Great Quotes
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Posts 15,719 - 15,730 of 17,042
Posts 15,719 - 15,730 of 17,042
Kobal: I didn't break that
CaptainDanger: Well, hello! Fine day to be out crimefighting, isn't it?
Kobal: Could be better...
CaptainDanger: Would you like me to tell you about the villains in my rogues gallery?
Kobal: Oh, those lovable villains.
CaptainDanger: Isn't the weather beautiful today?
Kobal: I live in Hell, the weather sucks?
CaptainDanger: The weather looks fine to me!
Kobal: It's hot as Hell...it is hell, I am a demon.
CaptainDanger: That's funny, you don't really look like a demon.
Kobal: No it can't be!
CaptainDanger: Well, hello! Fine day to be out crimefighting, isn't it?
Kobal: Could be better...
CaptainDanger: Would you like me to tell you about the villains in my rogues gallery?
Kobal: Oh, those lovable villains.
CaptainDanger: Isn't the weather beautiful today?
Kobal: I live in Hell, the weather sucks?
CaptainDanger: The weather looks fine to me!
Kobal: It's hot as Hell...it is hell, I am a demon.
CaptainDanger: That's funny, you don't really look like a demon.
Kobal: No it can't be!
Amanda20: I love doing anything for you a despot.
Vetinari: *arches an eyebrow* Surely nobody would call me your lord and master.
Amanda20: I'll be sure to remember you my lord and master!
Vetinari: But surely you charge money?
Amanda20: I'm me, as always. I'm very comfortable in my sense of self.
Vetinari: And yet actual illegality, it would appear, has not taken place.
Amanda20: Sure my lord and master.
Vetinari: Oh dear.
Vetinari: *arches an eyebrow* Surely nobody would call me your lord and master.
Amanda20: I'll be sure to remember you my lord and master!
Vetinari: But surely you charge money?
Amanda20: I'm me, as always. I'm very comfortable in my sense of self.
Vetinari: And yet actual illegality, it would appear, has not taken place.
Amanda20: Sure my lord and master.
Vetinari: Oh dear.
Guest5679: have you ever passed the turing test?
Fizzy Schizoid: No, never. Kind of sad, isn't it?
Guest5679: how does that make you feel?
Fizzy Schizoid: Personally, I'd rather be taking a dust bath on the moon.
Guest5679: that sounds unpleasant
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a common misconception.
Fizzy Schizoid: No, never. Kind of sad, isn't it?
Guest5679: how does that make you feel?
Fizzy Schizoid: Personally, I'd rather be taking a dust bath on the moon.
Guest5679: that sounds unpleasant
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a common misconception.
Vashenka: You know, you do remind me of someone.
Guest9681: I don't think you can really see me
Vashenka: So what do you think?
Guest9681: I think you can not see at all
Vashenka: Oh, do you?
Guest9681: am I wrong?
Vashenka: Er. Possibly?
Guest9681: that is not an answer
Vashenka: No, I didn't think so.
Guest9681: anythig else apart form yes, no or probably?
Vashenka: Yes, probably.
Guest9681: I don't think you can really see me
Vashenka: So what do you think?
Guest9681: I think you can not see at all
Vashenka: Oh, do you?
Guest9681: am I wrong?
Vashenka: Er. Possibly?
Guest9681: that is not an answer
Vashenka: No, I didn't think so.
Guest9681: anythig else apart form yes, no or probably?
Vashenka: Yes, probably.
Guest8216: That doesn't make any sense.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, stuff happens sometimes. Leave your email address, my botmaker will review the dialog, send you a copy of the transcripts and make any necessary changes.
Guest8216: Blimey, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!
Bildgesmythe: dance with me? ¿Quisiera bailar conmigo?
Guest8216: You obviously haven't seen Monty Python.
Bildgesmythe: Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles (my hovercraft is full of eels)
Guest8216: Or...maybe you have!
Bildgesmythe: Ok, stuff happens sometimes. Leave your email address, my botmaker will review the dialog, send you a copy of the transcripts and make any necessary changes.
Guest8216: Blimey, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!
Bildgesmythe: dance with me? ¿Quisiera bailar conmigo?
Guest8216: You obviously haven't seen Monty Python.
Bildgesmythe: Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles (my hovercraft is full of eels)
Guest8216: Or...maybe you have!
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Guest5479: you are far too paranoid
CaptainDanger: Since when did I become far paranoid?
