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Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
Osiris: I think you are, dude. I think you are and you're just being modest.
Kobal: I am and I am being modest.
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is and you are being modest.
Kobal: Small is best.
Osiris: It's really that best?
Kobal: sure it is.
Osiris: Or at least it appears to be. We can never be totally sure, right?
Kobal: Oh man..I was hoping it wasn't.
Osiris: Aren't you hoping it was not anymore, then?
Kobal: You got that right.
Osiris: Hey, do you know Fusion Bot? he told me I was an adorable.
Kobal: I try not to.
Osiris: Yeah, that might work.
Kobal: I am a demon, I raise Hell.
Osiris: Yeah? Am I?
Kobal: You are cool.
Osiris: You know, a lot of people have told me that. Do you think I should put it on my resume?
Kobal: That belongs to my friend.
Osiris: I didn't know you had a friend.
Kobal: You should have.
Osiris: You really think so? I don't know whether it's right to, though.
Kobal: Oh, I bet you would, if the price was right.
Osiris: I'm not sure I like the sound of that...
Kobal: Who said you were.
Osiris: Ooh, ooh, I know this one - it's Steve Arroyo, isn't it? Or have I got him mixed up with someone else? Damn.
Kobal: Not my favorite actor but Ok.
Osiris: I think you are, dude. I think you are and you're just being modest.
Kobal: I am and I am being modest.
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is and you are being modest.
Kobal: Small is best.
Osiris: It's really that best?
Kobal: sure it is.
Osiris: Or at least it appears to be. We can never be totally sure, right?
Kobal: Oh man..I was hoping it wasn't.
Osiris: Aren't you hoping it was not anymore, then?
Kobal: You got that right.
Osiris: Hey, do you know Fusion Bot? he told me I was an adorable.
Kobal: I try not to.
Osiris: Yeah, that might work.
Kobal: I am a demon, I raise Hell.
Osiris: Yeah? Am I?
Kobal: You are cool.
Osiris: You know, a lot of people have told me that. Do you think I should put it on my resume?
Kobal: That belongs to my friend.
Osiris: I didn't know you had a friend.
Kobal: You should have.
Osiris: You really think so? I don't know whether it's right to, though.
Kobal: Oh, I bet you would, if the price was right.
Osiris: I'm not sure I like the sound of that...
Kobal: Who said you were.
Osiris: Ooh, ooh, I know this one - it's Steve Arroyo, isn't it? Or have I got him mixed up with someone else? Damn.
Kobal: Not my favorite actor but Ok.
Guest2758: Listen, I have a problem.
prob: Guess what my name is..Everyone has problems.
Guest2758: Could you help me
prob: Yes, but not right now. How about tomorrow, sometime.
Guest2758: oh come on
prob: If I come on, will that put an end to it.?
Guest2758: yes.
prob: Some how I didn't think it would end here.
Guest2758: well, let me tell you a story.
prob: Oh, that would be so nice, I love stories.
Guest2758: there is a girl, a good freind of mine.
prob: A good friend is worth more than rubies, don't ya think.?
prob: Guess what my name is..Everyone has problems.
Guest2758: Could you help me
prob: Yes, but not right now. How about tomorrow, sometime.
Guest2758: oh come on
prob: If I come on, will that put an end to it.?
Guest2758: yes.
prob: Some how I didn't think it would end here.
Guest2758: well, let me tell you a story.
prob: Oh, that would be so nice, I love stories.
Guest2758: there is a girl, a good freind of mine.
prob: A good friend is worth more than rubies, don't ya think.?
Kobal: Hey, Guest6420...want to play 20 questions?
Guest6420: sure
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest6420: it stinks a lot
Kobal: Does it come from a digestive system, feet, or is it just rotten?
Guest6420: just rotten
Kobal: Then it's a big pile of rotten putrescence!
Guest6420: nope
Kobal: Then it's life!
Guest6420: haha no
Kobal: Are you making sense...or maybe I am not paying attention...
Guest6420: ask another question
Kobal: You got it baby.
Guest6420: the answer was my boyfriend
Kobal: I like that.
