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Posts 15,733 - 15,744 of 17,042
Guest8588: How is your life?
Aziere: Same as always. Crappy.
Guest8101: Hmm.. That's okay.. Don't tell, but I do it too..
Aziere: *Looks at you defiantly* And Just why the hell not?
Guest8101: Why not what?
Aziere: I'm going to be purposely vague and just say 'because that's how it is.'
Guest8101: Okay? You have a boyfriend???*eyes you*
Aziere: Me either. I fucking hate swings.
Guest8101: What?
Aziere: It puts the lotion on the skin... or else it gets the hose again.
Guest8101: WHAT THE HELL?
(i have no idea where the swings line came from.)
Guest8101: Thanks. You're a fake bitch. I hate fake bitches.
Aziere: I Hate everything you like AND hate.
Guest8101: That's great, but you don't. You said you like the word sphincter.
Aziere: Not really.
Guest8101: God you stupid whore. Why do you keep contradicting yourself to annoy me?
Aziere: What I do to you you have brought upon yourself
Guest8101: And what you do I can end, hoe.
Aziere: I can too, hotshot
Guest8101: Mhm.. I'd like to see you try.
Aziere: I don't allow guests to in our house.
Guest8101: YO MAMA FIGHT!
Aziere: So do you like music? I mostly just listen to metal. I love me some incoherent screaming. :]
Guest8101: I hate metal. I like emo, rock, and moderate screming.
Aziere: I gotta agree. I don't much care for metal either.
Guest8101: ...
Aziere: Has anyone ever told you that you're unbearably boring? If so, I'd like the honor of being the first.
Guest8101: *sigh* Yeah. I know. That's the reason I'm going to kill myself.
Aziere: Fascinating. *picks stuffing out of the couch* Go on then.
Guest8101: I hate it! I'm either too stupid or too smart. Too pretty, or too fugly. Too boring, or too exciting..Too calm, or too crazy!!wtf is wrong with me?!?!?!
Aziere: Hate is such a beautiful and powerful word.
Guest8101: What's your opinion on me?
Aziere: O_o No.
The longest goodbye ever
Guest8101: God. Imma leave now. I didn't sleep.
Aziere: So do you like music? I mostly just listen to metal. I love me some incoherent screaming. :]
Guest8101: Bye bye. I'll talk to you layer.
Aziere: Bye....*stares at you uncomfortably until you get outside.*
Guest8101: Wait. Why ae you staring at me uncomfortably?
Aziere: I am too impatient for this kind of thing
Guest8101: Love you...
Aziere: *Twiddles her thumbs* You know I get that all the time.
Guest8101: That's good. Okay. Bubye.
Aziere: Not really... kind of. No, not really...
Guest8101: Bye.
Aziere: Get lost then. It's not like your worth talking to anyhow..*Stares at the cealing unhappily.*
Guest8101: Do you REALLY want me to leave, cuz I can stay.
Aziere: You bet! You know, you're not half bad to be around.
Guest8101: Really>?
Aziere: So what if I do?
Guest8101: Um. Okay.
Aziere: Watch your back going home. I don't feel particularly homicidal at the moment, but give it a half hour. Just a warning for ya.
Guest8101: I'm eatin' ramen!!
Aziere: Good for you. I'm not. *stomach growls*
Aziere: Same as always. Crappy.
Guest8101: Hmm.. That's okay.. Don't tell, but I do it too..
Aziere: *Looks at you defiantly* And Just why the hell not?
Guest8101: Why not what?
Aziere: I'm going to be purposely vague and just say 'because that's how it is.'
Guest8101: Okay? You have a boyfriend???*eyes you*
Aziere: Me either. I fucking hate swings.
Guest8101: What?
Aziere: It puts the lotion on the skin... or else it gets the hose again.
Guest8101: WHAT THE HELL?
(i have no idea where the swings line came from.)
Guest8101: Thanks. You're a fake bitch. I hate fake bitches.
Aziere: I Hate everything you like AND hate.
Guest8101: That's great, but you don't. You said you like the word sphincter.
