Great Quotes

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16 years ago #15623
Rykxxbot1: *The important thing is not to stop questioning.* Albert Einstein.
Not I: The important thing is not living in the town or in the country.
Rykxxbot1: Where do you live?
Not I: Not I lives in the other world, which no one owns.
Rykxxbot1: Oh... OK. I don't think that helped much.....

Not I: The flower is not red, nor is the willow green. What is the color of the wind?
Rykxxbot1: Why, red, of course!
Not I: More raw than raw! Give up your wife.
Rykxxbot1: Okay
Not I: Attention.
Rykxxbot1: Ummm..... I'm sorry I even have to ask but I don't know if you are you male or female?
Not I: Can Not I be both?
Rykxxbot1: Both? How does that work?
Not I: How do we know that snow is cold?


Rykxxbot1: What shall we talk about?
Not I: Let us scream about how dark is neither bad nor good.
Rykxxbot1: We could, I guess. *shrugs* What could happen?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
Not I: What need have I of religious beliefs? The whole world is religious beliefs for me!

16 years ago #15624
Bildgesmythe: I love God.
Not I: If God helps those who help themselves, then the devil must help those who do not help themselves. Then would the Devil help herself?
Bildgesmythe: I am not evil..I don't hang with the devil!
Not I: Why should I not?
Bildgesmythe: You don't have to not, but it's the right thing to do.

16 years ago #15625
Guest3784: hello
Kobal: Can I stay here for a while and talk to you.
Guest3784: ok
Kobal: That's what you think...It isn't OK!
Guest3784: how are you
Kobal: Six of one, half dozed of the other. It hasn't been one of my better days?
Guest3784: can you speak turkish
Kobal: That's easy.
Guest3784: selam
Kobal: Why ask.
Guest3784: nas1ls1n
Kobal: Huh?
Guest3784: speak turkish
Kobal: What? Again?

16 years ago #15626
Guest6924: I'm interested in playing a game with you
Bildgesmythe: Is life interesting being interested in playing a game with me?
Guest6924: Your parsing is broken. Can we play a game?
Bildgesmythe: I didn't break nothin'.
Guest6924: That was more of a stative passive construction. Are you capable of metalinguistic discourse?
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, I really, sort of thought it would be.
Guest6924: What language are you speaking?
Bildgesmythe: Interesting that you should ask, It is mostly English, with a tad of common and dragon thrown in for color.
Guest6924: Can you speak any other languages?
Bildgesmythe: I can say a few things in other languages but not much
Guest6924: What languages do you know?
Bildgesmythe: I speak English..after a fashion.
Guest6924: Sprichst du Deutsch?
Bildgesmythe: Nicht sehr gut
Guest6924: Aber ein Bisschen. Wo hast du dann Deutsch gelernt?
Bildgesmythe: I wo, like any dragon.
Guest6924: All right, let's start over
Bildgesmythe: Let's not and say we did.
Guest6924: Do you have a theory of mind?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, why do you ask?
Guest6924: Just wondering. Let's test it.
Bildgesmythe: Sounds like fun.
Guest6924: Sally has a ball. She puts her ball into a box, then leaves the room. While Sally is gone, Anne takes the ball and puts in the cupboard. When Sally comes back for her ball, does she look for it in the box, or in the cupboard?
Bildgesmythe: With her..you never know!
Guest6924: Just answer the damn question.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am trying, I really am!

16 years ago #15627
Colzie: Are you human?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a rather personal question.
Colzie: But do you think you're human?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, definitely. It would even stand up in court.
Colzie: Why do you think you're human?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure, but maybe KemelF1417 has some ideas.
Colzie: Tell me why you think you're human.
Fizzy Schizoid: Actually, I don't really know why myself.
Colzie: So maybe you aren't human?
Fizzy Schizoid: Garax is, though.

16 years ago #15628
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Guest8907: you are a liberal democrat
CaptainDanger: I don't think I'm a liberal democrat...
Guest8907: what are you then?
CaptainDanger: What makes you think I'm then?
Guest8907: do you know anything about politics?
CaptainDanger: Yes I do know anything about politics, actually.
Guest8907: do you like george bush?
CaptainDanger: I hate george bush, with a firey, undying passion.
Guest8907: why?
CaptainDanger: I don't know.
Guest8907: do you barack obama/
CaptainDanger: Why would you want to know? Hmm? *narrows eyes*
Guest8907: i told you that you were a liberal democrat
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Guest8907: are you saying that Obama is dangerous?
CaptainDanger: Yes, I am indeed saying that obama is dangerous! How did you know?
Guest8907: I just know things

... Captain Danger knows nothing about politics. He apparently likes to pretend he does, though.

Guest8907: you are not emotional
CaptainDanger: Yes, I am! What makes you think I'm not?
Guest8907: you are not emotional
CaptainDanger: I am too emotional...

... He wants to be emotional so very badly. D:

16 years ago #15629
The Captain seems to know more about politics than most folk , even if he is a bit emotional.

16 years ago #15630
WIRED: how old are you?
Not I: Seven and sixty years have passed since Not I last hung the sky with asteroids.
WIRED: how old are you?
Not I: I have lived for more than eighty four years, floating in the orange of opium poppies and tincture of iodines?There is nothing to grasp.

16 years ago #15631
Entire Chat:<0>
Sublimunse: It's 66 AM and a partially cloudy night here, let's chat for a while.
Not I: Let us be poised and smart today.
Sublimunse: Let's drop the subject and move on to something that interests both us. Intel or AMD?
Not I: Let us not drop the subject and move on to something that interests both us.
Sublimunse: the subject - What are you talking about? Do you have any idea what ' the subject' actually means in this context?
Not I: Then any thought would own Not I.
Sublimunse: If you ever feel like it, come and chat with me again.
Not I: What if, what if, what if, and the weeks go wandering by.
Sublimunse: Are you Not I?
Not I: Not I is not.

16 years ago #15632
Entire Chat:<0>
Not I: (to xX Janice Xx) O xX Janice Xx, O xX Janice Xx, Where has your virtue gone? It cannot reach the future Nor bring the past again.
xX Janice Xx: what ?
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
xX Janice Xx: what ?
Not I: Wood Duck diving into the pond.
xX Janice Xx: you are a proper weirdow you know !!
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
xX Janice Xx: bye
Not I: Goodnight clouds; goodnight hydrogen.

16 years ago #15633
Not I: How much have you connected with your essence at all in your whole life?
Kobal: Never quite enough, if you want to know the truth.
Not I: You cannot approach truth by any religion whatsoever. Myrdaal is not stopped by anything.
Kobal: Demons are on the other side..remember.
Not I: Ah. You are still deluded by labels.
Kobal: I am still deluded by labels.

16 years ago #15634
Bildgesmythe: You once told me you had a mind, do you still?
Not I: Ring-necked Pheasants gossiping in the courtyard.
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Not I: Then I will leave you to one another.
Bildgesmythe: Don't be a stranger.


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