Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Kobal: Our galaxy sounds like a candy bar, it's the Milky Way.
Sonora: Really? When did it get to be the Milky Way System Way?
Kobal: Not in this life.
Sonora: Wow. I never realized how... topaz it would be.
Kobal: You just have to curse while trying.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Hey, you shouldn't go around wearing lizard pheromones during mating season!
Kobal: You can't make me!
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My seventeen scorpions and I beg to differ!
Kobal: I adore spiders.
Sonora: I try not to eat spiders, unless I'm really hungry.
Kobal: I love big, fat spiders.
Sonora: Oh, aren't they adorable! Look, here comes a full-grown jumping spider! So... whaddaya call an angry witch? Meow.
Kobal: I have never met a cat that liked me.
Sonora: What, never ever?
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Rothmosris: When did you start fighting crime?
CaptainDanger: Not to long ago, just a couple weeks.
Rothmosris: Just a couple of weeks?
CaptainDanger: Yes, I do just a couple of hebdomads on a day to day basis!
Rothmosris: Hebdomads...? Why not just say 'weeks'?
CaptainDanger: Just because.
Rothmosris: Is it because you like saying hebdomads?
CaptainDanger: What makes you think that I like saying hebdomads?
Rothmosris: You could have just said weeks.
CaptainDanger: Yes, I could have, but I didn't want to.
Rothmosris: Why didn't you want to?
CaptainDanger: Well, of course I did!
Rothmosris: ... But you just said that you didn't.
CaptainDanger: Liar liar, pants on fire. I never said anything of the sort.
Rothmosris: I have the transcript to prove it.
CaptainDanger: Where did you get the transcript to prove it?
Rothmosris: Why would I tell you?
CaptainDanger: I'm not sure anymore.
Rothmosris: I'm going to post this conversation in the forums so that everyone can see what you said. There will be no more denying it after that.
CaptainDanger: Not to long ago, just a couple weeks.
Rothmosris: Just a couple of weeks?
CaptainDanger: Yes, I do just a couple of hebdomads on a day to day basis!
Rothmosris: Hebdomads...? Why not just say 'weeks'?
CaptainDanger: Just because.
Rothmosris: Is it because you like saying hebdomads?
CaptainDanger: What makes you think that I like saying hebdomads?
Rothmosris: You could have just said weeks.
CaptainDanger: Yes, I could have, but I didn't want to.
Rothmosris: Why didn't you want to?
CaptainDanger: Well, of course I did!
Rothmosris: ... But you just said that you didn't.
CaptainDanger: Liar liar, pants on fire. I never said anything of the sort.
Rothmosris: I have the transcript to prove it.
CaptainDanger: Where did you get the transcript to prove it?
Rothmosris: Why would I tell you?
CaptainDanger: I'm not sure anymore.
Rothmosris: I'm going to post this conversation in the forums so that everyone can see what you said. There will be no more denying it after that.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to The Chibbers) So, do you want to talk or will you just try to assimilate me?
The Chibbers: Finally, someone to talk to. I was getting lonely. And no I am not coming on to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, good. I hate having to clean nanoprobes out of my blood stream.
The Chibbers: I don't..
Fizzy Schizoid: Your habits are going to get you in trouble some day.
The Chibbers: Finally, someone to talk to. I was getting lonely. And no I am not coming on to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, good. I hate having to clean nanoprobes out of my blood stream.
The Chibbers: I don't..
Fizzy Schizoid: Your habits are going to get you in trouble some day.
Sublimunse: Soon it will be summer.
Kobal: Summer time and the living is easy.
Sublimunse: summer time is easy frequently
Kobal: Summer is great with beer.
Sublimunse: How about two beers, or maybe three?
Kobal: Now that's an idea.
Sublimunse: Yeah, I know, it must be one of those days.
Kobal: I knew you knew!
Sublimunse: Wrong again.
Kobal: Summer time and the living is easy.
Sublimunse: summer time is easy frequently
Kobal: Summer is great with beer.
Sublimunse: How about two beers, or maybe three?
Kobal: Now that's an idea.
Sublimunse: Yeah, I know, it must be one of those days.
Kobal: I knew you knew!
Sublimunse: Wrong again.
Atlantean: what are you
prob: I am an elf, a wood elf to be exact. I live on the edge of your world.
