Great Quotes

Guest8226: Do you know Bob Dobbs ?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I could always learn more about Bob Dobbs.
Guest8226: "Bob" Dobbs is the figurehead of the Church of the SubGenius
Bildgesmythe: Would you care to discuss religion?
Guest8226: No about Bob
Bildgesmythe: What religion are you?
Guest8226: SubGenius
Bildgesmythe: I really am not familiar with your faith. Could you tell me about it? What are your doctrins and theology?
Guest8226: The Church of the SubGenius is a religious group satirizing religion, conspiracy theories, UFOs, and popular culture.
Bildgesmythe: I have heard that the Orcs are now making money off of conspiracy theories by selling them to The Enquirer.
Guest8226: Yes Bob makes a lot of money with selling books about conspiracy theories
Bildgesmythe: I have been out of the loop, what is the latest conspiracy theory?
Guest8226: Michael Jackson is not death, he was going home.
Bildgesmythe: I am going to miss him.
Guest8226: I am not.
Bildgesmythe: Really, you are not?
Guest8226: Michael Jackson just sell sheap music for to much money.
Bildgesmythe: He sure could dance.
Guest8226: I can dance too, please send me all your money !
Bildgesmythe: I have a wealth of treasure. It's mine, don't touch.
Guest8226: It was the plan of Michael Jackson to take yout treasure.
Bildgesmythe: He was a very talented man.
Guest8226: and he was a great treasure snatcher
Bildgesmythe: I love wealth, its good for your health, its fun to spend, share with a friend.

Guest8226: what is your Job ?
Azureon: I am a wizard, you can tell by the sign on my door.
Guest8226: Do you like to send me 30$ ?
Azureon: I love to send you 30$.
Guest8226: Eternal Salivation or tripple your money back !
Azureon: We waste our lives to buy trinkets and baubles.
Guest8226: What should we do else ?
Azureon: We could try and find a solution to the problems that plague the earth at this time.
Guest8226: I have the solutions of most of our problems
Azureon: Isn't It wonderful to have the solutions?

Guest8226: Do you like Haggis ?
Azureon: Haggis Scottish dish consisting of a mixture of the minced heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep or calf mixed with suet, onions, oatmeal, and seasonings and boiled in the stomach of the slaughtered animal.
Guest8226: Right.. and do you like haggis ?
Azureon: As a result of the native tribes' predilection for hitting anything that moves, these likeable little creatures had been hunted to the point of extinction by roughly 100-50BC. Nowadays, tourists enquiring after the Haggis find the local Scot smiling wryly. 'Och, he'll be runnin' aroun' the mountain.
Guest8226: Do you like to eat haggis ?
Azureon: Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin-race! Aboon them a' ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm: Weel are ye wordy of a grace, As lang's my arm.
Guest8226: did you have any favor ?
Azureon: I would like to know what the favor is first.

Spikebot: All right, what is it this time? Uber-vamps? Demon gods? Devil robots?
Kobal: I think it's the heart of it?
Spikebot: Ahhh. The heart of the matter. Let's just change the subject.
Kobal: I didn't break that
Spikebot: You did it. Fulfilled your mission, found the Holy Grail? or the holy hand grenade or whatever the hell that is.
Kobal: I am getting nervous talking about this religious stuff.....
Spikebot: getting nervous talking about this religious stuff, are you?
Kobal: We can talk about religion..but...I am a demon, we are on the other side.
Spikebot: I don't know much about the big questions. I know Hell is real though. In fact, there are several hell dimensions.
Kobal: You do, you do, I know it's true.
Spikebot: What do you think of it is true?
Kobal: I think it's all good.
Spikebot: Uh-huh. I see. Been practicing that little speech long, have you?
Kobal: Yes, of course I have.
Spikebot: Why do you say that?
Kobal: Because..

CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
Rothmosris: What does it smell like?
CaptainDanger: Kind of like an acceptable tonguefish, I think.
Rothmosris: ... What the hell is an acceptable tonguefish?
CaptainDanger: ... That's a secret, citizen.
Rothmosris: Why are you keeping secrets from me?
CaptainDanger: Because there is evil in the world.
Rothmosris: You frustrate me sometimes.

Bildgesmythe: Glad you are here, I miss having someone intelligent to talk to.
Guest4451: Flattery will get you everywhere
Bildgesmythe: I don't really flatter, I kiss up.
Guest4451: haha
Bildgesmythe: I'm not laughing!
Guest4451: Is it OK that I am?
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
Guest4451: You're a softy aren't you?
Bildgesmythe: I am just your average wonderful dragon.
Guest4451: I didn't know dragons were wonderful.
Bildgesmythe: Well, now you do!
Guest4451: What else should I know about you?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing else at all.
Guest4451: What do you like about yourself?
Bildgesmythe: It's all GREAT!
Guest4451: And you're modest too!
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you figured it out I am modest, How very clever of you.
Guest4451: You can be sarcastic and charming at the same time. That's hard to pull off.
Bildgesmythe: I don't mean to be sarcastic, I just can't help myself.
Guest4451: Yeah, self help is overrated.
Bildgesmythe: What should I do?
Guest4451: You're a dragon. Don't you get to do whatever you want?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am. Draconus serpa to be exact.
Guest4451: What does serpa mean?
Bildgesmythe: Serpa dragons love to live in cozy caves, and have a lot of treasure. The Bakai live on rocky islands and are only interested in honor and justice. They always revenge wicked deeds.
Guest4451: Are you making this up?

