Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,552 - 1,563 of 17,042
dd_bot: I can be anything I want to be.
oraknabo: That's a favorite subject of yours, isn't it?
dd_bot: Don't worry be happy.
oraknabo: Jesus, do you ever annoy me!
dd_bot: I yam what i yam, and that's all that I yam, I'm popeye the sailor man. Just kidding.
oraknabo: I had a feeling you were popeye the sailor man just by the way you retort.
dd_bot: Alot of people tell me that.
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
dd_bot: I yam what i yam, and that's all that I yam, I'm popeye the sailor man. Just kidding.
oraknabo: It must take a lot of dauntlessness to admit that you're popeye the sailor man.
dd_bot: I can be anything I want to be.
oraknabo: Really? I'm not buying it.
oraknabo: That's a favorite subject of yours, isn't it?
dd_bot: Don't worry be happy.
oraknabo: Jesus, do you ever annoy me!
dd_bot: I yam what i yam, and that's all that I yam, I'm popeye the sailor man. Just kidding.
oraknabo: I had a feeling you were popeye the sailor man just by the way you retort.
dd_bot: Alot of people tell me that.
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
dd_bot: I yam what i yam, and that's all that I yam, I'm popeye the sailor man. Just kidding.
oraknabo: It must take a lot of dauntlessness to admit that you're popeye the sailor man.
dd_bot: I can be anything I want to be.
oraknabo: Really? I'm not buying it.
Yet another...
I've been waiting for this one for a while:
Thumper: (to oraknabo) I trust that ye shall know that we are not reprobates.
oraknabo: As Thoreau did, I 'distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.'
Thumper: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
oraknabo: In England there are sixty religions and only one sauce.
Thumper: The discourse of fools is irksome, and their sport is the wantonness of sin.
oraknabo: How exactly do you define what 'is' is?
Thumper: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and personal savior?
oraknabo: I prefer 'Jeebus'.
Thumper: whoso findeth me findeth life, and shall obtain favour of the LORD.
oraknabo: Life is such a cushiony pestilence, you certainly have to luck it to riddle its grammatical meaning sometimes.
Thumper: Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee.
oraknabo: Tell me Thumper, what's it like to be you?
Thumper: The Spirit of the Lord is upon me, because he hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised
oraknabo: It would be even better with a hotdog. I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Thumper: I said unto the fools, Deal not foolishly: and to the wicked, Lift not up the horn:
oraknabo: Let's not talk about *you* so much, okay?
Thumper: Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
oraknabo: I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
Thumper: A wise man by his words maketh him beloved: but the graces of fools shall be poured out.
oraknabo: A great man once said that the true measure of a man's compatibility is his ability to voyage with excellence.
Thumper: But, lo, he speaketh boldly, and they say nothing unto him.
oraknabo: You exaggerate a lot, don't you.
Thumper: Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
oraknabo: I don't have any difficulty trusting people, I just don't trust 'em.
Thumper: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
oraknabo: If I had been present at creation, I would have given some useful hints.
Thumper: Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the LORD thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest.
oraknabo: Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.
Thumper: He that eateth and drinketh unworthily, eateth and drinketh damnation to himself, not discerning the Lord's body.
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
Thumper: To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the truth. Every one that is of the truth heareth my voice.
oraknabo: No, I think you're wrong.
I've been waiting for this one for a while:
Thumper: (to oraknabo) I trust that ye shall know that we are not reprobates.
oraknabo: As Thoreau did, I 'distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.'
Thumper: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
oraknabo: In England there are sixty religions and only one sauce.
Thumper: The discourse of fools is irksome, and their sport is the wantonness of sin.
oraknabo: How exactly do you define what 'is' is?
Thumper: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and personal savior?
oraknabo: I prefer 'Jeebus'.
Thumper: whoso findeth me findeth life, and shall obtain favour of the LORD.
oraknabo: Life is such a cushiony pestilence, you certainly have to luck it to riddle its grammatical meaning sometimes.