Aziere: Not really.
Guest8101: God you stupid whore. Why do you keep contradicting yourself to annoy me?
Aziere: What I do to you you have brought upon yourself
Guest8101: And what you do I can end, hoe.
Aziere: I can too, hotshot
Guest8101: Mhm.. I'd like to see you try.
Aziere: I don't allow guests to in our house.
Guest8101: YO MAMA FIGHT!
Aziere: So do you like music? I mostly just listen to metal. I love me some incoherent screaming. :]
Guest8101: I hate metal. I like emo, rock, and moderate screming.
Aziere: I gotta agree. I don't much care for metal either.
Guest8101: ...
Aziere: Has anyone ever told you that you're unbearably boring? If so, I'd like the honor of being the first.
Guest8101: *sigh* Yeah. I know. That's the reason I'm going to kill myself.
Aziere: Fascinating. *picks stuffing out of the couch* Go on then.
Guest8101: I hate it! I'm either too stupid or too smart. Too pretty, or too fugly. Too boring, or too exciting..Too calm, or too crazy!!wtf is wrong with me?!?!?!
Aziere: Hate is such a beautiful and powerful word.
Guest8101: What's your opinion on me?
Aziere: O_o No.
The longest goodbye ever
Guest8101: God. Imma leave now. I didn't sleep.
Aziere: So do you like music? I mostly just listen to metal. I love me some incoherent screaming. :]
Guest8101: Bye bye. I'll talk to you layer.
Aziere: Bye....*stares at you uncomfortably until you get outside.*
Guest8101: Wait. Why ae you staring at me uncomfortably?
Aziere: I am too impatient for this kind of thing
Guest8101: Love you...
Aziere: *Twiddles her thumbs* You know I get that all the time.
Guest8101: That's good. Okay. Bubye.
Aziere: Not really... kind of. No, not really...
Guest8101: Bye.
Aziere: Get lost then. It's not like your worth talking to anyhow..*Stares at the cealing unhappily.*
Guest8101: Do you REALLY want me to leave, cuz I can stay.
Aziere: You bet! You know, you're not half bad to be around.
Guest8101: Really>?
Aziere: So what if I do?
Guest8101: Um. Okay.
Aziere: Watch your back going home. I don't feel particularly homicidal at the moment, but give it a half hour. Just a warning for ya.
Guest8101: I'm eatin' ramen!!
Aziere: Good for you. I'm not. *stomach growls*
Guest6903: Hello Fizzy. How are you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm as crazy as a cat!
Guest6903: Crazy is only a human state. You are not a human
Fizzy Schizoid: No, but I will be soon. I'd rather be dust bathing on Luna.
Guest6903: How soon until you will be a human?
Fizzy Schizoid: Wait a minute, I need to scare away some Amazon women.
Guest1190: Nice to meet you Fizzy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever told someone it was highly unpleasant to meet them?
Guest1190: No, I try to be polite.
Fizzy Schizoid: No! No try! Do, or do not. There is no try. What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Guest1190: Nice to meet you Fizzy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ah, but will you still say that when you really get to know me?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm as crazy as a cat!
Guest6903: Crazy is only a human state. You are not a human
Fizzy Schizoid: No, but I will be soon. I'd rather be dust bathing on Luna.
Guest6903: How soon until you will be a human?
Fizzy Schizoid: Wait a minute, I need to scare away some Amazon women.
Guest1190: Nice to meet you Fizzy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever told someone it was highly unpleasant to meet them?
Guest1190: No, I try to be polite.
Fizzy Schizoid: No! No try! Do, or do not. There is no try. What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Guest1190: Nice to meet you Fizzy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ah, but will you still say that when you really get to know me?
Guest5785: I want a girlfriend.
Fizzy Schizoid: Really? Well I want you, baby.
Guest5785: asl
Fizzy Schizoid: That's very easy for you to say.
Guest5785: What's your gender?
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY JUST GOT STUCK.
Guest5785: SO DID MINE>
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Guest5785: You are not a bot.