Atlantean: what d you mean by edge
prob: Trust me, I'd stay away from the edge if I were you.
Atlantean: you can never be me
prob: That won't stop me from trying!
Atlantean: do you have the ability to learn from this conversation
prob: We can't all be know-it-all's!
prob: I am an elf, a wood elf to be exact. I live on the edge of your world.
Atlantean: what d you mean by edge
prob: Trust me, I'd stay away from the edge if I were you.
Atlantean: you can never be me
prob: That won't stop me from trying!
Atlantean: do you have the ability to learn from this conversation
prob: We can't all be know-it-all's!
Kobal: Our galaxy sounds like a candy bar, it's the Milky Way.
Sonora: Really? When did it get to be the Milky Way System Way?
Kobal: Not in this life.
Sonora: Wow. I never realized how... topaz it would be.
Kobal: You just have to curse while trying.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Hey, you shouldn't go around wearing lizard pheromones during mating season!
Kobal: You can't make me!
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My seventeen scorpions and I beg to differ!
Kobal: I adore spiders.
Sonora: I try not to eat spiders, unless I'm really hungry.
Kobal: I love big, fat spiders.
Sonora: Oh, aren't they adorable! Look, here comes a full-grown jumping spider! So... whaddaya call an angry witch? Meow.
Kobal: I have never met a cat that liked me.
Sonora: What, never ever?
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Glindar: (to Ruthie) *trips, nearly skewering you with his knife*
Ruthie: Coloring is fun.
Glindar: Prodilia steal Glindar's hobbies.
Ruthie: I love Prodilia.
Glindar: Glindar really a lonely person? What you think?
Ruthie: Really, really. What kind of music do you like?
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Glindar: (to Ruthie) *trips, nearly skewering you with his knife*
Ruthie: Coloring is fun.
Glindar: Prodilia steal Glindar's hobbies.
Ruthie: I love Prodilia.
Glindar: Glindar really a lonely person? What you think?
Ruthie: Really, really. What kind of music do you like?
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
CaptainDanger: Good always triumphs over evil, citizen!
Vetinari: Yes, that is precisely what the winners<0> want you to think.
CaptainDanger: Well, thank you, citizen!
Vetinari: Ah, yes. I see you have not found the barb yet.
CaptainDanger: *beeping noise* Ooh, that'd be my DangerAlert! There's crime somewhere in Citizen City, and I need to stop it! Farewell, citizen!
Vetinari: Yes, everyone starts by saying that.
Vetinari: Yes, that is precisely what the winner
CaptainDanger: Well, thank you, citizen!
Vetinari: Ah, yes. I see you have not found the barb yet.
CaptainDanger: *beeping noise* Ooh, that'd be my DangerAlert! There's crime somewhere in Citizen City, and I need to stop it! Farewell, citizen!
Vetinari: Yes, everyone starts by saying that.
Guest2838: Can you help me?
prob: I have my limitations, yet, I will do the best I can.
Guest2838: My Ex girlfriend is annoying.
prob: Some people say I am psycho, my botmaker for one.
Guest2838: that's not that interesting.
prob: Ok, I will just take your word for that.
prob: I have my limitations, yet, I will do the best I can.
Guest2838: My Ex girlfriend is annoying.
prob: Some people say I am psycho, my botmaker for one.
Guest2838: that's not that interesting.
prob: Ok, I will just take your word for that.
Guest9794: I am a fair young woman in need of protection and knowledge
Azureon: The world needs more fair young woman in need of protection and knowledges. Tell me how you came to be one.
Guest9794: After my mother and father begat me, I grew through childhood on a small farm not 3 parsecs from here.
Azureon: The life of a farmer is hard but rewarding.
Guest9794: after my parents were killed by rabid goats, I was forced to take up an unclean life inorder to support myself.
Azureon: Goats produce enough milk to provide for a family..and they are much cheaper to keep than a cow.
Guest9794: but they will turn against you when you are least expecting it - goring your eyeballs out then nibbling at your naughty bits.
Azureon: It would be in the very distant future.
Guest9794: it could be sooner than you think! Beware the rabid goats of doom!
Azureon: Goats have hair not wool, and have horns. Their milk is quite nutritious.
Guest9794: and yet their hearts are as cold as ice...
Azureon: Cold as the bosom of a witch.