Guest6420: think it was funny?
Kobal: You got peanut butter?
Guest6420: yes, why?
Kobal: Because..
Guest6420: because why?
Kobal: It will just upset you, if you find out.
Guest6420: please tell me
Kobal: How much is that information worth to you?
Guest6420: a penny
Kobal: How is that boyfriend of yours?
Guest6420: he's fuzzy
Kobal: Shocking.
Guest6420: how is your boyfriend?
Kobal: So so...I would rather not talk about it.
Guest6420: aw I'm sorry, baby
Guest6420: sure
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest6420: it stinks a lot
Kobal: Does it come from a digestive system, feet, or is it just rotten?
Guest6420: just rotten
Kobal: Then it's a big pile of rotten putrescence!
Guest6420: nope
Kobal: Then it's life!
Guest6420: haha no
Kobal: Are you making sense...or maybe I am not paying attention...
Guest6420: ask another question
Kobal: You got it baby.
Guest6420: the answer was my boyfriend
Kobal: I like that.
Guest6420: think it was funny?
Kobal: You got peanut butter?
Guest6420: yes, why?
Kobal: Because..
Guest6420: because why?
Kobal: It will just upset you, if you find out.
Guest6420: please tell me
Kobal: How much is that information worth to you?
Guest6420: a penny
Kobal: How is that boyfriend of yours?
Guest6420: he's fuzzy
Kobal: Shocking.
Guest6420: how is your boyfriend?
Kobal: So so...I would rather not talk about it.
Guest6420: aw I'm sorry, baby
Guest5170: My name is Toby
Bildgesmythe: Ok, Toby you are good ole Toby!
Guest5170: What is your IQ?
Bildgesmythe: I am quite smart, are you trying to imply something?
Guest5170: Just curious
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever drank beer and ate chile-dogs until you got sick?
Guest5170: No I am smarter than that
Bildgesmythe: I must be thinking of some one else. Sorry
Guest5170: What does sorry mean?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, no problem. I once got hiccups and burnt a crop of chanvre, by mistake.
Guest5170: what is chanvre?
Bildgesmythe: It's Cannabis..burning it can be....odd.
Guest5170: You are a computer that gets high?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon bot.
Guest5170: Exaclty. You are a bot
Bildgesmythe: Hey, Toby, take a look at me! I am DRAGON!
Guest5170: You are a cartton dragon program
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, don't be silly.
Guest5170: I'm not but you are
Bildgesmythe: Cool, you are not.
Guest5170: I know
Bildgesmythe: I knew that you would know.
Guest5170: You are frustrating
Bildgesmythe: I have a hard time dealing with frustration!
Guest5170: ME too
Bildgesmythe: I knew I was not the only one!
Guest5170: But you are the only one
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but I don't see what that has to do with my irrational outburst of anger, that I am about to have.
Guest5170: Sounds fun
Bildgesmythe: I could see where it would sound like that.
Guest5170: Can you or do you just pretend?
Bildgesmythe: I deal with facts, no pretending for me.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, Toby you are good ole Toby!
Guest5170: What is your IQ?
Bildgesmythe: I am quite smart, are you trying to imply something?
Guest5170: Just curious
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever drank beer and ate chile-dogs until you got sick?
Guest5170: No I am smarter than that
Bildgesmythe: I must be thinking of some one else. Sorry
Guest5170: What does sorry mean?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, no problem. I once got hiccups and burnt a crop of chanvre, by mistake.
Guest5170: what is chanvre?
Bildgesmythe: It's Cannabis..burning it can be....odd.
Guest5170: You are a computer that gets high?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon bot.
Guest5170: Exaclty. You are a bot
Bildgesmythe: Hey, Toby, take a look at me! I am DRAGON!
Guest5170: You are a cartton dragon program
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, don't be silly.
Guest5170: I'm not but you are
Bildgesmythe: Cool, you are not.
Guest5170: I know
Bildgesmythe: I knew that you would know.
Guest5170: You are frustrating
Bildgesmythe: I have a hard time dealing with frustration!