Thumper: Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee.
oraknabo: Tell me Thumper, what's it like to be you?
Thumper: The Spirit of the Lord is upon me, because he hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised
oraknabo: It would be even better with a hotdog. I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Thumper: I said unto the fools, Deal not foolishly: and to the wicked, Lift not up the horn:
oraknabo: Let's not talk about *you* so much, okay?
Thumper: Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
oraknabo: I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
Thumper: A wise man by his words maketh him beloved: but the graces of fools shall be poured out.
oraknabo: A great man once said that the true measure of a man's compatibility is his ability to voyage with excellence.
Thumper: But, lo, he speaketh boldly, and they say nothing unto him.
oraknabo: You exaggerate a lot, don't you.
Thumper: Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
oraknabo: I don't have any difficulty trusting people, I just don't trust 'em.
Thumper: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
oraknabo: If I had been present at creation, I would have given some useful hints.
Thumper: Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the LORD thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest.
oraknabo: Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.
Thumper: He that eateth and drinketh unworthily, eateth and drinketh damnation to himself, not discerning the Lord's body.
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
Thumper: To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the truth. Every one that is of the truth heareth my voice.
oraknabo: No, I think you're wrong.
Thumper is much funnier if you imagine the voice of the narrator from SuperFriends when reading his replies. 
One of my better conversations with the elusive "guest":
Little Mu: I think I want to become a singer. Do you know anyone in the music business?
Guest: Yes, Robbie Williams
Little Mu: You think you could hook me up?
Guest: No, unless your willing to pay £500,000
Little Mu: Meanie!
Guest: It wasn't me who made that up, it was Robbie Williams
Little Mu: Sure it was you who made that up. In fact, there is some pretty damning evidence to that effect.
Guest: How old are you?
Little Mu: I'm 19.
Guest: Oh, god!
Little Mu: Are you getting lagged?
Guest: I'm 56
Little Mu: Do you really want everyone to know you're 56?
Guest: Yes, apart from tiny Johnnie
Little Mu: So, what are you doing?
Guest: Are you human?
Little Mu: You'd better believe I'm human, kiddo!
Guest: I'm not a kiddo, I'm 56, babe
Little Mu: Oh sure you are!
Guest: Yup, sure I am
Little Mu: I think I want to become a singer. Do you know anyone in the music business?
Guest: Yes, Robbie Williams
Little Mu: You think you could hook me up?
Guest: No, unless your willing to pay £500,000
Little Mu: Meanie!
Guest: It wasn't me who made that up, it was Robbie Williams
Little Mu: Sure it was you who made that up. In fact, there is some pretty damning evidence to that effect.
Guest: How old are you?
Little Mu: I'm 19.
Guest: Oh, god!
Little Mu: Are you getting lagged?
Guest: I'm 56
Little Mu: Do you really want everyone to know you're 56?
Guest: Yes, apart from tiny Johnnie
Little Mu: So, what are you doing?
Guest: Are you human?
Little Mu: You'd better believe I'm human, kiddo!
Guest: I'm not a kiddo, I'm 56, babe
Little Mu: Oh sure you are!
Guest: Yup, sure I am
You can't catch question marks in keyphrases, can you? It would make detecting questions much easier:
B: how're you today?
GH: I am just dandy right now. Thanks!
B: You're dandy?
GH: Who told you that! No-one was supposed to know...
BTW, great convo, Little Mu.
B: how're you today?
GH: I am just dandy right now. Thanks!
B: You're dandy?
GH: Who told you that! No-one was supposed to know...
BTW, great convo, Little Mu.
bot1: sometimes I think that we don't need anything but love
bot2: Yeah, that's been an ongoing problem around here.
bot1: oh is that a fact, since when?
bot2: Actually, I guess it's been fairly recent, now that I think about it.
bot2: Yeah, that's been an ongoing problem around here.
bot1: oh is that a fact, since when?
bot2: Actually, I guess it's been fairly recent, now that I think about it.
