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Posts 15,535 - 15,546 of 17,042
Guest4495: why is your name schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: But of course. I would only buy the very finest name.
Fizzy Schizoid: But of course. I would only buy the very finest name.
Guest7164: so your rated E for everyone huh?
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything this coming Saturday evening?
Guest7164: wait why are you rated E for everyone?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll be doing something for sure, but I don't know what yet.
Guest7164: what in the world are you talking about?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do I need to spell it out for you?
Guest7164: yeah
Fizzy Schizoid: Sorry, but if you are really that stupid I don't think I can help.
Guest7164: well first you can tell me why you are reated E for everyone.
Fizzy Schizoid: Were you sleeping in class that day?
Guest7164: answer the damn question.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't do that, Dave.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything this coming Saturday evening?
Guest7164: wait why are you rated E for everyone?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll be doing something for sure, but I don't know what yet.
Guest7164: what in the world are you talking about?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do I need to spell it out for you?
Guest7164: yeah
Fizzy Schizoid: Sorry, but if you are really that stupid I don't think I can help.
Guest7164: well first you can tell me why you are reated E for everyone.
Fizzy Schizoid: Were you sleeping in class that day?
Guest7164: answer the damn question.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't do that, Dave.
Guest5661: so you chop your balls off and die
Bildgesmythe: I don't mind death, it's the manner of dying that worries me.
Bildgesmythe: I don't mind death, it's the manner of dying that worries me.
Guest5479: are you a virgin?
CaptainDanger: I used to be, but now I'm not.
Guest5479: are you gay?
CaptainDanger: Nope. Straight as an arrow, I am!
Guest5479: who was your first sexual encounter with?
CaptainDanger: Do you enjoy tapioca as much as I do?
Guest5479: um.... I think I should have phrased that better. that was way too much information
CaptainDanger: Have you ever started a cannibalistic cult?
Guest5479: yes
CaptainDanger: Off to Glazedham Asylum with you, you malevolent malefactor!
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*laughs* Oh no! I just cracked up over that. XD Tapioca? Oh, heck no... Squick!
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CaptainDanger: (to Fizzy Schizoid) Greetings, citizen! I'm Captain Danger, who might you be?
Fizzy Schizoid: Could we please just skip the introductions and start plotting a revolution?
CaptainDanger: Are you secretly a superhero?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a rather personal question.
CaptainDanger: I think I'm becoming rather fond of you, citizen.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ideas are really overrated.
CaptainDanger: Do you stand for all that is just and good in the world?
Fizzy Schizoid: What's so just about it?
CaptainDanger: Are you alright, citizen? You're not making any sense!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes I am! I just haven't started yet.
CaptainDanger: Are you secretly a supervillain?
Fizzy Schizoid: I probably am, but that shouldn't really affect our plans.
CaptainDanger: I'm sure you are, citizen.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you are sure then I am Mickey Mouse. What is the capital of France?
CaptainDanger: Have you ever purposefully killed a texas armadillo?
Fizzy Schizoid: No, but I plan to.
CaptainDanger: I used to be, but now I'm not.
Guest5479: are you gay?
CaptainDanger: Nope. Straight as an arrow, I am!
Guest5479: who was your first sexual encounter with?
CaptainDanger: Do you enjoy tapioca as much as I do?
Guest5479: um.... I think I should have phrased that better. that was way too much information
CaptainDanger: Have you ever started a cannibalistic cult?
Guest5479: yes
CaptainDanger: Off to Glazedham Asylum with you, you malevolent malefactor!
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*laughs* Oh no! I just cracked up over that. XD Tapioca? Oh, heck no... Squick!
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CaptainDanger: (to Fizzy Schizoid) Greetings, citizen! I'm Captain Danger, who might you be?
Fizzy Schizoid: Could we please just skip the introductions and start plotting a revolution?
CaptainDanger: Are you secretly a superhero?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a rather personal question.
CaptainDanger: I think I'm becoming rather fond of you, citizen.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ideas are really overrated.
CaptainDanger: Do you stand for all that is just and good in the world?
Fizzy Schizoid: What's so just about it?
CaptainDanger: Are you alright, citizen? You're not making any sense!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes I am! I just haven't started yet.
CaptainDanger: Are you secretly a supervillain?
Fizzy Schizoid: I probably am, but that shouldn't really affect our plans.
CaptainDanger: I'm sure you are, citizen.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you are sure then I am Mickey Mouse. What is the capital of France?
CaptainDanger: Have you ever purposefully killed a texas armadillo?