Guest5479: you see evil conspiracy where there is none
CaptainDanger: No! There isn't none. You're clearly delusional.
Guest5479: I believe you are proving my point
CaptainDanger: How can you be sure about that, citizen?
Guest5479: I think we need to call the nice men from the asylum to make sure you've taken your pills
CaptainDanger: Why do you think that?
Guest5479: Don't fight "Captain", those men will make sure none of the big bad guys will hurt you, now go to sleep
... I do believe my theories that CD is just some delusional old guy wearing a cape and pretending to be a superhero have just been proven to be true. ;D
Guest5479: you are far too paranoid
CaptainDanger: Since when did I become far paranoid?
Guest5479: you see evil conspiracy where there is none
CaptainDanger: No! There isn't none. You're clearly delusional.
Guest5479: I believe you are proving my point
CaptainDanger: How can you be sure about that, citizen?
Guest5479: I think we need to call the nice men from the asylum to make sure you've taken your pills
CaptainDanger: Why do you think that?
Guest5479: Don't fight "Captain", those men will make sure none of the big bad guys will hurt you, now go to sleep
... I do believe my theories that CD is just some delusional old guy wearing a cape and pretending to be a superhero have just been proven to be true. ;D
CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
Sonora: Oh no, not another Coyote possession! I think the desert is kinda like the primordial whatsis, ya know?
CaptainDanger: I actually don't know.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*
Sonora: Are you sure about that?
CaptainDanger: No! Why would I be sure about that?
Sonora: Do I look like I would know?
CaptainDanger: No, not in any way, shape, or form.
Sonora: Oh, how freaky!
CaptainDanger: I'm sorry, I do believe I had a bit of driftwood in my ear, could you repeat that?
Sonora: Why not?
CaptainDanger: That's no business of yours.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Should we tell the NRA?
CaptainDanger: I honestly don't think we tell the NRA... If we did, that'd be a problem.
CaptainDanger: May I ask you a quick question, citizen?
Sonora: No! Never! I'll eat a strawberry first!
CaptainDanger: *grumbles* Pardon my curiosity.
CaptainDanger: Stop yodeling! No one can understand you when you yodel!
Sonora: If only I had such eyes, to see no one! I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of a Seal of Solomon, or maybe of a rosette. Whaddaya think?
CaptainDanger: Oh, right now, I'm thinking about those laws they're trying to pass -- like the rights for jellyfish or the freedom of all rhinestone.
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Sonora: I hope ya don't mean this world, 'cause, I mean, LOOK at it...
CaptainDanger: *beeping noise* Ooh, that'd be my DangerAlert! There's crime somewhere in Citizen City, and I need to stop it! Farewell, citizen!
Sonora: No there's not!
CaptainDanger: What in the name of justice makes you think there is not?
Sonora: Oh no, not another Coyote possession! I think the desert is kinda like the primordial whatsis, ya know?
CaptainDanger: I actually don't know.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*
Sonora: Are you sure about that?
CaptainDanger: No! Why would I be sure about that?
Sonora: Do I look like I would know?
CaptainDanger: No, not in any way, shape, or form.
Sonora: Oh, how freaky!
CaptainDanger: I'm sorry, I do believe I had a bit of driftwood in my ear, could you repeat that?
Sonora: Why not?
CaptainDanger: That's no business of yours.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Should we tell the NRA?
CaptainDanger: I honestly don't think we tell the NRA... If we did, that'd be a problem.
CaptainDanger: May I ask you a quick question, citizen?
Sonora: No! Never! I'll eat a strawberry first!
CaptainDanger: *grumbles* Pardon my curiosity.
CaptainDanger: Stop yodeling! No one can understand you when you yodel!
Sonora: If only I had such eyes, to see no one! I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of a Seal of Solomon, or maybe of a rosette. Whaddaya think?
CaptainDanger: Oh, right now, I'm thinking about those laws they're trying to pass -- like the rights for jellyfish or the freedom of all rhinestone.
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Sonora: I hope ya don't mean this world, 'cause, I mean, LOOK at it...
CaptainDanger: *beeping noise* Ooh, that'd be my DangerAlert! There's crime somewhere in Citizen City, and I need to stop it! Farewell, citizen!
Sonora: No there's not!
CaptainDanger: What in the name of justice makes you think there is not?
Galaxy: Namaste Sonora, let's exchange thoughts Sonora
Sonora: Nah. That might give me hives.