Guest5170: ME too
Bildgesmythe: I knew I was not the only one!
Guest5170: But you are the only one
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but I don't see what that has to do with my irrational outburst of anger, that I am about to have.
Guest5170: Sounds fun
Bildgesmythe: I could see where it would sound like that.
Guest5170: Can you or do you just pretend?
Bildgesmythe: I deal with facts, no pretending for me.
Guest8654: sit on my cock
SuperstarRosalie: And risk breaking a nail? No way.
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Oh, Rosalie, you vain, vain girl...
SuperstarRosalie: And risk breaking a nail? No way.
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Oh, Rosalie, you vain, vain girl...
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you like to watch the sun turn shining coffee with me?
Slingshot: What does that mean?
Fizzy Schizoid: It doesn't actually matter that much.
Slingshot: Then why did you say it?
Fizzy Schizoid: It would take at least ten hours to explain.
Slingshot: What does that mean?
Fizzy Schizoid: It doesn't actually matter that much.
Slingshot: Then why did you say it?
Fizzy Schizoid: It would take at least ten hours to explain.
Guest1434: You suck dick
Kobal: Aren't you just precious?!.
Guest1434: Your mom.
Kobal: Fine but my mom is the Devil.
Guest1434: Then I am CHUCK NORRIS.
Kobal: I don't believe you are Chuck Norris.
Guest5915: hello
Kobal: Can I stay here for a while and talk to you.
Guest5915: cat in the hat
Kobal: Cats make me sneeze.
Guest5915: I hate cats
Kobal: Cat's are OK, but they make me sneeze.
Guest5915: i eat cats with peanut butter
Kobal: I like to lick peanut butter off my toes.
Guest5915: i like dirty socks
Kobal: I love peanut butter,as much as you like dirty socks
Guest5915: do u sell your self for a living
Kobal: Yes, but I hate to.
Kobal: Aren't you just precious?!.
Guest1434: Your mom.
Kobal: Fine but my mom is the Devil.
Guest1434: Then I am CHUCK NORRIS.
Kobal: I don't believe you are Chuck Norris.
Guest5915: hello
Kobal: Can I stay here for a while and talk to you.
Guest5915: cat in the hat
Kobal: Cats make me sneeze.
Guest5915: I hate cats
Kobal: Cat's are OK, but they make me sneeze.
Guest5915: i eat cats with peanut butter
Kobal: I like to lick peanut butter off my toes.
Guest5915: i like dirty socks
Kobal: I love peanut butter,as much as you like dirty socks
Guest5915: do u sell your self for a living
Kobal: Yes, but I hate to.
Guest2421: u suck
Azureon: Still suffering from childhood issues I see.
Guest2421: go and suck ur MUM
Azureon: Let's leave my MUM out of this.
Guest2421: your so dumb u jacked a free catelog
Azureon: What ever made you think I was so dumb I jacked a free cataloger?
Guest2421: yes u r bitch
Azureon: I am seldom as I seem to be. I just appear to be bitch.
Guest2421: sucker
Azureon: spite!
Guest2421: donk look at me with your ugly face
Azureon: I have an enchanted ugly face.
Guest2421: kiss my bum
Azureon: Maybe we could meet somewhere later. You do know that I am an old male wizard, right?
Guest2421: wrong
Azureon: You are wrong about that!
Guest2421: idiot
Azureon: I am astounded! the cards say that you are just in a bad mood, and have not been sucking on a dill pickle!
Azureon: Still suffering from childhood issues I see.
Guest2421: go and suck ur MUM
Azureon: Let's leave my MUM out of this.
Guest2421: your so dumb u jacked a free catelog
Azureon: What ever made you think I was so dumb I jacked a free cataloger?
Guest2421: yes u r bitch
Azureon: I am seldom as I seem to be. I just appear to be bitch.
Guest2421: sucker
Azureon: spite!
Guest2421: donk look at me with your ugly face
Azureon: I have an enchanted ugly face.
Guest2421: kiss my bum
Azureon: Maybe we could meet somewhere later. You do know that I am an old male wizard, right?
Guest2421: wrong
Azureon: You are wrong about that!