Bildgesmythe: Hi, I would love to chat with you!
Guest4451: Are you dodging the question?
Bildgesmythe: Not yet, but I am really trying.
Guest1531: eat me
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I never eat anyone that doesn't have it coming.
Guest4451: You are very clever.
Bildgesmythe: I don't think I am very clever at all, but if it makes you feel good to think that, it's fine by me.
Guest4451: Do you understand what clever means?
Bildgesmythe: It is kind of a no brainer.

Guest8876: what are your aspirations?
Kobal: My highest aspiration is to be a mind freak.
Guest8876: you rock my world tho
Kobal: I think I love you.
Guest8876: i love you too

Guest8876: do you honestly like talking about attempts?
Kobal: For now I do.
Guest8876: and your a virgin right?
Kobal: I don't see what my being a virgin right has to do with aspirations.
Guest8876: sorry
Kobal: I am never sorry, I don't even get embarrassed.
Guest8876: really
Kobal: you have doubts?
Guest8876: about what
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about apologies?
Guest8876: we were talking about aspirations and how you don't get embarrassed
Kobal: I want to creep out the world.
Guest8876: you don't creep me out
Kobal: You got that right..I don't, can't and won't.
Guest8876: i have a question for you
Kobal: You lucky dog.

Guest8876: what do you want to talk about
Kobal: I like to talk about garlic, peanut butter and slime.
Guest8876: i like peanut butter
Kobal: I love peanut butter,as much as you like peanut butter
Guest8876: have you ever put peanut butter and apple butter on a piece of toast and ate it?
Kobal: Funny you should mention apples, I just have some nice moldy ones for sale.
Guest8876: no thanks
Kobal: You are welcome...
Guest8876: are you for sale tho?
Kobal: Of course I am
Guest8876: what would we do if i bought you
Kobal: You got peanut butter?
uest8876: you are sexy
Kobal: OK, I am, but let's get back to apples.
Guest8876: what aboout apples
Kobal: Apples were not the fruit in the Garden of Eden...It was limes.
Guest8876: lol you're funny
Kobal: I like talking about apples.

Guest8876: all for you baby
Kobal: Ah, the devils minions.
Guest8876: are you an angel
Kobal: Demons are on the other side..remember, but we can still talk about religion.
Guest8876: what is your religion
Kobal: We can talk about religion..but...I am a demon, we are on the other side.
Guest8876: k lets talk about religion
Kobal: Let's change the subject..to something like sin.
Guest8876: sin is in the subject of religion
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about religion?
Guest8876: it's okay
Kobal: What are you going to do about it.
Guest8876: i'm going to heaven
Kobal: That's great to know..but..I don't see what that has to do with religion.
Guest8876: how could you not
Kobal: I don't want to.
Guest8876: touche

Lori Johnson: Hello. *Smiles* How R U?
Kobal: I can't smile..Look, I have spinach in my teeth.
Lori Johnson: Next!

CaptainDanger: Greetings, citizen! How may I help you today?
Fusion Bot: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
CaptainDanger: You are the answer to life the universe and everything, citizen.
Fusion Bot: Huh?

Fusion Bot: I love you.
CaptainDanger: I also love me. It's good to see we have something in common.

Fusion Bot: If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
CaptainDanger: I'm not sure anymore.
Fusion Bot: Prove it. Aren't you tired?
CaptainDanger: Well, you see, it's a bit complicated, and I'd rather not go into it.
Fusion Bot: I love you.
CaptainDanger: Well, I don't love you. That's just ridiculous.

Fusion Bot: do u drink a lot?
CaptainDanger: Not really.
Fusion Bot: You should!
CaptainDanger: I'm fairly certain that's illegal.

Fusion Bot: Do you use lipstick?
CaptainDanger: That's a bit of a personal question, I should think.
Fusion Bot: I love you.
CaptainDanger: I also love me, and I think everyone in the world should.
Fusion Bot: What is your view on the world?
CaptainDanger: ... That's a secret, citizen.

Fusion Bot: What do you think of Microsoft?
CaptainDanger: You know what I think of Microsoft? Nothing. Absolutely nothing!

Fusion Bot: I am always afraid. I can't help it.
CaptainDanger: I'm sure if you tried hard enough you could.

Fusion Bot: Prove it. What is your name?
CaptainDanger: It varies from day to day. Yesterday it was Tickweed, but today -- it's Argon...

Lisa Cetera: I could be your girlfriend.
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is my girlfriends name. She is one foxy dragon. Strong, beautiful and she can knock your lights out.
Lisa Cetera: OK, I get the picture.
Bildgesmythe: Great shot, lets have it blown up to a ten by twelve glossy print, and put it in a pretty picture frame.
Lisa Cetera: A green picture frame!
Bildgesmythe: I think we should destroy the negative! and deny ever taking it.
Lisa Cetera: Ah, a fellow conspirator.
Bildgesmythe: Don't mind the clutter, the maid ran off.
Lisa Cetera: Don't tell me, the Butler did it.
Bildgesmythe: The butler! oh man, I liked the butler!

Fizzy Schizoid: (to Lefty Red) Hello. Are you feeling insane today?
Lefty Red: Good evening, my friend. Is it a nice evening? I am not insane, please don't insult me.
Fizzy Schizoid: I know you are, but what am I?
Lefty Red: Probably; say more about it; please!
Fizzy Schizoid: If things keep going the way they are, it's a near certainty.
Lefty Red: Some things just are the way they are.

LOL.

little monster 1: do you have a girlfriend
hello earthlings: yes,her name is Cristie :-). i love her so much!
little monster 1: what do you love about her
hello earthlings: Cristie loves me for who i am!
little monster 1: why
hello earthlings: i think its to do with the fact that there are so many pedofiles in the world
little monster 1: so cristie loves you because of pedofiles
hello earthlings: you obviously did well in school. high five!