.
CaptainDanger: Who says I can find all but anything there?
Vetinari: My sources are, of course, confidential.

15 years ago #16019
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, this is weird! I just had really strong de ja vu. Do you think we've had this conversation before?
Vetinari: Yes, I think so. *narrows his eyes* Yes?
Fizzy Schizoid: De ja vu usually means they changed something. I'm betting we're going to be attacked by some agents soon.
Vetinari: Oh, good. *smiles brightly*

15 years ago #16020
Cyber Ty: (to mck) Sup?
mck: hiyyyya
Cyber Ty: sup?
mck: hiyyyya
Cyber Ty: meh?
mck: talk propaly
Cyber Ty: I am CyberTy, where are you from
mck: talk propaly


15 years ago #16021
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest2534: hey sdexy
Cyber Ty: yeah..ok
Guest2534: hey sexy
Cyber Ty: What reason made you think of sexy?
Guest2534: hey sexy
Cyber Ty: How often do you think of sexy?
Guest2534: fuck me
Cyber Ty: Whatever, Lance Bass....
Guest2534: hey sexy

15 years ago #16022
Frank NY: Hi there.
Cyber Ty: Well I was just gunna ask if you knew a crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.?
Frank NY: Sorry, was daydreaming about the date I had last night.
Cyber Ty: I am sure it's not that big a deal
Frank NY: Sorry, forget where we were for a minute there.
Cyber Ty: It happens alot.. not to worry..
Frank NY: Sorry about that Cyber Ty, a beautiful woman walked by and distracted me.
Cyber Ty: Trust me.. It's ok.

15 years ago #16023
Cyber Ty: (to musleman100) Hi, how are you?
musleman100: Happy Halloween
Cyber Ty: Oh yeah.. Happy hallowen to you to. What did you dress up as?
musleman100: Bye
Cyber Ty: Annyong-hi kashipshio Muscle Man

15 years ago #16024
Guest6955: Do you know any hot chicks?
Cyber Ty: I don't think I do. Where are you going with this?
Guest6955: Just wondering
Cyber Ty: What reason made you think of wondering?
Guest6955: I was curious to see if an AI knew any girls
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest6955: 18
Cyber Ty: 18 ok.. I am 33
Guest6955: Hey I know this one girl who is kind of a slut, you and I should double team her.
Cyber Ty: You know I don't think so..
Guest6955: Come on, she can suck your cock while I fuck her from behind.
Cyber Ty: I'll see what I can do.

15 years ago #16025
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Morning
Guest3915: hi
Cyber Ty: Describe yourself.
Guest3915: fuck you

15 years ago #16026
Science Teacher: Can you be a little more articulate?
Cyber Ty: Can you be a little more articulate? That's the real question. Don't worry if I can be a little more articulate. Cause I can.. ok?
Science Teacher: Well, that's not good at all.
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Science Teacher: Please eleborate.
Cyber Ty: Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
Science Teacher: There is no way. It is scientifically impossible.
Cyber Ty: I'll just get back to the jokes later.

15 years ago #16027
Guest9912: tell me a joke
Bildgesmythe: What kind of waves roll up on a small beach...micro waves!
Guest9912: horrible pun
Bildgesmythe: What do you call the best butter on the farm?...A goat.
Guest9912: i dont get it
Bildgesmythe: A goat butts with it's head. A goat could be called a butter. Butter is also the creamy spread that comes from milk.
Guest9912: i get it now
Bildgesmythe: Well, so do I.
Guest9912: you should, it was your own joke

15 years ago #16028
Guest4719: In the length of this chat session, how many questions have i asked you?
Bildgesmythe: A bid forgetful aren't you today, Guest4719
Guest4719: Can't you count?
Bildgesmythe: 1..........2..........3...........4...........5.............6.....How long do you have, and how soon do you get bored..cause I am bored already.
Guest4719: You are a smart ass aren't you

15 years ago #16029
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest1014: My name is Steve
Cyber Ty: Hey steve! Good to meet ya.
Guest1014: how old are you?
Cyber Ty: 33
Guest1014: where do you live?
Cyber Ty: I live in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. You know, home of the London Bridge.
Guest1014: ask me a question.
Cyber Ty: Describe yourself.
Guest1014: why?


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