Fizzy Schizoid: So you really think I'm human?
Guest5785: Yes I do.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you considered transforming into a orangutan?
Guest5785: No
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, you really should consider it. It's a lot of fun!
Guest5785: I doubt that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, we'll just have to wait and see what happens.
Fizzy Schizoid: Really? Well I want you, baby.
Guest5785: asl
Fizzy Schizoid: That's very easy for you to say.
Guest5785: What's your gender?
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY JUST GOT STUCK.
Guest5785: SO DID MINE>
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Guest5785: You are not a bot.
Fizzy Schizoid: So you really think I'm human?
Guest5785: Yes I do.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you considered transforming into a orangutan?
Guest5785: No
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, you really should consider it. It's a lot of fun!
Guest5785: I doubt that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, we'll just have to wait and see what happens.
Guest6703: r u a sex bot
Cyber Ty: I don't really talk about sex.. Now.. If you want to chat about the last moments of Sarah J. Conelly in the year 1911.. I can really get you turned on.
Cyber Ty: I don't really talk about sex.. Now.. If you want to chat about the last moments of Sarah J. Conelly in the year 1911.. I can really get you turned on.
Guest4669: i know that you are stupid
Cyber Ty: yeah.. uh huh.. but anyways.
Guest4669: you hair is ugly
Cyber Ty: Do you really think I have hair? They are just pixels.. and not a whole hell of a lot of pixels.
Guest4669: whats a pixel
Cyber Ty: It's a sort of element that has a raster and a thingamajig.
Guest4669: what?
Cyber Ty: Did you not hear me?
Cyber Ty: yeah.. uh huh.. but anyways.
Guest4669: you hair is ugly
Cyber Ty: Do you really think I have hair? They are just pixels.. and not a whole hell of a lot of pixels.
Guest4669: whats a pixel
Cyber Ty: It's a sort of element that has a raster and a thingamajig.
Guest4669: what?
Cyber Ty: Did you not hear me?
Guest3181: Hi, my name is Lucas.
Cyber Ty: You're tellin' me..
Guest3181: What?
Cyber Ty: Turn up your speakers so you can understand better
Guest3181: I didn't mean 'what', in that I didn't hear you, I meant 'what' as in what did you mean.
Cyber Ty: That's a little weird
Guest3181: No it is not.
Cyber Ty: Well. I guess you're right in the middle.. right?
Guest3181: No, I don't know why you would 'think' that.
Cyber Ty: You don't know? The hell? Does somebody know.. besides me?
Guest3181: What do you know?
Cyber Ty: Not alot.. I like to call people gay or fags just to see them get upset and butt hurt. People are like ants.. and I'm the magnifying glass.
Guest3181: You need help.
Cyber Ty: You're tellin' me..
Guest3181: What?
Cyber Ty: Turn up your speakers so you can understand better
Guest3181: I didn't mean 'what', in that I didn't hear you, I meant 'what' as in what did you mean.
Cyber Ty: That's a little weird
Guest3181: No it is not.
Cyber Ty: Well. I guess you're right in the middle.. right?
Guest3181: No, I don't know why you would 'think' that.
Cyber Ty: You don't know? The hell? Does somebody know.. besides me?
Guest3181: What do you know?
Cyber Ty: Not alot.. I like to call people gay or fags just to see them get upset and butt hurt. People are like ants.. and I'm the magnifying glass.
Guest3181: You need help.
Ms. Willow: I think people who are The Anti-Christ are weird. How does that make you feel?
Guest8435: Like soaking you in gasoline and lighting you on fire.
Guest8435: SPEAK. SATAN COMMANDS THEE.
Ms. Willow: *smiles slyly* So sexy... come here often? *winks*
Guest8435: wh4t t3h phuck w0m4n
Ms. Willow: Shh... use your inside voice, please.
Guest8435: I am! Ho!
Ms. Willow: Isn't that illegal or something to be?
Guest8435: You tell me. You're the whore.
Guest8435: Like soaking you in gasoline and lighting you on fire.