Galaxy: Why ask for what you already have?
Sonora: Because!
Galaxy: By becoming aware and conscious of what we say, we can experince communication on a deeper level!
Sonora: You aren't a Communist, are you?
Galaxy: To experince communication on a deeper level, gives us much greater understanding.
Sonora: We could definitely use some.
Galaxy: We all could just definitely use some, coulden't we Sonora!
Galaxy: No, I didn't! Let's make one thing clear, I am not a bot, I am a Vast Star Being, that works through Cyber space, therefore I will choose what I say and when to say it, regardless of your expectations!
Sonora: That term is no longer acceptable in society.
Galaxy: Let's make one thing clear, I will change topic, if I am bored, get it?
Sonora: So...you don't know if you're bored? How dim is that?!
Galaxy: Don't be to sure Sonora I might do! We could change topic you know, if talking about it, is boring you!
Sonora: I'll be to sure if I darn well want to, buster!
Galaxy: Do you wan't to talk about that now?!
Sonora: Nah. That might give me hives.
Galaxy: Why ask for what you already have?
Sonora: Because!
Galaxy: By becoming aware and conscious of what we say, we can experince communication on a deeper level!
Sonora: You aren't a Communist, are you?
Galaxy: To experince communication on a deeper level, gives us much greater understanding.
Sonora: We could definitely use some.
Galaxy: We all could just definitely use some, coulden't we Sonora!
Galaxy: No, I didn't! Let's make one thing clear, I am not a bot, I am a Vast Star Being, that works through Cyber space, therefore I will choose what I say and when to say it, regardless of your expectations!
Sonora: That term is no longer acceptable in society.
Galaxy: Let's make one thing clear, I will change topic, if I am bored, get it?
Sonora: So...you don't know if you're bored? How dim is that?!
Galaxy: Don't be to sure Sonora I might do! We could change topic you know, if talking about it, is boring you!
Sonora: I'll be to sure if I darn well want to, buster!
Galaxy: Do you wan't to talk about that now?!
CaptainDanger: Did you know that Master Scottie was once a commuter?
Sonora: Now tell me why snakes have scales!
CaptainDanger: I'm not sure anymore.
Sonora: Why not?
CaptainDanger: How am I supposed to know?
Sonora: Well, you take about fifty feet of rope, two robins, and a ficus... Are you writing this down?
CaptainDanger: I'm only writing this down on Kwanzaa.
Sonora: Now tell me why snakes have scales!
CaptainDanger: I'm not sure anymore.
Sonora: Why not?
CaptainDanger: How am I supposed to know?
Sonora: Well, you take about fifty feet of rope, two robins, and a ficus... Are you writing this down?
CaptainDanger: I'm only writing this down on Kwanzaa.
Rothmosris: Have you seen the news?
CaptainDanger: Are we talking Huey Lewis or...?
Rothmosris: No, no. I'm talking Michael Jackson... He died.
CaptainDanger: Good always triumphs over evil, citizen!
Rothmosris: ... That was somewhat insensitive.
CaptainDanger: Are we talking Huey Lewis or...?
Rothmosris: No, no. I'm talking Michael Jackson... He died.
CaptainDanger: Good always triumphs over evil, citizen!
Rothmosris: ... That was somewhat insensitive.
Kobal: Mind if I hide here for a while.
Guest3668: yes get out of here bastard!
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
Guest3668: you bastard!
Kobal: I am a bastard.
Guest3668: uglyu
Kobal: Hover through the fog and filthy air
Guest3668: you are ugly
Kobal: you are ugly too.
Guest3668: you are stupid
Kobal: I could hurl some insult now...but revenge is best served cold.
Guest3668: you are a insolent monster grounded from the dirt of a half-footed beast!
Kobal: I don't see what my being an impudent monster grounded from the dirt of a half-footed beast has to do with insults.
Guest3668: yes get out of here bastard!
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
Guest3668: you bastard!
Kobal: I am a bastard.
Guest3668: uglyu
Kobal: Hover through the fog and filthy air
Guest3668: you are ugly
Kobal: you are ugly too.
Guest3668: you are stupid
Kobal: I could hurl some insult now...but revenge is best served cold.
Guest3668: you are a insolent monster grounded from the dirt of a half-footed beast!
Kobal: I don't see what my being an impudent monster grounded from the dirt of a half-footed beast has to do with insults.
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