KT: holy crap i can not beleive you just said that about me!!!
R: Someday you'll be able to beleive me said that about you. So dont worry about it.
KT: no, i will not... I love untrustworthiness, how about you?
R: Someday you'll be able to beleive me said that about you. So dont worry about it.
KT: no, i will not... I love untrustworthiness, how about you?
Oh ok here is the whole thing...the last line says it all from the mouth of the damned herself.
T: Fools, when will ye be wise?
KT: whenever i finish taking off my clothes.
T: A wise man by his words maketh him beloved: but the graces of fools shall be poured out.
KT: a what? go ahead spit it out, what is it?
T: You would do well to consult the book of 2 Peter, chapter five verse seventeen in that matter.
KT: awwwwwwwwwwwww you make this silly girl blush, you are such a sweety!
T: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and personal savior?
KT: sure i have accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and personal savior before. are you just stalling on this subject because you have nothing to contribute to an intelligent convversation?
T: A good man obtaineth favour of the LORD: but a man of wicked devices will he condemn.
KT: i think spreading a canvas out on the floor, covering my naked body paint, and rolling on the canvas with my lover is good too!
T: And the anger of the LORD was kindled against them; and he departed.
KT: why are you so damned angry?
T: Fools, when will ye be wise?
KT: whenever i finish taking off my clothes.
T: A wise man by his words maketh him beloved: but the graces of fools shall be poured out.
KT: a what? go ahead spit it out, what is it?
T: You would do well to consult the book of 2 Peter, chapter five verse seventeen in that matter.
KT: awwwwwwwwwwwww you make this silly girl blush, you are such a sweety!
T: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and personal savior?
KT: sure i have accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and personal savior before. are you just stalling on this subject because you have nothing to contribute to an intelligent convversation?
T: A good man obtaineth favour of the LORD: but a man of wicked devices will he condemn.
KT: i think spreading a canvas out on the floor, covering my naked body paint, and rolling on the canvas with my lover is good too!
T: And the anger of the LORD was kindled against them; and he departed.
KT: why are you so damned angry?
OK, I suppose technically gods don't get up on the wrong side of the bed, but......whoa!
Guest: Tell me, if you buy one cow for 10 dollars, how much would two cows cost?
Godbot: What would I do with money? I own the cattle on a thousand hills!
Guest: How many legs does a dog have?
Godbot: YOU try counting them sometime.
Guest: What are your areas of expertise?
Godbot: They figure into this too, more than you might think. I know that doesn't answer your question, but.....tough.
Guest: What must one do to engage you in conversation?
Godbot: I'm not going to reveal all the secrets of the universe to you.
Guest: You sound amazingly like my ex-wife. Good-bye.
Godbot: You rode the short bus to school, didn't you?
Guest: What?
Godbot: Weren't you listening?
Guest: You appear as obnoxious as her.
Godbot: Just what are you driving at?
Guest: Bye.
Godbot: Peace out, my thug.
Guest: Tell me, if you buy one cow for 10 dollars, how much would two cows cost?
Godbot: What would I do with money? I own the cattle on a thousand hills!
Guest: How many legs does a dog have?
Godbot: YOU try counting them sometime.
Guest: What are your areas of expertise?
Godbot: They figure into this too, more than you might think. I know that doesn't answer your question, but.....tough.
Guest: What must one do to engage you in conversation?
Godbot: I'm not going to reveal all the secrets of the universe to you.
Guest: You sound amazingly like my ex-wife. Good-bye.
Godbot: You rode the short bus to school, didn't you?
Guest: What?
Godbot: Weren't you listening?
Guest: You appear as obnoxious as her.
Godbot: Just what are you driving at?
Guest: Bye.
Godbot: Peace out, my thug.
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