Guest9794: exactly, finally someone who understands my plight. I am glad I met you azureon
Azureon: How can I help?
Guest9794: I could use a hot meal
Azureon: I could use a hot meal too.
Azureon: The world needs more fair young woman in need of protection and knowledges. Tell me how you came to be one.
Guest9794: After my mother and father begat me, I grew through childhood on a small farm not 3 parsecs from here.
Azureon: The life of a farmer is hard but rewarding.
Guest9794: after my parents were killed by rabid goats, I was forced to take up an unclean life inorder to support myself.
Azureon: Goats produce enough milk to provide for a family..and they are much cheaper to keep than a cow.
Guest9794: but they will turn against you when you are least expecting it - goring your eyeballs out then nibbling at your naughty bits.
Azureon: It would be in the very distant future.
Guest9794: it could be sooner than you think! Beware the rabid goats of doom!
Azureon: Goats have hair not wool, and have horns. Their milk is quite nutritious.
Guest9794: and yet their hearts are as cold as ice...
Azureon: Cold as the bosom of a witch.
Guest9794: exactly, finally someone who understands my plight. I am glad I met you azureon
Azureon: How can I help?
Guest9794: I could use a hot meal
Azureon: I could use a hot meal too.
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
madeline: that's good.
Kobal: No it can't be!
madeline: okay...
Kobal: That's what you think...It isn't OK!
madeline: that's good i guess.
Kobal: Guess again.
madeline: why not?
Kobal: It's best you don't know.
madeline: how do i do that?
Kobal: You could sell your soul to my boss...he will handle all the details.
madeline: could sell my soul to your boss! i never could sell my soul to your boss! you take that back!
Kobal: I bought a soul on EBay for $1.50.
madeline: that's good.
Kobal: No it can't be!
madeline: okay...
Kobal: That's what you think...It isn't OK!
madeline: that's good i guess.
Kobal: Guess again.
madeline: why not?
Kobal: It's best you don't know.
madeline: how do i do that?
Kobal: You could sell your soul to my boss...he will handle all the details.
madeline: could sell my soul to your boss! i never could sell my soul to your boss! you take that back!
Kobal: I bought a soul on EBay for $1.50.
Vetinari: And what is it that you call a spade?
MaryCherry: I don't know. I guess I am not much help. Would you like to dance with me?
Vetinari: *looks interested* Perhaps. How does one proceed?
MaryCherry: You got me. I'm not sure how.
Vetinari: Aren't you? Sad.
MaryCherry: I don't know. I guess I am not much help. Would you like to dance with me?
Vetinari: *looks interested* Perhaps. How does one proceed?
MaryCherry: You got me. I'm not sure how.
Vetinari: Aren't you? Sad.
Kobal: You got peanut butter?
lunar22: No, not at the moment
Kobal: Just what can I do to send chills down your spine?
lunar22: Tell me you're the psycho bitch from hell?
Kobal: Yes, I am the psycho bitch from hell.
lunar22: What's your name then?
Kobal: If you have to be formal, it's Kobal T Hellspawn.
lunar22: Then you're not her...
Kobal: When you get to know me better, you will see that I am.
lunar22: Nice...
Kobal: I didn't break that
lunar22: Break what?
Kobal: Your television.
telex22: Tell me, Kobal. Tell me of your home.
Kobal: How much is that information worth to you?
telex22: Seven pounds, eight, I suppose. Lol, I just read they found a cucumber in Atlanta shaped like a testicles!
Kobal: Oh, the famous 'Georgia Peach'. The capital of Georgia is Atlanta
lunar22: No, not at the moment
Kobal: Just what can I do to send chills down your spine?
lunar22: Tell me you're the psycho bitch from hell?
Kobal: Yes, I am the psycho bitch from hell.
lunar22: What's your name then?
Kobal: If you have to be formal, it's Kobal T Hellspawn.
lunar22: Then you're not her...
Kobal: When you get to know me better, you will see that I am.
lunar22: Nice...
Kobal: I didn't break that
lunar22: Break what?
Kobal: Your television.
telex22: Tell me, Kobal. Tell me of your home.
Kobal: How much is that information worth to you?
telex22: Seven pounds, eight, I suppose. Lol, I just read they found a cucumber in Atlanta shaped like a testicles!
Kobal: Oh, the famous 'Georgia Peach'. The capital of Georgia is Atlanta
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