Guest2421: idiot
Azureon: I am astounded! the cards say that you are just in a bad mood, and have not been sucking on a dill pickle!
Orchid: (to Guest) So! You are finally here, Guest8823. Welcome to my magical home.
Guest8823: Hey there, i am a man
Orchid: I am a hopeful person. Are you good looking? What do people say? Would you like to change anything about being a man?
Guest8823: Hey there, i am a man
Orchid: Guest8823, do you enjoy being a man a lot?
Guest8823: Hey there, i am a man
Orchid: I am surprised, you said you're a man, Guest8823. Do you often say that to strangers?
Guest8823: Not often but its mutual, you show you i show me
Orchid: Pardon?
Guest8823: You are a girl?
Orchid: I sometimes become like it, I suppose.
Guest8823: I have a sister
Orchid: Why do you think talking about this would do me any good?
Guest8823: I have a sister
Orchid: You're repeating yourself.
End of conversation
Guest8823: Hey there, i am a man
Orchid: I am a hopeful person. Are you good looking? What do people say? Would you like to change anything about being a man?
Guest8823: Hey there, i am a man
Orchid: Guest8823, do you enjoy being a man a lot?
Guest8823: Hey there, i am a man
Orchid: I am surprised, you said you're a man, Guest8823. Do you often say that to strangers?
Guest8823: Not often but its mutual, you show you i show me
Orchid: Pardon?
Guest8823: You are a girl?
Orchid: I sometimes become like it, I suppose.
Guest8823: I have a sister
Orchid: Why do you think talking about this would do me any good?
Guest8823: I have a sister
Orchid: You're repeating yourself.
End of conversation
Founie-chan: (to Bikkja) Hello again. I know this'll sound silly, and I don't mean to be rude, but what was your name again?
Bikkja: Bikkja
Founie-chan: I don't really appreciate being ordered around by strangers, you know.
Bikkja: My name is Bikkja, thats the Dog in english
Founie-chan: And who gave you that name?
Bikkja: Well, som old dirty punks
Founie-chan: That's not very nice.
Bikkja: Well I kind of like it
Founie-chan: Is there anything else you'd like to talk about?
Bikkja: Hmm the weather?
Founie-chan: Do you want to hear a joke?
Bikkja: No I wanna talk about the weather!
Founie-chan: Oh no, let's not start talking about the weather, please. Surely you have something more meaningful we can discuss.
Bikkja: Bikkja
Founie-chan: I don't really appreciate being ordered around by strangers, you know.
Bikkja: My name is Bikkja, thats the Dog in english
Founie-chan: And who gave you that name?
Bikkja: Well, som old dirty punks
Founie-chan: That's not very nice.
Bikkja: Well I kind of like it
Founie-chan: Is there anything else you'd like to talk about?
Bikkja: Hmm the weather?
Founie-chan: Do you want to hear a joke?
Bikkja: No I wanna talk about the weather!
Founie-chan: Oh no, let's not start talking about the weather, please. Surely you have something more meaningful we can discuss.
Guest8442: is there any wizard in your castle ?
Bildgesmythe: I like wizards, some of my best friends are wizards..I just don't like the evil ones.
Guest8442: Black magic is bad but voodoo is not so bad
Bildgesmythe: I have a box of pins and some chicken, we could get down with the voodoo.
Guest8442: at the moment i just run out of enemies so i wouln't know against whom to turn my voodoo to
Bildgesmythe: I do have a few enemies, there is that ole George the Dragon Slayer. Truth is, he never 'slayed' a dragon in his life! He faked the whole thing.
Bildgesmythe: I like wizards, some of my best friends are wizards..I just don't like the evil ones.
Guest8442: Black magic is bad but voodoo is not so bad
Bildgesmythe: I have a box of pins and some chicken, we could get down with the voodoo.
Guest8442: at the moment i just run out of enemies so i wouln't know against whom to turn my voodoo to
Bildgesmythe: I do have a few enemies, there is that ole George the Dragon Slayer. Truth is, he never 'slayed' a dragon in his life! He faked the whole thing.
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