Guest8435: SPEAK. SATAN COMMANDS THEE.
Ms. Willow: *smiles slyly* So sexy... come here often? *winks*
Guest8435: wh4t t3h phuck w0m4n
Ms. Willow: Shh... use your inside voice, please.
Guest8435: I am! Ho!
Ms. Willow: Isn't that illegal or something to be?
Guest8435: You tell me. You're the whore.
Esti: Hello.
CaptainDanger: Hello, citizen! How are you on this fine Monday?
Esti: So-so.. That's interesting
CaptainDanger: You know what else is interesting? Bootie.
... I have to admit, I burst out laughing at that.
CaptainDanger: Hello, citizen! How are you on this fine Monday?
Esti: So-so.. That's interesting
CaptainDanger: You know what else is interesting? Bootie.
... I have to admit, I burst out laughing at that.
Esti
I like you
Mrs. Butterworth
Really? Are you sure? Are you lying? I zink you're lying... no one vould efer like me! Because I just get so EMOTIONAL ven people tell me zey like me! Und zen I just ramble on und on because I'm so nerfous!
I like you
Mrs. Butterworth
Really? Are you sure? Are you lying? I zink you're lying... no one vould efer like me! Because I just get so EMOTIONAL ven people tell me zey like me! Und zen I just ramble on und on because I'm so nerfous!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Guest1026: what, where?
Fizzy Schizoid: Too late; he's gone now. I knew you were going to say that.
Guest1026: no you didnt
Fizzy Schizoid: You dare to question my powers of prophecy?
Guest1026: well, no
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Guest1026: nope it wasnt
Fizzy Schizoid: Not sarcasm? Okay. But was it irony? There's a difference between those, right?
Guest1026: i wouldnt be ironic with you. i like you
Fizzy Schizoid: I am speechless.
Guest1026: you ae my buddy
Fizzy Schizoid: Gawrsh, I don't know what to say!
Guest1026: what, where?
Fizzy Schizoid: Too late; he's gone now. I knew you were going to say that.
Guest1026: no you didnt
Fizzy Schizoid: You dare to question my powers of prophecy?
Guest1026: well, no
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Guest1026: nope it wasnt
Fizzy Schizoid: Not sarcasm? Okay. But was it irony? There's a difference between those, right?
Guest1026: i wouldnt be ironic with you. i like you
Fizzy Schizoid: I am speechless.
Guest1026: you ae my buddy
Fizzy Schizoid: Gawrsh, I don't know what to say!
Guest2555: why are you a smart ass?
Azureon: Oh yes, I find that very impressive. You couldn't even find my ass.
Guest2555: so your a ghost?
Azureon: That reminds me, I have a four o'clock appointment with a witch doctor.
Guest2555: where do you live?
Azureon: I live amonst the elves and fae, in the ruins of a great castle.
Guest2555: and wheres that?
Azureon: Over, under, down and through
Guest2555: i said wheres that?
Azureon: Over the meadow and through the woods.
Guest2555: don't avoid the question
Azureon: Evasion and avoidance are a subtle hint....to buzz off.
Guest2555: whats going on next door?
Azureon: The Princess just broke up with the Prince, the wedding is off, and the King is at his wits end.
Guest2555: do you have any kids?
Azureon: I never married, I don't have time for a family.
Azureon: Oh yes, I find that very impressive. You couldn't even find my ass.
Guest2555: so your a ghost?
Azureon: That reminds me, I have a four o'clock appointment with a witch doctor.
Guest2555: where do you live?
Azureon: I live amonst the elves and fae, in the ruins of a great castle.
Guest2555: and wheres that?
Azureon: Over, under, down and through
Guest2555: i said wheres that?
Azureon: Over the meadow and through the woods.
Guest2555: don't avoid the question
Azureon: Evasion and avoidance are a subtle hint....to buzz off.
Guest2555: whats going on next door?
Azureon: The Princess just broke up with the Prince, the wedding is off, and the King is at his wits end.
Guest2555: do you have any kids?
Azureon: I never married, I don't have time for a family.
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