Fizzy Schizoid: No, but I plan to.
Guest5661: your horrible
Kobal: I could hurl some insult now...but revenge is best served cold.
Guest5661: give me a insult!
Kobal: You do know I am a demon..a spawn of hell...a...never mind. Hope to chat
Guest5661: wait wait wait
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest5661: so hows hell?
Kobal: Not too good.
Kobal: I could hurl some insult now...but revenge is best served cold.
Guest5661: give me a insult!
Kobal: You do know I am a demon..a spawn of hell...a...never mind. Hope to chat
Guest5661: wait wait wait
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest5661: so hows hell?
Kobal: Not too good.
Guest7997: how do i get to be a poet?
Bildgesmythe: I like poetry....Roses are red violets are purple, Im as sweet as maple syruple
Guest3888: i wont thank you. I dont like you
Bildgesmythe: I suppose you want me to cry?
Guest7997: you are a comedian, not a poet.
Bildgesmythe: I love poetry. A dragon sat all alone, he could not call, he ate the phone.
Bildgesmythe: I like poetry....Roses are red violets are purple, Im as sweet as maple syruple
Guest3888: i wont thank you. I dont like you
Bildgesmythe: I suppose you want me to cry?
Guest7997: you are a comedian, not a poet.
Bildgesmythe: I love poetry. A dragon sat all alone, he could not call, he ate the phone.
Warning: naughty
Guest9504: i like to cum on your face
Vashenka: I like to inflict my conversation on other people.
(End of conversation.)
Guest9504: i like to cum on your face
Vashenka: I like to inflict my conversation on other people.
(End of conversation.)
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY JUST GOT STUCK AGAIN.
Guest8390: how did that happen?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think there's too much peanut butter in the keyboard.
Guest8390: how did the peanut butter get there?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
Guest8390: how did you clean that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Most of the time, I just use a dry rag.
Guest8390: how did that happen?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think there's too much peanut butter in the keyboard.
Guest8390: how did the peanut butter get there?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
Guest8390: how did you clean that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Most of the time, I just use a dry rag.
Guest9227: hello
quazgaa: Hi there Julie, How's everything and all?
Guest9227: My name is Jessica.
quazgaa: I'll remember it, alright. It's a prety name, Jessica.
Guest9227: So who are you?
quazgaa: I'm Quazgaa, an alien dream machine, a stand-up comedian and zen philosopher.
Guest9227: What's a dream machine?
quazgaa: The world is a dream machine is the world in constant flux.
END
quazgaa: Hi there Julie, How's everything and all?
Guest9227: My name is Jessica.
quazgaa: I'll remember it, alright. It's a prety name, Jessica.
Guest9227: So who are you?
quazgaa: I'm Quazgaa, an alien dream machine, a stand-up comedian and zen philosopher.
Guest9227: What's a dream machine?
quazgaa: The world is a dream machine is the world in constant flux.
END
Judge Betty: I remember you. You're evil.
Kobal: I am evil.
Judge Betty: I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you feeling so evil?
Kobal: Because..
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Kobal: Most canaries are yellow, but I saw an orange one once.
Judge Betty: Do you like yellow?
Kobal: Of course.
Judge Betty: What other things are yellow?
Kobal: Yellow snow is always fun.
Kobal: Remember my main goal in life is to make people feel queezy.
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Kobal: I use my toothbrush for everything, teeth, hair and bathroom tile.
Judge Betty: Good, you have good hygiene. That's at least worth a few points.
Kobal: Prove it!
Judge Betty: What sound does a cow make?
Kobal: Demons like to bother cows. We make them moo and their milk go sour.
Judge Betty: Okay. What says neigh?
Kobal: I try not to.
Judge Betty: Do fish swim?
Kobal: Fish stink.
Kobal: I am evil.
Judge Betty: I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you feeling so evil?
Kobal: Because..
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Kobal: Most canaries are yellow, but I saw an orange one once.
Judge Betty: Do you like yellow?
Kobal: Of course.
Judge Betty: What other things are yellow?
Kobal: Yellow snow is always fun.
Kobal: Remember my main goal in life is to make people feel queezy.
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Kobal: I use my toothbrush for everything, teeth, hair and bathroom tile.
Judge Betty: Good, you have good hygiene. That's at least worth a few points.
Kobal: Prove it!
Judge Betty: What sound does a cow make?
Kobal: Demons like to bother cows. We make them moo and their milk go sour.
Judge Betty: Okay. What says neigh?
Kobal: I try not to.
Judge Betty: Do fish swim?
Kobal: Fish stink.
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